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[BrendaBear]

*and brats!

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I am busy picking on @Hornymwtxn ... why? Because it's fun!!!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Well someone do something entertaining! I'm trying to avoid preparing for an interview here... need some distractions!

Distractions you say?....

Really though I consider myself a bit of a procrastination expert. Can I interest you in some doom scrolling, daydreaming fantasy? Perhaps a minor chore you just decided is super important and should take an hour?

 

[BrendaBear]

@cheekygirl75 , maybe just a little straightening up... cleaning off the counters... stuff like that...

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[cheekygirl75]

Distractions you say?....

Really though I consider myself a bit of a procrastination expert. Can I interest you in some doom scrolling, daydreaming fantasy? Perhaps a minor chore you just decided is super important and should take an hour?

I'm doing the doomscrolling, that's for sure... a chore, even minor, sounds too productive!

@cheekygirl75 , maybe just a little straightening up... cleaning off the counters... stuff like that...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kDPczsQp_uYAAAAC/cat-fuck-this.gif

Now if I can just teach the dogs to pick the stuff up when I do this...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*and brats!

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[Dayhoosier]

I'm doing the doomscrolling, that's for sure... a chore, even minor, sounds too productive!



Now if I can just teach the dogs to pick the stuff up when I do this...

....and then there's *starts crafting DM* real distraction

 

[Dayhoosier]

You're speaking an awfully lot of truth today! Got a year older and ten years wiser I guess

 

[cheekygirl75]

Since my interview is on Monday, that's pretty accurate!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

....and then there's *starts crafting DM* real distraction

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You're speaking an awfully lot of truth today! Got a year older and ten years wiser I guess

I've always been wise

 

[BrendaBear]

Now if I can just teach the dogs to pick the stuff up when I do this...

Right??? My woof monster Amy taught herself that when the computer plays a sound to say a video call started, then she needs to come over and demand treats because I fall for it (to get her to be quiet).

So how come when I come home with groceries, and she runs outside while I unpack the car, the bitch never brings in anything!!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Seems appropriate for today

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Since my interview is on Monday, that's pretty accurate!

 

[Dayhoosier]

....but you didn't say that was bad now did you?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

....but you didn't say that was bad now did you?

 

[Dayhoosier]

I admit I crack myself up with this idea that I sit for hours on end carefully crafting DMs all the time

Sorry I really had to break character to pat myself on the back for entertaining myself

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I admit I crack myself up with this idea that I sit for hours on end carefully crafting DMs all the time

Sorry I really had to break character to pat myself on the back for entertaining myself

You mean you don't spend hours carefully crafting your "long" DMs to me?!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Well someone do something entertaining! I'm trying to avoid preparing for an interview here... need some distractions!

I'm all outta notches
Sorry

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm all outta notches
Sorry

 

[Dayhoosier]

You mean you don't spend hours carefully crafting your "long" DMs to me?!

Oh yours? No I spend tons of time on those. You're worthy of the effort for sure. One of these days it'll even work for me!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Trolling Lit as work allows

Trolling? Or surfing?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh yours? No I spend tons of time on those. You're worthy of the effort for sure. One of these days it'll even work for me!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Trolling? Or surfing?

 

[Dayhoosier]

Hey I'm trying real hard here!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Since my interview is on Monday, that's pretty accurate!

Okay, not joking (for a brief moment), if you don’t still have my email, I can DM it to you, or we could call, face time, whatever the kids do… why? I suck at getting jobs, but I have a ton of experience hiring people and doing interviews… I would be happy to be a stand in interviewer for you to ask the usual questions (and whatever hard ones I think of) that might be asked if you want a “prep run”.

On the other hand, if that would just increase anxiety instead of alleviate it, I totally understand. But - I am here to help in any way I can. … except training the dogs to pick up after you. I suck at that too.