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Thinking about getting the letters HAP tattooed on my dick...
That way I can always say, "I bring you HAP-Penis!"

And, after a few drinks (when he does all the critical thinking), I can say that I'm in a 'HAP-hazardous' mood.
A few weeks before a husband and wife go on vacation to an adults-only resort in the islands, the man makes the decision to have "WENDY", his wife's name, tattooed on his penis. His wife is thrilled when he reveals this act of devotion on the first night of vacation.

The next day, as they walk along the clothing-optional beach together, they encounter a tall, well-endowed local man walking towards them. They can't help but notice that, in a bizarre coincidence, he too has "WENDY" tattooed on his large but still flaccid penis.

"So," the husband asks, "I take it your wife's name is also Wendy?" He gestures towards the man's impressive tool.

The local man looks perplexed, then after looking down, he smiles and looks back at the couple.

"No, mon," he explains, "When I'm erect, mine says, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY!"
 
A few weeks before a husband and wife go on vacation to an adults-only resort in the islands, the man makes the decision to have "WENDY", his wife's name, tattooed on his penis. His wife is thrilled when he reveals this act of devotion on the first night of vacation.

The next day, as they walk along the clothing-optional beach together, they encounter a tall, well-endowed local man walking towards them. They can't help but notice that, in a bizarre coincidence, he too has "WENDY" tattooed on his large but still flaccid penis.

"So," the husband asks, "I take it your wife's name is also Wendy?" He gestures towards the man's impressive tool.

The local man looks perplexed, then after looking down, he smiles and looks back at the couple.

"No, mon," he explains, "When I'm erect, mine says, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY!"
I may not be that impressive, but give it a little love and attention, it'll grow on you!
 
Realising I've been left alone for 90 minutes to do something that took 20, does anyone here have a clue how long stuff should take 🤔
 
Just mounted Teddy Bear in a different way. This feels so good. Im so close. Been edging like a horny black slut for 4 hrs. So needy
Let it go , let it go , release the love, let it flow , let it flow

best read in that annoying frozen them song 😈🎶 ear worm
 
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