🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I saw these cute horns on the internet

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I know what you like!

 

[Beardpositive77]

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Good morning pervs! I hope you're all well and finding time to masturbate.

Thicc girls in the Speakeasy if that's your thing!!

Yessss! It's very much my thing. Wishing you delicious ones a very tasty morning orgasm.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Also happy 420!! I'll stick to drug of choice but I hope everyone has a chill day.

My day will have tacos in it though and that's what really matters.

 

[Sundayschild]

<<<<<< This girl plans to celebrate!

Happy birthday

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm not Hitler. Geesh, Sunday. Way to call a girl out.

Erm.......

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm not Hitler. Geesh, Sunday. Way to call a girl out.

I just choked on a but.

A cashew!

 

[Sundayschild]

I just choked on a but.

A cashew!

On a what?!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

On a what?!

Ahh!!! A nut!!! Hahaha!

 

[Sundayschild]

Ahh!!! A nut!!! Hahaha!

That's a shame.

Or possibly not...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

That's a shame.

Or possibly not...

I haven't sunk my teeth into anyones butt today. Its still early here.

 

[tnman03]

I haven't sunk my teeth into anyones butt today. Its still early here.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well, if it's my birthday, and I get a wish...

My teeth on your cheeks?

 

[tnman03]

Well, if it's my birthday, and I get a wish...

My teeth on your cheeks?

Would you two diva's like for me to get you a room with a view and a mini-fridge full of wine and snacks? I think you need a moment...or three...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Would you two diva's like for me to get you a room with a view and a mini-fridge full of wine and snacks? I think you need a moment...or three...

I'm there! As soon as lockdown ends + 1 month.

 

[tnman03]

I'm there! As soon as lockdown ends + 1 month.

Tongue and lips first, please? Then teeth.



Yes.

Alright then, I figure that Nashville will come close enough to splitting the travel distance.

 

[Ask For More]

Good afternoon!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Wanna play a fun game of Caption This???

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Wanna play a fun game of Caption This???

My friends and I always refer to Canal St. in NYC as C-Anal. This only reinforces it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My friends and I always refer to Canal St. in NYC as C-Anal. This only reinforces it.

Well hello stranger! We make that same joke in NOLA. Nothing brings people together like Anal!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Wanna play a fun game of Caption This???

My best try was something about boners...

Or

the dick bone's connected to the ass bone

No? I'll get my coat.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

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Wanna play a fun game of Caption This???

Sting and Trudy take the whole tantric sex thing *way* too far.

or

I've heard of orgasm denial, but this seems a bit extreme.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well hello stranger! We make that same joke in NOLA. Nothing brings people together like Anal!

Sting and Trudy take the whole tantric sex thing *way* too far.

or

I've heard of orgasm denial, but this seems a bit extreme.

I’ve been trying to do something with tailbone and coccyx, but so far nothing.

Something about he needed to bone some tail so he put his cock in her six and that’s how those things got their names. In the Natural History Museum. I don’t know.

 

[Ask For More]

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Wanna play a fun game of Caption This???

When one mistakes the superglue for the lube.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

When one mistakes the superglue for the lube.

And we have a winner!!

 

[Booboobear84]

When one mistakes the superglue for the lube.

Very funny and a little scary