🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m watching Modern Family on TV.

That’s so funny! Good choice!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Watching tv and thinking of someone.

 

[alwayshorny2020]

Sitting in the lounge watching the cricket on tv. A/c on. 42 Celsius or 107 Fahrenheit

 

[AuntieDisco]

Never get tired of this

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[takingbacksunday]

Being a good boy, I promise

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Being in bed and waiting for the hellspawn, aka alarm clock, to go off while reading porn stories while hubby sleeps next to me....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Having another hot tea with honey and lemon, and hoping it kills this headache.

 

[Treeview]

Enjoying some sausage, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Any way to make the sausage not smoke up a kitchen??

Less heat, cook longer. Different cooking oil

 

[Wriggle]

Back in the office for 2 days work

 

[Deleted member 6789170]

masturbating by humping

 

[lingus60]

Gluing soundboard and finger braces

 

[Landshark1]

I’m looking to get in trouble

 

[sandybrooke]

Just slipped on a cock ring

 

[Noor]

Taking more meds and heating pad to try to get the physical pain to be less stabbing. Trying to read or watch something to distract from the emotional pain. Not quoting Hamlet

 

[sandybrooke]

It's probably more common that people slip on banana skins, but if you will leave such things lying around then what do you expect.

Might slip on a banana too

 

[awired50]

Working sort of

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm changing the batteries in this marvellous electric device not only single women should have but also married ones, like me.
I even know some men in dire need of one. I'm short, actually everyone should have at least one and the batteries should be checked regularly, because I'm times of need searching for batteries for your flashlight is a nuisance.

 

[awired50]

Wondering if Anna's flashlight doubles as a sex toy.

 

[Wren200]

I'm changing the batteries in this marvellous electric device not only single women should have but also married ones, like me.
I even know some men in dire need of one. I'm short, actually everyone should have at least one and the batteries should be checked regularly, because I'm times of need searching for batteries for your flashlight is a nuisance.

Are you sure it's a flashlight.

 

[Wren200]

Lying in bed reading lit and waiting for someone to respond to a message I sent them, although I might be waiting awhile.

 

[Beardy_181]

Getting a kick out of reading through everyone's smart-alecky posts. You guys are having a good time.

Oh. And drinking coffee.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Are you sure it's a flashlight.

It's made of aluminium, it says VARTA on it and there's a lens on one end. And it's longer than an average dildo. So, except your dildo comes with high beam I guess it's a flashlight.

 

[tommyt125]

I'm changing the batteries in this marvellous electric device not only single women should have but also married ones, like me.
I even know some men in dire need of one. I'm short, actually everyone should have at least one and the batteries should be checked regularly, because I'm times of need searching for batteries for your flashlight is a nuisance.

I’ve always said vibrators should have like a smoke alarm beep when they get under 1/4 charge lol

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Getting a kick out of reading through everyone's smart-alecky posts. You guys are having a good time.

Oh. And drinking coffee.

Gents, ladies, he got us.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I’ve always said vibrators should have like a smoke alarm beep when they get under 1/4 charge lol

In your case I recommend one with cord, then.