🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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.... have I been doing it wrong this whole time?!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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.... have I been doing it wrong this whole time?!

‘Ware frostbite.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

‘Ware frostbite.

I'm sure I could think of a way to prevent that

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm sure I could think of a way to prevent that

A ring gag, perhaps?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A ring gag, perhaps?

Evil. And tempting.

 

[ridemybeard69]

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First date idea?

Love this idea!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

@Kitty_so_frisky I thought you'd want to know that you inspired me to get some pizza rolls this weekend. They weren't nearly as good as I remember or as good as yours looked AND I burnt my tongue. <pout> I will need something to make it feel better.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I will need something to make it feel better.

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Popsicle?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Popsicle?

The things you find when you search "sexy ice cream"

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[FormerAllStar2]

The things you find when you search "sexy ice cream"

The internet has a weird perception of “sexy”

 

[Lmizzler]

@Kitty_so_frisky I thought you'd want to know that you inspired me to get some pizza rolls this weekend. They weren't nearly as good as I remember or as good as yours looked AND I burnt my tongue. <pout> I will need something to make it feel better.

Please see...

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.... have I been doing it wrong this whole time?!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Please see...

Ok Lit anthropologist.... keep connecting those dots

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Please see...

But she prefers clitoral interaction with the mcflurry, not lingual?!?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

But she prefers clitoral interaction with the mcflurry, not lingual?!?

Assuming we have McFlurries to share though.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Assuming we have McFlurries to share though.

You do realize that, if you ever meet up with folks from here, you may just get buried in mcflurries?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You do realize that, if you ever meet up with folks from here, you may just get buried in mcflurries?

I'm trying to find a downside lol
Can someone bring one taco too though?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm trying to find a downside lol
Can someone bring one taco too though?

Downside? They melt and spoil that special chilly feeling if there're too many. Otherwise - agreed!

I make NO promises about the taco, tho'. Just mentioning it, you Tempt Fate.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Downside? They melt and spoil that special chilly feeling if there're too many. Otherwise - agreed!

I make NO promises about the taco, tho'. Just mentioning it, you Tempt Fate.

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[UsuallyPresent]

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You get too many mcflurries and the bulk of 'em melt, wasting their goodness, and you get even more tacos than mcflurries - but they're all full of stuff you're allergic to but love the taste of. Which in turn brings in the Culinary Workers' Union enforcement team as you're clearly infringing on their contracts.... and it gets ever nastier from there!

NEVER say that. Never THINK that. It can ALWAYS get worse. . . .

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You get too many mcflurries and the bulk of 'em melt, wasting their goodness, and you get even more tacos than mcflurries - but they're all full of stuff you're allergic to but love the taste of. Which in turn brings in the Culinary Workers' Union enforcement team as you're clearly infringing on their contracts.... and it gets ever nastier from there!

NEVER say that. Never THINK that. It can ALWAYS get worse. . . .

Are... are you the voice of my anxiety? Because....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are... are you the voice of my anxiety? Because....

I am - er, was - a professional paranoid, looking for and finding the flaws, possibilities, probabilities, improbabilities, and just plain wacky shit, and I got paid for it!

So - No, but yes, but not really, no.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Kitty_so_frisky I thought you'd want to know that you inspired me to get some pizza rolls this weekend. They weren't nearly as good as I remember or as good as yours looked AND I burnt my tongue. <pout> I will need something to make it feel better.

Ohnoes! I’ll be right over with some Big Stick popsicles and Choco Tacos

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Ohnoes! I’ll be right over with some Big Stick popsicles and Choco Tacos

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Good morning perverts. I didn't sleep well at all. Need more coffee

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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