💫🎲💫 Lit Fantasy Classes: D&D Nerds Unite 💫🎲💫

[JustAnotherFlower]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

Hrm... good question since each character would have a unique way of earning experience. Lower xp from ropes and clamps, but they can be worn almost all the time.. Flogging, spanking would be a small xp gains for each hit taken..

 

[TXRafe]

So, meta-game question: cocks clearly count as sexperience points (giving or receiving), as do penetrative toys. Fingers & tongues would seem to fit as well - but what about nonpenetrators? How do we account for the sexperience their usage accumulates? The ropes, clamps, magic wands of the world almost have to give good sexperience,right?

use objects and toys as multipliers...a whip if successfully used gives a x2 to the sexperience achieved, etc

 

[UsuallyPresent]

use objects and toys as multipliers...a whip if successfully used gives a x2 to the sexperience achieved, etc

Oh? Something like a clitical hit mechanism? Or rolling two orbs (colloquially ‘rolling 2-0’ or ‘rolling a 20’)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hrm... good question since each character would have a unique way of earning experience. Lower xp from ropes and clamps, but they can be worn almost all the time.. Flogging, spanking would be a small xp gains for each hit taken..

So the flogger would need many partners to match any of their floggee’s sexperience gains?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So the flogger would need many partners to match any of their floggee’s sexperience gains?

Bingo.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Back to dragon s-laying. (Would it have had a red nose and been sleighing, only a week ago?)

Dragons are known for many properties - girth, greed, etc. What needs we consider, pondering the rescue of the ‘innocent’ keeper past the Tow-El forest? Need we determine its elemental affinity? Its primal proclivities? Any hazardous terrain, dangerous denizens beneath its dominance?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Back to dragon s-laying. (Would it have had a red nose and been sleighing, only a week ago?)

Dragons are known for many properties - girth, greed, etc. What needs we consider, pondering the rescue of the ‘innocent’ keeper past the Tow-El forest? Need we determine its elemental affinity? Its primal proclivities? Any hazardous terrain, dangerous denizens beneath its dominance?

Hrmm... the little I know is-- it's large for a dragon, but not the largest. It's blue black scales shimmer in the light. While it can handle watery depths it's known to heat the water surrounding it to scalding temperatures.. It has the ability to lash out rapidly..

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am definitely a Boob-arian / Arti-fist-er multiclass, if that's doable. If not, I'm still gonna do it.

You do you, Boo. Hrmm.... Artificers make magic items, Barbarians disdain/fear magic.... Interesting challenge. Maybe focus on combat skill, create new kata/martial arts?

How to translate in to Lit Asses, I leave as an exercise for the reader. *nod*nod* Yep. Self-improvement! That's the ticket!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You do you, Boo. Hrmm.... Artificers make magic items, Barbarians disdain/fear magic.... Interesting challenge. Maybe focus on combat skill, create new kata/martial arts?

How to translate in to Lit Asses, I leave as an exercise for the reader. *nod*nod* Yep. Self-improvement! That's the ticket!

Not all Barbarians disdain or fear magic and, and artificer that can make things to boost your skills as a barbarian?

In Lit translation... well, they would be a very interesting and playful person in "sexual combat"... now I'm thinking way too hard about this multi-classing

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I cannot for the life of me remember the name of it. But a few years ago I heard about an old-ish RPG which was designed to be very sexually explicit, to the point that among your stats you rolled for things like the size of your butthole (to see how much girth you could take), and tongue dexterity. Things like that. I wish I could remember what it was called. Oh well.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I cannot for the life of me remember the name of it. But a few years ago I heard about an old-ish RPG which was designed to be very sexually explicit, to the point that among your stats you rolled for things like the size of your butthole (to see how much girth you could take), and tongue dexterity. Things like that. I wish I could remember what it was called. Oh well.

Book of Erotic Fantasy perhaps? It is a shitty thing not worth the required lube to extract in many ways.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Book of Erotic Fantasy perhaps? It is a shitty thing not worth the required lube to extract in many ways.

No, I don't think it was that one exactly. But the one I have in mind also got terrible reviews. Never played it for myself, though.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A Curse of Strahd love song (short video)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Not shitting you - my wife just showed me the "World's Okayest Dungeon Master" shirt last night and asked me what size I wanted it in.

She didn't say anything about the Tiefling Gay shirt, though.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Some days it's enough for me to fantasize that I can grow a decent beard.
Dwarves ftw.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Some days it's enough for me to fantasize that I can grow a decent beard.
Dwarves ftw.

A "decent" beard? That covers at least a full frontal? Wow, yeah, that'd be a long time growing. . and still wouldn't help with the sight from the rear. Unless it's insane and braided around and over the buttcrack?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"No, I said 'you see a Gelatinous Cub.'"

 

[Oralexplorer]

I have never been categorized this perfectly in my life. Thank you.

Fluid-druid ?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Saw these a couple days ago and holy fuck, they are sooo ME. They’re PINK and have KITTY PAWS!!!

 

[LIDiver]

Saw these a couple days ago and holy fuck, they are sooo ME. They’re PINK and have KITTY PAWS!!!
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A natural 20 on those for sure, KSF.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Saw these a couple days ago and holy fuck, they are sooo ME. They’re PINK and have KITTY PAWS!!!
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more, they're randomly placed, like a cat walking over fresh concrete. Cats are gonna cat, after all!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I feel like a dice goblin.. just want to buy them all and horde them for my own pleasure.