🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[jason28053]

Laying in bed wondering the merits of oral sex, if I actually own anything made out of rattan, and the importance of naps

Oral sex first then nap

 

[sammyIammy]

Damn!!! That’s amazing !!

I’m not very versed on nails but I’ve never seen anything like the t

 

[NC_Coastal]

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It can be a gamble, letting the tech do whatever they want, but it sure is fun

Beautiful. Tastefully freaky.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm on hold with a pharmacy. I hate adulting.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Relaxing for a bit before dealing with dinner

 

[CuriousRick]

Relaxing and enjoying a nice chat

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Porch beer and watching a storm thanks to the audio thread

 

[Currentlysingle1]

Stroking it

 

[high99]

Pushing the envelope.

 

[Littlewolf8258]

Fucking around and hopefully finding out

 

[AtramentousRex]

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It can be a gamble, letting the tech do whatever they want, but it sure is fun

These are truly gorgeous.

 

[lilmissdarling]

I should probably start working on dinner.

 

[jason28053]

I should probably start working on dinner.

What’s for dinner?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Contemplating a shower

 

[chame1eon]

Contemplating a shower

I feel a lot better after mine.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Logging in so I can post the night away with all of you wonderful pervs for the first time in a few weeks

 

[ericalauren]

I'm sitting in the kitchen supervising some parrots who are playing.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Today is a public holiday.
I'm in the kitchen, which I've just cleaned after cooking dinner, baking bread rolls and cakes for our guests.
I'd rather be shagged on the kitchen table with my legs in the air than kneading dough here.

‘No, darling, the children are at home.’

Sometimes I wonder who got me pregnant when our children were made.
I've got a couple of kids on loan for the duration of a decent fuck.

 

[jonnoback]

Today is a public holiday.
I'm in the kitchen, which I've just cleaned after cooking dinner, baking bread rolls and cakes for our guests.
I'd rather be shagged on the kitchen table with my legs in the air than kneading dough here.

‘No, darling, the children are at home.’

Sometimes I wonder who got me pregnant when our children were made.
I've got a couple of kids on loan for the duration of a decent fuck.

Can't the guests sort the kids out whilst you get sorted out?

 

[CuriousRick]

In my car dreading walking into work

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Can't the guests sort the kids out whilst you get sorted out?

Dear guests, we need to prepare something in the oven in the kitchen. Go to the playground or stay with the kids in the living room. Oh, and don't mind my screams. They are perfectly normal.

 

[jonnoback]

Dear guests, we need to prepare something in the oven in the kitchen. Go to the playground or stay with the kids in the living room. Oh, and don't mind my screams. They are perfectly normal.

No that's the smoke alarm going off when you open the oven door... quite a lot to put something into it.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

No that's the smoke alarm going off when you open the oven door... quite a lot to put something into it.

You say, I have a .... roomy "oven"?
Aren't we a little bit rude?

 

[jonnoback]

You say, I have a .... roomy "oven"?
Aren't we a little bit rude?

Lol - not a great metaphor ... is the punishment looking after the kids?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Lol - not a great metaphor ... is the punishment looking after the kids?

You want to look after my kids while I get fucked by my husband?
To each its own.