🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[justanewsub]

I’ve wondered, even semi-fantasized, about a man going through the effort of creating alt accounts, proverbially placing us in some 50 First Dates simulator, where he can learn from his failure as days pass.

On paper it is sort of hot (for a weirdo like me), but in reality it’s just uncomfortable once the dots are connected.

I prefer my alt accounts rising from the ashes of some desolate, forgotten about account - not some Joker wannabe causing havoc on one account while claiming innocent on the main.

On further reflection, what I'd really like to do is create alternate penises and tongues, so that if I don't satisfy the person the first time, I can get another shot!

 

[LostHorizon]

I’ve wondered, even semi-fantasized, about a man going through the effort of creating alt accounts, proverbially placing us in some 50 First Dates simulator, where he can learn from his failure as days pass.

On paper it is sort of hot (for a weirdo like me), but in reality it’s just uncomfortable once the dots are connected.

I prefer my alt accounts rising from the ashes of some desolate, forgotten about account - not some Joker wannabe causing havoc on one account while claiming innocent on the main.

So I should create an alt account that incorporates the word Phoenix in the username? ‍

 

[TongueLust]

I'm sitting on the balcony with my cousin, gossiping and laughing.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So I should create an alt account that incorporates the word Phoenix in the username? ‍

That bird just ate at Taco Bell I am guessing

 

[LostHorizon]

That bird just ate at Taco Bell I am guessing

It’s supposed to be a phoenix, lol. The emoji doesn’t look like that when in type it

 

[TongueLust]

I'm about to take a hot bubble bath.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Watching episode 2 of Talamasca.

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

Putting my feet up, enjoying a glass of wine

 

[TongueLust]

Refilled the bathtub and now soaking in a hot salt bath.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Wondering how alts log in and out so quickly.

It ain't easy.

Ok ODAG...

She would make a good fucking ODAG.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sitting my fat ass down. Today was rather painful.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Destressing

 

[Anononly1992]

About to wash Halloween make up off

 

[Anononly1992]

Sitting my fat ass down. Today was rather painful.

I hope tomorrow is better for you!

 

[drew4u4fun]

Thinking about bath time.

 

[ccs29745]

Trying to relax

 

[drew4u4fun]

Making dinner.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Enjoying an overdue haircut.

 

[TwystedDzyre]

Just posted a thread on the physical feminine appearance/form of Ghislaine Maxwell.

 

[windycityman]

Watching the Chicago night, Med, Fire and PD. Plus posting on Lit.

 

[TongueLust]

Baking cookies with my cousin.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Rolling my eyes

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Rolling my eyes

Why?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why?

People

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

People

Uh huh. Alts are better.