🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[SmokingFap]

I'm trying not to fall asleep. It's too early to go to bed and too late for coffee.

 

[Speshul91]

Rolling a smoke to try numb my back

 

[EricaAnna]

Watching Stargate Atlantis before bed.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Being a smart-ass to distract myself

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Waiting for my sammich!! I’m hangry!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Trying to chill and relax

 

[AmberLGreen]

Wondering if US and UK hide and seek have the same rules. I found her ages ago but she hasn’t even tried to find me yet

 

[subdudeme13]

Listening to Project 2025 reporting and boiling.

 

[subdudeme13]

Wondering if US and UK hide and seek have the same rules. I found her ages ago but she hasn’t even tried to find me yet

What is the rule when everyone else has gone home and you are still hiding and it is getting dark?

 

[AmberLGreen]

What is the rule when everyone else has gone home and you are still hiding and it is getting dark?

Masturbate and sleep and hope they find you the next day

 

[EricaAnna]

Masturbate and sleep and hope they find you the next day

When in doubt masturbate

 

[Speshul91]

Masturbate and sleep and hope they find you the next day

Can't fault that logic

 

[subdudeme13]

Masturbate and sleep and hope they find you the next day

Now you tell me!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Now you tell me!

Well you didn’t ask before

 

[Rdy4u69]

Driving home hotter than he'll in more ways than one

 

[SherlockianMan]

When in doubt masturbate

When in doubt, rub one out.

The pedantic in me needed it to rhyme

 

[AmberLGreen]

When in doubt, rub one out.

The pedantic in me needed it to rhyme

If you’re late, just masturbate

Let me be Frank, I’m having a wank

Bored at a gig, go have a frig

 

[SherlockianMan]

If you’re late, just masturbate

Let me be Frank, I’m having a wank

Bored at a gig, go have a frig

Missing the scene, flick the bean

 

[Rdy4u69]

Watching Olympics

Hot little red head I love it

Watching Olympics

 

[AmberLGreen]

Missing the scene, flick the bean

Have a peep, I’m knuckle deep

 

[Chillygirl]

Just got home and ordering Chinese for dinner. I’m so glad I live in town and there’s delivery!

 

[TongueLust]

Getting comfy in bed.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Trying to stay awake.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What is the rule when everyone else has gone home and you are still hiding and it is getting dark?

If no people or wild animals find you by morning, you win

 

[FunLi]

Scrolling for sleep