🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This reminds me of one time when a Litster sent me a video of a new toy they received...

I mean.... that's very accurate

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean.... that's very accurate

I think that means there's 2 unicorns here

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I mean.... that's very accurate

Oh is this the vocaroo you sent me?

 

[Apisto42]

My poor phone is wondering why I’m madly touching emojis now…

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I think that means there's 2 unicorns here

Sounds like we need a stable!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh is this the vocaroo you sent me?

Oh yes!

 

[Apisto42]

Sounds like we need a stable!

I’m comfortable working with thoroughbreds. Lot of experience on the feeding and maintenance.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh yes!

You know how to make a lasting impression!

Get it?

 

[Apisto42]

You know how to make a lasting impression!

Get it?

Her poor sheets…

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I’m comfortable working with thoroughbreds. Lot of experience on the feeding and maintenance.

Aw I'm just an ol pony!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You know how to make a lasting impression!

Get it?

Her poor sheets…

My poor forehead!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Aw I'm just an ol pony!

Wrong thread.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Her poor sheets…

I sent her a tarp for that...

 

[Apisto42]

Aw I'm just an ol pony!

While your breeding may be questionable, there’s no doubt that you always finish first on my track!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

While your breeding may be questionable, there’s no doubt that you always finish first on my track!

Well an excellent rider helps!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I sent her a tarp for that...

It's seen much use!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It's seen much use!

I recently bought a new one, it's called a splat mat

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I recently bought a new one, it's called a splat mat

That's encouraging!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That's encouraging!

And accurate.

I gotta go, babes. Mwahhh

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

I recently bought a new one, it's called a splat mat

That was a whole afternoon of brain storming in a marketing department

 

[LadyLascivious1]

My favorite part of your drawing is how @Apisto42's cock also looks like your unicorn horn. Very apropos.

This reminds me of one time when a Litster sent me a video of a new toy they received...

This will never stop being hilarious to me

The reference timing is perfect because earlier tonight I was lighting a giant unicorn birthday candle that just wouldn’t stand up. I joked under my breath that it needed a suction cup and then just bust out laughing. The more I was asked why, the harder I laughed

Ita early but for a min 1><

In other news, sometimes my timing sucks.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This will never stop being hilarious to me

The reference timing is perfect because earlier tonight I was lighting a giant unicorn birthday candle that just wouldn’t stand up. I joked under my breath that it needed a suction cup and then just bust out laughing. The more I was asked why, the harder I laughed

I live to let my embarrassment bring joy to others!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[base10]

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As long as it’s spooky sexual shit. Like a haunted house, hard pass

 

[Apisto42]

As long as it’s spooky sexual shit. Like a haunted house, hard pass

One time in high school we were going to go check out this abandoned farm house at night. No shit, we pulled up and the lights were shining on the broken front floor to ceiling window. There was a fucking clown head perfectly sitting in the middle.

I was like,”nope. Hard fucking pass.”