🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Things That Might Be Better Than An Orgasm -

• The work auditor leaving the building

or torturing the work auditor and making him watch you have orgasms?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

or torturing the work auditor and making him watch you have orgasms?

Said like someone who's never seen this auditor!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

or torturing the work auditor and making him watch you have orgasms?

 

[AlpineFresco]

So what I'm gathering from this is that the auditor is what might be described as 'a challenging wank'.
Gotcha.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It's my fault for bringing these two contradictory worlds together.

The auditor is a black hole for any horniness.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's my fault for bringing these two contradictory worlds together.

The auditor is a black hole for any horniness.

Point of fact, if one fucks a black hole one’s dick gets so long!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Point of fact, if one fucks a black hole one’s dick gets so long!

I've made it a point to keep my dick earthside

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've made it a point to keep my dick earthside

Quitter.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Quitter.

There's so many nooks and crannies here to explore before I start going where no man has gone before

 

[Whiskeyjack]

There's so many nooks and crannies here to explore before I start going where no man has gone before

I guarantee you, if it's on earth and has a nook and/or cranny, a man has put his dick in it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I guarantee you, if it's on earth and has a nook and/or cranny, a man has put his dick in it.

I had a friend who told me - in detail - how he fucked a jelly donut once. Nooks and crannies not required.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I had a friend who told me - in detail - how he fucked a jelly donut once. Nooks and crannies not required.

Did he…wait…nvm…I’m gonna go pound my head against a wall for a minute to see if I can instill some short term memory loss.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Did he…wait…nvm…I’m gonna go pound my head against a wall for a minute to see if I can instill some short term memory loss.

Lol we all like to get our fingers sticky in different ways!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I had a friend who told me - in detail - how he fucked a jelly donut once. Nooks and crannies not required.

This is the least surprising thing I've heard all day.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This is the least surprising thing I've heard all day.

I wanna know the MOST surprising thing now!

 

[AlpineFresco]

It's my fault for bringing these two contradictory worlds together.

The auditor is a black hole for any horniness.

Just incredible sucking power, you say?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Just incredible sucking power, you say?

You can feel it from there??

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You can feel it from there??

feel it?? hell I am trying to pull the bed sheet out of my ass after it got sucked in

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I wanna know the MOST surprising thing now!

I was babysitting a friend's daughter while my friend went for a root canal. She just came to pick her up and I asked how the root canal went. She said they didn't finish because the roots of her tooth grew in so malformed that they couldn't actually get in there. So she has 2/3 of a root canal and has to wait to see a specialist. Apparently, the dentist had to stop midway, take a bunch more X-rays, Google what to do, then decided that this was beyond his skill to heal and she needs Elvish medicine. Or something to that effect.

Anyway. I don't know if surprising is the right word for that, but dentistry that befuddles the dentist is the stuff of my nightmares.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I was babysitting a friend's daughter while my friend went for a root canal. She just came to pick her up and I asked how the root canal went. She said they didn't finish because the roots of her tooth grew in so malformed that they couldn't actually get in there. So she has 2/3 of a root canal and has to wait to see a specialist. Apparently, the dentist had to stop midway, take a bunch more X-rays, Google what to do, then decided that this was beyond his skill to heal and she needs Elvish medicine. Or something to that effect.

Anyway. I don't know if surprising is the right word for that, but dentistry that befuddles the dentist is the stuff of my nightmares.

Oh no.... as someone with a horrible dentist story that makes me shiver.

 

[AlpineFresco]

I appreciate now how easy and amusing my dental surgery was. Anaesthesia, medical pliers, drills, wrenching sounds like someone eating a Crunch bar but in the middle of my skull, bloody fragments of tooth packed up in a bag for me to take home.
Comical bleeding everywhere.
Even funnier, choking when trying to swallow water before the numbing had fully worn off, leading me to spray blood across my bathroom mirror.

God that was amazing. Whole thing was a trip.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I appreciate now how easy and amusing my dental surgery was. Anaesthesia, medical pliers, drills, wrenching sounds like someone eating a Crunch bar but in the middle of my skull, bloody fragments of tooth packed up in a bag for me to take home.
Comical bleeding everywhere.
Even funnier, choking when trying to swallow water before the numbing had fully worn off, leading me to spray blood across my bathroom mirror.

God that was amazing. Whole thing was a trip.

I want to edit this and make it dirty but.... reading it has given me ptsd

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I appreciate now how easy and amusing my dental surgery was. Anaesthesia, medical pliers, drills, wrenching sounds like someone eating a Crunch bar but in the middle of my skull, bloody fragments of tooth packed up in a bag for me to take home.
Comical bleeding everywhere.
Even funnier, choking when trying to swallow water before the numbing had fully worn off, leading me to spray blood across my bathroom mirror.

God that was amazing. Whole thing was a trip.

dude that sounds like about as much fun as smashing your thumb in a car door..

 

[AlpineFresco]

I never said fun, just funny Something I'm glad I experienced.
But... not twice. My god, not twice.

 

[Booboobear84]

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled at age 43 (clearly they weren’t going to come all the way in) they gave me conscious sedation. I asked when they were going to start, and I was informed they were finished. I asked if was an easy one and they said no. Conscious sedation is my friend.