🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[stu_gats_2000]

Why not both? Both is always the right answer.

yes both always good to have the right answer lick the whip cream off the cinnamon bun and then eat it I like it

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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Rainy porches are my favorite thing about the South, I think

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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I saw this a week ago and I literally can't stop thinking about it.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I know I have my own thread to put things on, but I kind of feel like the dick fairy belongs here.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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I saw this a week ago and I literally can't stop thinking about it.

It's like something from The Ring

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I know I have my own thread to put things on, but I kind of feel like the dick fairy belongs here.

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Of course it does!! This pic is actually so beautiful!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

See... this is how I feel. I can't enjoy bed fully and I can't enjoy breakfast fully. I much prefer porch breakfast or couch breakfast. I'm glad I'm not alone!

I mostly agree. There are some days that a fast food breakfast sandwich in bed hits the spot though. It tastes better when I get to be super lazy and it’s not overly messy. I’m a firm believer that jumbo pet lint rollers were made for such occasions.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yall!!! I can't escape this spotlight butt plug!!

It really doesn't feel like you're trying all that hard to escape it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It really doesn't feel like you're trying all that hard to escape it.

I swear she just appears. I don't search her out at all.

 

[Mei5ter]

I swear she just appears. I don't search her out at all.

She is the buttplug version of an angler fish.

They are bottom dwellers, right?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I swear she just appears. I don't search her out at all.

Quit pussyfooting around and just add it to your Amazon wishlist already and send us the link.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Quit pussyfooting around and just add it to your Amazon wishlist already and send us the link.

My birthday is coming up!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

She is the buttplug version of an angler fish.

They are bottom dwellers, right?

I have no reply. This is perfect.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

My birthday is coming up!

Sex toys should really be part of every holiday and event celebrated

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sex toys should really be part of every holiday and event celebrated

I agree! Lol and it's a big bday for me too! Lol

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sex toys should really be part of every holiday and event celebrated

If your friends aren't buying you sex toys for your birthday, are they even your friends?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I agree! Lol and it's a big bday for me too! Lol

You need big toys presents then!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You need big toys presents then!

Now I'm just tempted to share my PO Box and promise a personal recording about each gift

I'm not sure I'm that slutty though. Am i??

 

[Cat]

Now I'm just tempted to share my PO Box and promise a personal recording about each gift

I'm not sure I'm that slutty though. Am i??

... But... What if it is really good toys...

I mean, a bit slutty is a good thing.. a lot of slutty is a really good thing,.. right?

 

[Mei5ter]

... But... What if it is really good toys...

I mean, a bit slutty is a good thing.. a lot of slutty is a really good thing,.. right?

Now I'm just tempted to share my PO Box and promise a personal recording about each gift

I'm not sure I'm that slutty though. Am i??

We're gonna need a bigger box.

 

[BongoGal]

Now I'm just tempted to share my PO Box and promise a personal recording about each gift

Yikes. I should wear glasses. I read that as "I'm tempted to shave my PO Box".

 

[Whiskeyjack]

... But... What if it is really good toys...

I mean, a bit slutty is a good thing.. a lot of slutty is a really good thing,.. right?

We need to hang out more.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Wouldn't be the first time I bought a sex toy for someone from online.

Ok Santa!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

We need to hang out more.

You should. She’s amazing!

 

[Cat]

You should. She’s amazing!

.... Yeah.. I do love you!