Meekly_Anna
Combat Pixie
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2024
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You're all so easy to see through.I'm baking a strawberry cake. It's my sweetheart's birthday tomorrow.
I've just put the Genoese biscuit dough in the oven. A good portion of vanilla is added to the strawberry topping.
Now I have half an hour to clean and cut the vegetables. Yes, strawberries are strictly speaking vegetables, because they are the bottoms of flowers and not fruit.
I'm just not quite sure what kind of glaze I should make. Let's see what the jam shelf and the store cupboard have to offer.
I've just done a non-representative survey of all the people in this threat that are me and realised that topics that have a sexual undertone get a lot more attention. This could of course be because you all like to pleasure yourselves and it pleases and excites you to see other horny pigs out there.
Proof: if I had mentioned that I wear an anal plug to bake cakes, my inbox would be overflowing and I would already have a few more likes.
Let me clarify. I know that my "inbox" can't overflow with the plug installed. I meant the other Inbox.