🍒🍓The Fucking Fruit Stand🍎🍑

[MrsPassion]

Maybe tomorrow... Im saving the pineapple for when I finally get a bar slut lady to come over.

Ooo canned pineapple eh? You know how to feel em in!

Umm it says my file is too big?

I don’t know what to tell ya lol I’m no techie!

 

[MrsPassion]

Lol... I only have 4 or 5 Montana friends on there. The rest are my Arkansas family and friends. Which again is why it’s nice, I dont call or text anyone back home except my mama.

You belt pulling teddy bear that’s so damn sweet

 

[SixShooter14]

Umm it says my file is too big?

Yeah...sucks don't it. Forum servers have not kept up with smartphone cameras at all... And its not just lit

 

[Nightbird]

Ooo canned pineapple eh? You know how to feel em in!

I don’t know what to tell ya lol I’m no techie!

There I resized it.

 

[MrsPassion]

Umm it says my file is too big?

Try turning it off and on again!! Or bang on it!! Do the Nintendo 64 cartridge blow! Put it in a bag of rice!!

 

[SixShooter14]

Ooo canned pineapple eh? You know how to feel em in!

I don’t know what to tell ya lol I’m no techie!

Well, they won't stay long when they see my messy kitchen and dog hair...

I really gotta do some cleaning/organizing.

 

[MrsPassion]

There I resized it.

This looks way better than the greasy burrito I had for dinner. I’m not sure what it is, but it looks better than my burrito did.

 

[Nightbird]

Try turning it off and on again!! Or bang on it!! Do the Nintendo 64 cartridge blow! Put it in a bag of rice!!

I resized it and it worked!

 

[Nightbird]

This looks way better than the greasy burrito I had for dinner. I’m not sure what it is, but it looks better than my burrito did.

It's Piergi (spelling) and vegetables..

 

[MrsPassion]

Well, they won't stay long when they see my messy kitchen and dog hair...

I really gotta do some cleaning/organizing.

Messy kitchens are real lived in kitchens. She won’t care once she sees your helicopter. Just put one of those old times hypno disks on the end and dog hair is a never ending battle friend. Surrender.

 

[SixShooter14]

Messy kitchens are real lived in kitchens. She won’t care once she sees your helicopter. Just put one of those old times hypno disks on the end and dog hair is a never ending battle friend. Surrender.

No kidding... I don't understand how he had hair left.... I vacuum every day... And there's still tumbleweeds in every nook and cranny

 

[MrsPassion]

It's Piergi (spelling) and vegetables..

I’m gonna have to google it but it sounds like something I would put in my mouth

(Gotta keep it pervy at the fruit stand)

 

[MrsPassion]

No kidding... I don't understand how he had hair left.... I vacuum every day... And there's still tumbleweeds in every nook and cranny

You just have the one dog go? I have three and ones a German shepherd!! I take the leaf blower to him a couple times a year to save my vacuum an early demise lol

 

[Nightbird]

No kidding... I don't understand how he had hair left.... I vacuum every day... And there's still tumbleweeds in every nook and cranny

I've got a Siberian Husky mix I know about fur..

 

[Nightbird]

I’m gonna have to google it but it sounds like something I would put in my mouth

(Gotta keep it pervy at the fruit stand)

Im not sure I spelt it right it's a Polish Dumpling.

 

[MrsPassion]

Im not sure I spelt it right it's a Polish Dumpling.

Sounds amazing. I’d show y’all my burrito () but nothing left but a greasy wrapper

That’s gotta count as two dick puns right?

 

[SixShooter14]

Yep, just Rowdy. He's a Border Collie/Red Heeler born on a Texas cattle ranch,...yep....he's basically one of those genius level smart serial killers they make documentaries about.

 

[SixShooter14]

Sounds amazing. I’d show y’all my burrito () but nothing left but a greasy wrapper

That’s gotta count as two dick puns right?

I've got a burrito for ya

 

[MrsPassion]

Yep, just Rowdy. He's a Border Collie/Red Heeler born on a Texas cattle ranch,...yep....he's basically one of those genius level smart serial killers they make documentaries about.

I love cattle dogs and also have zero desire to own one lol they need jobs

 

[SixShooter14]

I love cattle dogs and also have zero desire to own one lol they need jobs

His is being a pita... But I love him.

 

[MrsPassion]

I've got a burrito for ya

With extra sauce? cause I like them messy

 

[SixShooter14]

With extra sauce? cause I like them messy

Of course! It's cream filled.... You just gotta suck it out!

 

[Nightbird]

Sounds amazing. I’d show y’all my burrito () but nothing left but a greasy wrapper

That’s gotta count as two dick puns right?

I'm not sure I should say this but I like Burrito's

 

[MrsPassion]

His is being a pita... But I love him.

I bet he does well though. Give him head pets for me please

Of course! It's cream filled.... You just gotta suck it out!

”I could probably suck a watermelon through a straw” -Our Queen Cardi B. Wise words I live by

 

[SixShooter14]

I'm not sure I should say this but I like Burrito's

Glad you said it...


I was just thinking "damn, now I want a burrito"