🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

Since my interview is on Monday, that's pretty accurate!

Okay, not joking (for a brief moment), if you don’t still have my email, I can DM it to you, or we could call, face time, whatever the kids do… why? I suck at getting jobs, but I have a ton of experience hiring people and doing interviews… I would be happy to be a stand in interviewer for you to ask the usual questions (and whatever hard ones I think of) that might be asked if you want a “prep run”.

On the other hand, if that would just increase anxiety instead of alleviate it, I totally understand. But - I am here to help in any way I can. … except training the dogs to pick up after you. I suck at that too.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey I'm trying real hard here!!

Right… real hard…

 

[Dayhoosier]

Okay, not joking (for a brief moment), if you don’t still have my email, I can DM it to you, or we could call, face time, whatever the kids do… why? I suck at getting jobs, but I have a ton of experience hiring people and doing interviews… I would be happy to be a stand in interviewer for you to ask the usual questions (and whatever hard ones I think of) that might be asked if you want a “prep run”.

On the other hand, if that would just increase anxiety instead of alleviate it, I totally understand. But - I am here to help in any way I can. … except training the dogs to pick up after you. I suck at that too.

This is so incredibly sweet! Brenda, you rock!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Right… real hard…

Hey!!
I mean umm

 

[cheekygirl75]

Okay, not joking (for a brief moment), if you don’t still have my email, I can DM it to you, or we could call, face time, whatever the kids do… why? I suck at getting jobs, but I have a ton of experience hiring people and doing interviews… I would be happy to be a stand in interviewer for you to ask the usual questions (and whatever hard ones I think of) that might be asked if you want a “prep run”.

On the other hand, if that would just increase anxiety instead of alleviate it, I totally understand. But - I am here to help in any way I can. … except training the dogs to pick up after you. I suck at that too.

That would be amazing, thank you! Maybe Sat or Sun if you have time, when I've had a bit of time to prepare? I'll DM you...

 

[BrendaBear]

Sorry I really had to break character to pat myself on the back for entertaining myself

I do that all the time… I think I find my stupid jokes way funnier than anyone else does… but… since y’all put up with me, it’s all good.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Right… real hard…

Just going about his daily life like this after being in here

 

[BrendaBear]

That would be amazing, thank you! Maybe Sat or Sun if you have time, when I've had a bit of time to prepare? I'll DM you...

Sounds good! I will be here… both days… all day…

 

[Dayhoosier]

Just going about his daily life like this after being in here

Ummm errrr uhhhh
*Restarts dm* nope, going to need this one to reach the finish line before I leave the house again. Did t realize it was so noticeable

 

[Dayhoosier]

Ummm errrr uhhhh
*Restarts dm* nope, going to need this one to reach the finish line before I leave the house again. Did t realize it was so noticeable

Awww come on cheeky that's the wrong reaction.... Hearts reaction gets you your own crafted dm "suggested" distraction strategies

 

[cheekygirl75]

Awww come on cheeky that's the wrong reaction.... Hearts reaction gets you your own crafted dm "suggested" distraction strategies

There, you happy?

 

[Dayhoosier]

There, you happy?

Sooooo happy! Told you all how hot acknowledgement is

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ummm errrr uhhhh
*Restarts dm* nope, going to need this one to reach the finish line before I leave the house again. Did t realize it was so noticeable

Well, it's even more noticeable when you announce it in every DM

 

[BrendaBear]

Awww come on cheeky that's the wrong reaction.... Hearts reaction gets you your own crafted dm "suggested" distraction strategies

Hmmmm what would DayHoosier suggest for distractions….

1) share pictures of your boobs
2) share videos of your boobs
3) take requests from that one guy, and take whatever pics or vids he wants…
4) drink plenty of liquids, get lots of rest, blah blah blah… and share boobs…

 

[Dayhoosier]

Well, it's even more noticeable when you announce it in every DM

*Erases vigorously* oops ok thanks for that..... Do t worry, cheeky, that won't be the first sentence ......well not anymore anyway

 

[Dayhoosier]

Hmmmm what would DayHoosier suggest for distractions….

1) share pictures of your boobs
2) share videos of your boobs
3) take requests from that one guy, and take whatever pics or vids he wants…
4) drink plenty of liquids, get lots of rest, blah blah blah… and share boobs…

But am I a boob guy? Nobody in here even knows

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, it's even more noticeable when you announce it in every DM

Do you know who that is in this gif? He looks really familiar!

 

[BrendaBear]

But am I a boob guy? Nobody in here even knows

I kind of think you are a leg man… but it is funnier to keep saying “boobs” all over the place. ‘Cause most people have legs…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hmmmm what would DayHoosier suggest for distractions….

1) share pictures of your boobs
2) share videos of your boobs
3) take requests from that one guy, and take whatever pics or vids he wants…
4) drink plenty of liquids, get lots of rest, blah blah blah… and share boobs…

Can confirm

And really specific random references totally turn him on. So he'll probably suggest doing a bunch until you hit that magic button. But careful, then he'll want s'more

 

[Hornymwtxn]

This is so incredibly sweet! Brenda, you rock!

In more ways than you know

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Do you know who that is in this gif? He looks really familiar!

I do not I'll have to do some research

 

[Dayhoosier]

Can confirm

And really specific random references totally turn him on. So he'll probably suggest doing a bunch until you hit that magic button. But careful, then he'll want s'more

And to think I trusted you *gasp*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I kind of think you are a leg man… but it is funnier to keep saying “boobs” all over the place. ‘Cause most people have legs…

Some even have two!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Can confirm

And really specific random references totally turn him on. So he'll probably suggest doing a bunch until you hit that magic button. But careful, then he'll want s'more

Btw you're not wrong and I see what you're doing with another sandlot reference

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And to think I trusted you *gasp*