I humped a load of washing upstairs earlier but I doubt that's what you mean
Will you come hump my laundry up the stairs?? I feel like this will make my Hump Day better on multiple fronts.I humped a load of washing upstairs earlier but I doubt that's what you mean
No fun humping on this Humpday for me
Ok "hump" just looks weird now I've written it too much.
Hump
I'd better be doing more than laundry if I come to your house!
Well you have to start with clean sheets before you make them filthy! Or did you just mean tea?
Ok I'm English but not that EnglishWell you have to start with clean sheets before you make them filthy! Or did you just mean tea?
Yeah nope. Not even sweet expressions can make bollocks look cute
but I love the first one
Monocle and all.
I always assumed fairy princesses were like wizards in that they come at precisely the right time. Who knew
I'm sure we can find time in the schedule for another party.
Cum early, cum oftenI always assumed fairy princesses were like wizards in that they come at precisely the right time. Who knew
Where do I sign up for this class?
I'll send you the sign up list. Fair warning, there will be oral exams.
you just auditing from the back row?
I mean, the view is pretty good from here.
I’m a notoriously good test taker
Maybe you can tutor me?I’m a notoriously good test taker
I’m also a notoriously bad studier… we’ll probably end up smoking pot and making out behind the buildingMaybe you can tutor me?
I’m such a sucker for some scruff! Not scratchy stubble, not a wilderness beard, just soft scruff that feels juuust right between my thighs…
