💫🎲💫 Lit Fantasy Classes: D&D Nerds Unite 💫🎲💫

How a bout a Whorecerer? The sexy comes natural to them and they flaunt it. Though the description of the Bard seems to fit that idea.

I would probably be a low-level Jizzard. My porncane tradition? Lore Masterbater. We are good with books and words...and our hands.


 
So the dungeon master (plp) was nice enough to tell me what my Lit Asses are since we go way back:
Jizzard (wizard)
This Litster gains power from study, reflection and listening and could be considered among the rarest and most powerful of their kind. They know exactly when to say the right thing and when to keep their mouth shut. Even the filthiest jokes or most alarming desires are easily accepted because of their charm. They seem to know a little about everything or everyone and have the intelligence to use that power for good (mostly).

• Strengths: intelligence, wit, perception
• Weaknesses: ego, lack of self-awareness, over compensating for something
Always liked a wizard.

With a sub ass in:
Boob-arian (barbarian)
This simple but delightful Litster is fueled by one thing and one thing alone. Boobs. There is no problem that can't be fixed with boobs. No holiday that can’t be celebrated with boobs. No day that can’t be improved with boobs. No matter the question, boobs are the answer. They are grateful to anyone who is willing to share but always respects the boundaries of those that don’t want to share. That respect often leads to more boobs in their inbox. Boobs.

• Strengths: encouraging, enthusiastic
• Weaknesses: boobs
Fair enough. Well played madam.
Oh, and they’re not classes. They’re Lit Asses, which opens up multi-assing as an option
A most excellent suggestion. Asses are the best.
Do the alignments become dom/sub vs sado/maso? Neutral, of course, is vanilla
I usually consider myself Chaotic Good, not sure how that translates though to the above.

Fun thought/personality/poster tendencies exercise.
 
That's a really fun post! :D

I'm not sure I properly fit any of them, although some more and some definitely less. I'd likely leave it to others to say!
 
How a bout a Whorecerer? The sexy comes natural to them and they flaunt it. Though the description of the Bard seems to fit that idea.

I would probably be a low-level Jizzard. My porncane tradition? Lore Masterbater. We are good with books and words...and our hands.


Hrmm.... SoreForSir/SoreForHer and Whoreceror - both different kinklines of the greater Sorceror tradition, perhaps?
 
That's a really fun post! :D

I'm not sure I properly fit any of them, although some more and some definitely less. I'd likely leave it to others to say!
Multi-class!
"In D&D, multiclassing is the act of gaining a level in another class or classes to gain advantages and abilities. When multiclassing, you are choosing to take beginning levels from another class instead of leveling up in your initial choice. If you’re a level 5 Artificer, you might take 2 levels as a Wizard to expand your arcane knowledge. That would look like Artificer 5/Wizard 2 on your character sheet."
 
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Yeah, would be hard (pun unavoidable) to turn this into a ttRPG. Female characters would have a much higher ‘orgasm point’ total than males, instead of d&d’s flatter hit points. Hrmmm… iunno.

If people want to run a d&d game here lemme know please!
How does one get involved in a game? I'm a total newb.
 
How does one get involved in a game? I'm a total newb.
A real game I think it would be pretty hard/impossible in a forum like this but there is some interest in a small group of people doing something in another way.
IRL find some like minded people and play! There are always people around who want to play and teach amd are just looking for fun, reliable people. It's genuinely been a life saver for me through covid.

This was just a fun expression of a personal hobby but if anyone is really interested and wants a totally down to earth, non gate keepy expression. Ive been DMing for a fair few years and I'd be honored. :)
 
Multi-class!
"In D&D, multiclassing is the act of gaining a level in another class or classes to gain advantages and abilities. When multiclassing, you are choosing to take beginning levels from another class instead of leveling up in your initial choice. If you’re a level 5 Artificer, you might take 2 levels as a Wizard to expand your arcane knowledge. That would look like Artificer 5/Wizard 2 on your character sheet."
Oooh, ok! Roleplaying games are a little outside my knowledge base but I'm learning!
 
A real game I think it would be pretty hard/impossible in a forum like this but there is some interest in a small group of people doing something in another way.
IRL find some like minded people and play! There are always people around who want to play and teach it's genuinely been a life saver for me through covid.

