What about....This one is my favorite! For some reason it resonates strongly with me
That should hang in a bathroom
Or one of 800 other things
I always got snake bit and died
I watched 1883, which is basically a live action Oregon Trail. So many people died just because they had to cross a river and couldn't swim. If you can swim all you do is go to the bank, instead they diedI always got snake bit and died
Snuggles fine, but don't threaten to poison me, coffee ugh
I don't want to think about the abrasions (not to mention all of the other bad stuff that could happen). I had a friend who did EMT work. She just hated seeing people hang the arms out of cars, because she had seen said arms after accidents.
When I worked in A&E we called it "meat crayon". So sad.
I’ll have what he’s having
Funny, I was just thinking about some glazed doughnuts too.These honey donuts with vanilla honey glaze are exactly how I want to start my morning!
I low key want to make this my AV now.
Fuck it, combine the twoThanks to you pervs, I don’t know if I’m hungry or horny
What's wrong with both?Thanks to you pervs, I don’t know if I’m hungry or horny
Feed me a donut while you bang me... sounds perfect! (insert choking jokes here)
Thanks to you pervs, I don’t know if I’m hungry or horny
@UnchainedWordist recently coined the phrase horngry
Her coffee is just really hot so she left the cup on the table and she's sipping it from the rim.
Where do I book?
