🍆 How big is your dick? 🐓

[Lord Pmann]

Way to spin things in a positive light.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Bigger than some. Smaller than others. The tape measure says I am way above average. Lol

 

[zydrate]

pretty small... non existent to be truthful

 

[Codeman93]

pretty small... non existent to be truthful

Hmm I feel like it’s actually pretty big lol

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Like a turkey neck

 

[Taegul]

 

[Jeb56]

Deeply satisfying

 

[caitiff1969]

About average, but girthy. No complaints so far......

 

[Handydan]

So. Thanks to some inspiration. I thought it would be funny to test a theory. If you measure from the tip of your thumb, to the tip of your pinky. This is approx how long your dick is. So I had a few try this out, so far, everyone's measurements exceed their dick size, but personally, I'm proud of my 7 inches.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ctdr6c80t4u3bu/20211015_102043.jpg?dl=0

There are a bunch of old wives tales about how to measure your dick. Take the size of your shoe, and subtract 2.
I'm not sure I want to use this tool. I'd only be 3 inches (by women's sizes) and non existent if I used men's.

So show me some dick sizes and impress us! Please.

Tell us more wives tales.

Size of nose?
Big hands in general?

I have size 14 shoes and can palm a basketball.

 

[kribensis33]

My shoe size is 10, I’ll leave it to the ole wives tales…

my shoe size is 13. Unfortunately the old wives taleis not true in my case!

 

[Diann_Mom]

I've never measured my hubby's cock but he says it's nine inches when hard. I think that's a stretch but I can cover the length of it with two hands wrapped around it so I guess it's close to that. Fortunately it is quite thick and to me that's what I like, plus he performs very well!
In the small circle of swingers we engage with his cock is the best!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Four inches.

I am very consistent in saying this.

 

[_PinkLady_]

Four inches.

I am very consistent in saying this.

He’s definitely fibbing about 4” but won’t let me come close enough with the measuring tape to prove him wrong….. ​

 

[Esslemont]

Long enough to hit bottom and beat the shit out of the sides.

 

[mynameisben]

Mine measures in at 6'3" and 215 lbs.

Oh, and if anyone is interested, my pubic hair is strawberry blonde.


-Ben

 

[Gentledom45]

9 in when the wind blows

 

[Taegul]

My God, people! It's not the size that matters. It's how you...

OK, size is actually all that matters. Fuck!

And I got the participation trophy of dicks.

Not really. Mine's a sexy beast.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I like to say I give an 11 inch ride...5-1/2 on the way down and the other 5-1/2 on the way back up.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I measure in millimeters, it sounds better.

 

[WerdNerd]

Big enough to know better

 

[kribensis33]

He’s definitely fibbing about 4” but won’t let me come close enough with the measuring tape to prove him wrong….. ​

Do you think he is smaller?

 

[Taegul]

 

[JackKingOff]

Not sure i care how big, just wish it was not so dumb and knew better

 

[Taegul]

Looks like it might rain soon.

 

[Herbihusband]

So. Thanks to some inspiration. I thought it would be funny to test a theory. If you measure from the tip of your thumb, to the tip of your pinky. This is approx how long your dick is. So I had a few try this out, so far, everyone's measurements exceed their dick size, but personally, I'm proud of my 7 inches.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ctdr6c80t4u3bu/20211015_102043.jpg?dl=0

There are a bunch of old wives tales about how to measure your dick. Take the size of your shoe, and subtract 2.
I'm not sure I want to use this tool. I'd only be 3 inches (by women's sizes) and non existent if I used men's.

So show me some dick sizes and impress us! Please.

Tell us more wives tales.

Size of nose?
Big hands in general?

Measured it’s only 6.5” and thick but no complaints yet. I wish it was the shoe method 10”. Lol