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Ordering shoes for my mom. She won’t like them, next month I’ll be returning them. Go to love Zappos and the 365 returns
 
Break time at work. Fun being the only guy among 6 girls and hearing the gossip. Lol
 
I am currently pondering the ambivalence and futility of everything. Our being is not determined. So why prepare, why plan when we are just helpless leaves in the wind of fate? Every decision we make in ignorance of our future is wrong and therefore pointless.
I, for example, have just got off my bike completely soaked. If I had been wearing rain gear, it would have been sweat. As it was, it was rain. I have to shower now anyway.
I should start writing haiku. Or post pictures of me showering. I think I know which would get a bigger response.
In words, you horny bastards.
🤭
 
I am currently pondering the ambivalence and futility of everything. Our being is not determined. So why prepare, why plan when we are just helpless leaves in the wind of fate? Every decision we make in ignorance of our future is wrong and therefore pointless.
I, for example, have just got off my bike completely soaked. If I had been wearing rain gear, it would have been sweat. As it was, it was rain. I have to shower now anyway.
I should start writing haiku. Or post pictures of me showering. I think I know which would get a bigger response.
In words, you horny bastards.
🤭
I dry off and look out into the rain.
It's supposed to stay like this all week.
What luck that I get to go on a business trip tomorrow. Over 30°C for a week. I could get such a nice tan if I didn't have to work in a big hall all day. In long dungarees. I don't think I'm the only person who thinks it's a shame that I'm not allowed to work in a miniskirt and sleeveless blouse. I'd even put my helmet on...
Something to do with work safety. If they stare at my thighs, they won't pay attention to their work.
Horny bastards.
😇
 
About to start work on a succulent Italian meal.

i.e. put a ready-made supermarket lasagne in the oven 😝
 
I just crocheted a rainbow Pride bandanna for a customer. Now, I’m sitting in bed with my parrot and watching YouTube.
 
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