🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

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One beautiful spring day, a beautiful girl (Author's note: It should be noted that the word "girl" is used here to indicate femininity and not age. The subject is of completely legal age and maturity.) was on a walk through the woods. Her name was Goldie and she was the most lovely girl in her town. She had shiny golden hair, big blue eyes, and her ass was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Goldie took a wrong turn while on her wooded walk and got lost. She walked all morning and all afternoon. By that night, Goldie was so tired and scared. She didn't want to spend the night in the woods.

Just when she'd given up hope, Goldie saw lights in the distance. Following the lights, she stumbled on a beautiful little cottage in the woods. She knocked on the door but no one was home. (For the bears had just left for a kink event, readers!). She tried the knob and -gasp!- the door was unlocked. So, with all the privilege of a pretty white girl with big tits... she let herself in.
 
Being reasonably nosey, Goldie slid the box out from under the tiniest bed. In it she just found some old magazines covered in dust. When she flipped through them, Goldie discovered some naked men posing on motorcycles. She glanced at the publication date and thought that even though some of those guys were pretty hot they were also her dads age. And as previously stated, Goldie was a grown women with zero Daddy issues.

She threw the magazines back in the box with a puff of dust and strode across the hall. In the room with the biggest bed, Goldie found a heavy wooden box. She heaved the lid up and found lots of VHS tapes. "Wow!" she thought to herself. " What an ineffective way to store media." (Did I mention Goldie was a total millennial?) She pulled out one of the tapes and pushed it into the conveniently available VHS/TV combo and began to watch the home movies. These movies were shaky home videos showing lots of guys gagging on a huge cock! Now, Goldie liked oral sex as much as the next girl but the way those boys gagged! No thank you. She tossed the tapes back in the chest and slammed the lid.

Next, she crept into the room with the comfiest bed. Next to the bed, she found a laptop and began searching through the history. (Goldie was a pro snooper which is a large part of the reason she couldn't keep a boyfriend despite her tight little pussy.) In the history, she found a nice mix of gay porn, threesomes, and homemade jack off videos. Goldie's favorite!!
 
Since it IS still voting day...

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I know I'm a little late getting to this party, but I'm reallllly looking forward to going to the polls now...one could even posit to say I'm up for it...
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Really getting into it, Goldie put the laptop on the bed and got on her hands and knees. She found a perfect threesome video - a pretty girl rimming two gorgeous guys before partaking in a friendly spit roast. Goldie, face down ass up, spread her thighs and slid the dildo in her tight little golden cunt. It was big but not to big and the vibe was just strong enough.

She laid there for a long time, teasing herself. She edged right to the point of orgasm and then slowed down. (Ignore the author inserting her own recent experiences and also use of the word "insert:) She was so wet and could feel her juicy little pussy dripping down her thighs until she couldn't take it anymore. Fucking herself wildly, she came hard with a shriek.

As soon as she was done, she heard a noise. A gruff "ahem" packed with judgement and shock and anger and a little arousal. (It's funny how you can tell so much from one small noise.) Goldie looked between her thighs and saw three men standing in the doorway watching her. One large man with a bushy beard dressed in leather. One small man with a pink baby doll tee whose eyeliner was on point. ("Must as for tips!" She thought to herself.) And one guy in glasses who was looking in dismay at his soaked duvet.
 
They chased Goldie all through the woods and back into town. She was so frightened she dashed into The G Spot - a local sex shop. Larry, Tim and Mike chased her inside.

Goldie threw up her hands in surrender and begged. "Please let me buy you each something to make up for sleeping in your beds and perving your porn and using your toys!"

Calmed by this (who doesn't like a shopping spree?), they agreed.

Larry requested a huge cock sheath with which to peg his boyfriend, the Pied Piper. Goldie threw in a cool little digital recorder for their future adventures. (She would mark this as charity on her taxes.)

Tim wanted a new vibrator so Goldie selected something a little more sturdy with 10 different speeds and vibration patterns. (She never told him that there was a 2 for 1 deal and that she pockets the second one.) She also got him an online subscriptions to BoyzBoyzBoyz! and requested that he trash the mags.

Goldie turned to Mike and asked what she could give him the would make up for his slippery dildo and soaked sheets.
 
They loved hard and loud, slightly annoying his roommates. Then they cuddled up for what little remained of the night.

Mike smiled into Goldie's fragrant hair and thought, "This girl... is just right."


The end.
 
Ha!!! Outstanding story time with PLP and Indie!!!! Kudos ladies, both of you deserve to be thrown over the shoulder of your choice and carried off to your own little out of the way but romantic "cottages" for some shenanigan's and debaucheries. :rose::kiss::devil::D
 
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