🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See, now you got me googling shit and it’s late and ain’t nobody got time for that!

I’m sorry. Go to bed.

 

[DannieB]

I’m sorry. Go to bed.

I can’t yet! Ten more minutes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can’t yet! Ten more minutes

Fire was the correct choice

 

[DannieB]

Fire was the correct choice

But then I’d have no clothes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But then I’d have no clothes

I mean…I see your problem…

 

[DannieB]

I mean…I see your problem…

Cause it’s freezing outside! And I need to post my song!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Watchin a movie with the puppy.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm preparing a presentation for my manager. Among other things, he has to explain the difference between thixotropy and structural viscosity to people at his stand.
If you don't know the difference, it doesn't matter. He doesn't know it either and probably doesn't know exactly what viscosity actually is.
Since his listeners have the same level of education, Master of Business or something like that, it's another case of blind people talking about colors.
It's bound to be good.

Where's the head banging at the desk smiley when you need it?

 

[Anexpat19]

I'm preparing a presentation for my manager. Among other things, he has to explain the difference between thixotropy and structural viscosity to people at his stand.
If you don't know the difference, it doesn't matter. He doesn't know it either and probably doesn't know exactly what viscosity actually is.
Since his listeners have the same level of education, Master of Business or something like that, it's another case of blind people talking about colors.
It's bound to be good.

Where's the head banging at the desk smiley when you need it?

You’re much more serious and impressive than I am right now lol

 

[Meekly_Anna]

You’re much more serious and impressive than I am right now lol

No, I don't think so.
I can't twist my tongue.

 

[Anexpat19]

No, I don't think so.
I can't twist my tongue.

Haha we all have our strengths how’s the presentation?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Haha we all have our strengths how’s the presentation?

Getting there.
"Once upon a time there was a liquid entity, that ...
Sorry, kids, a liquid is a flowable entity with constant volume..."

 

[Anexpat19]

The pains of being a subject matter expert

 

[barefootgirl69]

I fell asleep reading, so now I'm getting ready for bed.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Getting my toes warm

 

[ICantLeafYou]

Bored, buzzed, messing around on the forums here.

Thinking of putting on music and playing a game on Steam or something.

 

[Anexpat19]

Getting my toes warm

How are you doing that?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

The pains of being a subject matter expert

An engineer was walking through the fog one fine day. This did nothing to dampen her spirits, as she knew exactly where she was and where she wanted to go.
Suddenly a loud voice sounded from above. “Hey, you down there, can you tell me where I am?”
She looked up and replied kindly, “You're in the basket of a hot air balloon.”
“You're an engineer, aren't you?”
Puzzled, she replied “How do you know that?”
"I just asked you a very simple question. You gave me a technically correct answer and yet your answer is completely useless."
“You're a manager, I presume?”
This time the gentleman was taken aback.
“How do you know that?”
"You have no idea where you are. You have no idea where you want to go. You are in the situation through your own fault. You're only above me because of a lot of hot air. You've asked me a completely inadequate question. And yet I'm supposed to be to blame for your situation?"

 

[RReggie]

An engineer was walking through the fog one fine day. This did nothing to dampen her spirits, as she knew exactly where she was and where she wanted to go.
Suddenly a loud voice sounded from above. “Hey, you down there, can you tell me where I am?”
She looked up and replied kindly, “You're in the basket of a hot air balloon.”
“You're an engineer, aren't you?”
Puzzled, she replied “How do you know that?”
"I just asked you a very simple question. You gave me a technically correct answer and yet your answer is completely useless."
“You're a manager, I presume?”
This time the gentleman was taken aback.
“How do you know that?”
"You have no idea where you are. You have no idea where you want to go. You are in the situation through your own fault. You're only above me because of a lot of hot air. You've asked me a completely inadequate question. And yet I'm supposed to be to blame for your situation?"

I like that very much
The body parts discussed who should be boss. The brain I should be boss because I do all the thinking. The legs said we should be boss because we take you everywhere. The eyes said they should be boss because they see see everywhere to go and can avoid dangers. The bum said I should be boss and they all laughed. So the bum closed up and it wasn't long before the brain went foggy and the eyes went blurry and the legs got wobbly. So it just goes to show you. Any old ass could be boss.

 

[munch2much]

Cooling down in my car.
It may feel like -7c out there, but it’s positively tropical after a run/walk up and down 2.5 miles of hills.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm going to bed.
Wake me up in the middle of March.

Bloody cold.

 

[munch2much]

I’m in the bath and listening to the radio.

 

[KyleR215]

reading through the posts on Lit when I should be working

 

[cactusjack0584]

Getting ready to shower after a good workout

 

[munch2much]

Apparently I’ve been in the bath 1hr 15 minutes and I’m still not clean.

Which is odd, because I’ve been washing it very fast indeed.