🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[JustAnotherFlower]

Because you want Jason Stratham to save your life?

Nah, just that I have to keep getting excited/moving to stay conscious.

You'll have a long line of men killing each other, to save your life

Bullshit.

Nothing says romance like a …
Stack of corpses?

Nothing says love and devotion like presenting the skull of an enemy as a coffee mug.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Bullshit.

You underestimate your power lol

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Is this a Cabernet or something fruity ?? The woman of my fantisies only drinks full bodied !!!

This one was a Malbec!

 

[morelikeasong]

Smoking pot and eating Keebler thin mints. These are dangerously good.



Someone save me!

 

[FreckledSprite]

Reds at Giants

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Watching the men’s March madness championship game and trying to let the stress of today go….

 

[NeonSubtlety]

spirits, white lotus, and soft lighting.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Thinking bad thoughts.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Thinking bad thoughts.

Ditto….but enjoying some of them….

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Ditto….but enjoying some of them….

Not sexual thoughts.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Thinking bad thoughts.

I hope it's "good" bad thoughts!

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Not sexual thoughts.

Oh…sorry…

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I hope it's "good" bad thoughts!

No, but I'll get past it.

 

[Spongo]

Just woke up, just done a 30 second strip and touch video for my wife knowing she won’t be interested…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Smoking pot and eating Keebler thin mints. These are dangerously good.



Someone save me!

Don’t betray the Girl Scouts! They’re so much better than the Boy Scouts!

 

[morelikeasong]

Don’t betray the Girl Scouts! They’re so much better than the Boy Scouts!

It’s not GS cookie season anymore! I never ran into any booths this year

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s not GS cookie season anymore! I never ran into any booths this year

Where do you live again? They’re like the mafia everyplace I’ve ever lived!

 

[morelikeasong]

Where do you live again? They’re like the mafia everyplace I’ve ever lived!

I’m not gonna lie though… these Keebler ones are very good

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Smoking pot and eating Keebler thin mints. These are dangerously good.



Someone save me!

From what exactly? Seems like you've got this figured out...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Smoking pot and eating Keebler thin mints. These are dangerously good.



Someone save me!

Grasshoppers!

Don’t betray the Girl Scouts! They’re so much better than the Boy Scouts!

But Grasshoppers are available all year!

Where do you live again? They’re like the mafia everyplace I’ve ever lived!

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[morelikeasong]

Grasshoppers!

Wait… I think that’s what I meant to buy but the ones I got are called “fudge mint delights” did I buy something different? (I ask, like I’m not about to go google this immediately)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not gonna lie though… these Keebler ones are very good

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[morelikeasong]

Wait… I think that’s what I meant to buy but the ones I got are called “fudge mint delights” did I buy something different? (I ask, like I’m not about to go google this immediately)

Same cookie… name change

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But Grasshoppers are available all year!

Undercutting the special nature of Thin Mints and their limited availability for crass commercial gain. *sigh*

 

[morelikeasong]

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