AlwaysDancing
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OmgWorried about what you're doing to that burgerI'm sorry it's been an anxious day
Cooking.
Cooking.
🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮
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- Start date
Cooking.
Cooking.
Chloe_Harper
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RiiiiiiiiightOmg
Cooking.
Cooking.
kathyisgr65
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Burger is a euphemism for...?
I was chilling...now I'm trying to figure out what burger really means..
I was chilling...now I'm trying to figure out what burger really means..
AlwaysDancing
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It was a euphemism for a seasoned ground beef patty dressed in spicy brown mustard and resting in my belly.
There was also a bun.
There was also a bun.
Chloe_Harper
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Is bun a euphemism
AlwaysDancing
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It isIs bun a euphemism
Chloe_Harper
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It is
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I’m watching Gilmore Girls too! I can’t believe I didn’t realize how consistently awful Rory is the first several times I watched it though
MedicalMuse
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I need to stop watching home improvement shows 
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Chloe_Harper
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Sipping my wine, telling myself a normal bedtime tonight... for me. Don't at me 
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Listening to an amazing storm
NakedStoryLover
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Little better on a summer weekend day.
MissMaidenMinx
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Summer Friday night isn't too bad though.
LostHorizon
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Waking up
Fuckinghorny70
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Sitting in the back office drinking coffee and reading lit. Stroking my cock, waiting for the day to start
Chloe_Harper
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Plotting and pouting. Probably not the best combination... for others. For me, it's good.
Oh, also making the coffee of course
Oh, also making the coffee of course
kieranhalcyon01
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Having a sneezing fit
UWERETHINKINGIT
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Digesting words
kieranhalcyon01
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Had alphabet soup for breakfast?
AlwaysDancing
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Lamenting my phone didn’t charge over night.
Not that much lament. Just a little.
Not that much lament. Just a little.
Jaws82
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Is the plotting and pouting in conjunction with each other? Are you plotting against the people causing the pout??
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Waiting for the shower to heat up
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I'm sitting on my sofa in the sun and trying my hand at nude paintings with paper and pencil. It just doesn't really work. Because I keep falling asleep.
I think I'd better set my alarm clock before I have to answer questions like: "Honey, why are you sleeping naked on the sofa and why did you put the mirror here? Oh, and who is the gentleman with the big penis holding you in his arms in the picture?"
I think some things should remain private.
I think I'd better set my alarm clock before I have to answer questions like: "Honey, why are you sleeping naked on the sofa and why did you put the mirror here? Oh, and who is the gentleman with the big penis holding you in his arms in the picture?"
I think some things should remain private.
