PrettyLilPussy19
🦇 Morticia 🦇
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!!! I love this!
Makes me think of this outdoor bar here where they play live music in the summer.
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Internalizing offense and good old fashioned Southern passive aggressive compliments.
Does that count?
“Thank you dear for making the mashed potatoes this year. They were just like your aunt used to make,” when everyone knows that the aunt’s potatoes were grainy and inedible...
Good times.
Bless your heart!
We take the kids to my parents the night before and go catch one of our favorite bands who plays an annual pre-Turkey Day show. And watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade with all the cousins running around as we prep the food.
The B&B shall have a Friendsgiving this week.
What dish are you bringing? Are you bringing a date? Will you need a room? Stock the bar with something special for you?
I can give you a friend....
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I'll bring a side of my witty charm and a hunky date. I don't need a room...I can just share yours, Pulpy. We'll need some Wild Turkey bourbon!

Will the sleepover be clothing optional? Oh, and will there be pillow fights?
I’ll either bring a date, or half my bodyweight in candied yams to eat by myself in a corner with a spoon.
Pillow fights. Yes âś”
There are a few people I need to peg with a firm pillow.
Turkey breasts. Juicy thighs. And let's not forget the gravy...
Pie? Anyone?
Also, Pulpy has no dateso she will act as party waitress.