This was just a fun expression of a personal hobby but if anyone is really interested and wants a totally down to earth, non gate keepy expression. I'd be honored. :)
You can find places that host beginner DND games near you for in person games. Certain sites also have forums for online groups. That's what hubs and I did during covid too. We are still with our same DM and even planning a trip so we can all finally meet up!

Also, I shared this list with Hubs. He wants to be Jizzard, but I think he's a Boob-arian 🤣
 
You can find places that host beginner DND games near you for in person games. Certain sites also have forums for online groups. That's what hubs and I did during covid too. We are still with our same DM and even planning a trip so we can all finally meet up!

Also, I shared this list with Hubs. He wants to be Jizzard, but I think he's a Boob-arian 🤣
I wish I could multi-react! 😁💚

I love that yall are planning to meet up! We played in person until one of us got a better job and moved. Transitioning online has been great bc there are tons of resources but I miss being in person too.
 
Also, check to see if there are any friendly, local game stores near you. A lot of them may have organized games you can join. That's how I got started playing again. Organized games might have a small fee to pay (depending on the store), but the DM's are likely to be experienced and able to teach new players. Also, one of the biggest game-killers is scheduling, and having a specific commitment to be at a place at a time for a game people are paying for seems to be a huge help in that regard.
 
As I get ready to take my bitchy little bard out for an adventure tonight (we’re locked in an astral portal maze. Don’t ask.) I thought it would be fun to do another little Lit D&D conversion in the form of a simple question.

Below are some the rollable stats or events (non fighting stuff) that you might be tasked with in a game. Which three stats would you say are the most important for you to have a LOT of and which three would you like a partner to have a in abundance?

-strength
-dexterity
-constitution
-intelligence
-wisdom
-charisma
-initiative
-acrobatics/athletics
-animal handling
-deception
-insight
-investigation
-nature
-perception
-persuasion
-religion
-stealth
-survival
 
As I get ready to take my bitchy little bard out for an adventure tonight (we’re locked in an astral portal maze. Don’t ask.) I thought it would be fun to do another little Lit D&D conversion in the form of a simple question.

Below are some the rollable stats or events (non fighting stuff) that you might be tasked with in a game. Which three stats would you say are the most important for you to have a LOT of and which three would you like a partner to have a in abundance?

-strength
-dexterity
-constitution
-intelligence
-wisdom
-charisma
-initiative
-acrobatics/athletics
-animal handling
-deception
-insight
-investigation
-nature
-perception
-persuasion
-religion
-stealth
-survival
oooh, good question!

Me: DEX and CHA as my main modifiers. Proficiency or expertise in Performance

Him: INT as main modifier. Proficiency or expertise in Sleight of Hand and Insight
 
As I get ready to take my bitchy little bard out for an adventure tonight (we’re locked in an astral portal maze. Don’t ask.) I thought it would be fun to do another little Lit D&D conversion in the form of a simple question.

Below are some the rollable stats or events (non fighting stuff) that you might be tasked with in a game. Which three stats would you say are the most important for you to have a LOT of and which three would you like a partner to have a in abundance?

-strength
-dexterity
-constitution
-intelligence
-wisdom
-charisma
-initiative
-acrobatics/athletics
-animal handling
-deception
-insight
-investigation
-nature
-perception
-persuasion
-religion
-stealth
-survival
Which 3 do I think I have?
- Wisdom, Insight, Religion

Which 3 do I wish I had?
- Charisma, Persuasion, Perception

Which 3 do I want in a partner?
- Intelligence, Initiative, Insight
 
I think I have -
• Initiative - this is a blessing and a curse because I like making things happen but the onus usually falls on me to make plans, initiate conversations or sexy stuff
• Insight - this might also be perception but I'd say an over active self awareness
• Survival - not in the "living off the land" way, but in the "we aren't going to give up, damnit" way

Things I like in a partner (in addition to a healthy dose of ^l
• Intelligence - the emotional kind and the spelling/geography kind
• Perception - sometimes words are hard and I just want to be seen.
• Charisma - I need someone who can make me laugh. This is non negotiable.
 
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