Me, an ongoing pictorial review.

Malachi

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Hey everybody, this is my thread. It's about me, and trying to capture myself (and my life) on film. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but since I've never had a camera before, I've never tried to see whether that's true. Let's find out.

Here I am, in the car, on the way across the country:
 

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Calamity Jane said:
Is it safe to take pictures of yourself while driving?
Thanks for your concern, but I made it safe and sound. My friend was driving.
 
raindancer said:
Where are you located now?

Are you still travelling?
I just made it cross-country from Philadelphia to Las Vegas. Vegas, baby! My old and new home.
 
Malachi said:
Thanks for your concern, but I made it safe and sound. My friend was driving.
Seeeee?!
 

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Malachi said:
I just made it cross-country from Philadelphia to Las Vegas. Vegas, baby! My old and new home.


We need a pictoral review on the Vegas nightlife. Please carry that mace with you.
 
Malachi said:
Thanks for your concern, but I made it safe and sound. My friend was driving.


that is just as well ... i was getting worried what the next pictures might be looking like
 
Calamity Jane said:
LOL

Such a classic "I'm going to pretend I don't know he's taking a picture" look.

What're you doing in Vegas?
I'm going to fall in love with Elizabeth Shue, but then drink myself to death anyway, because my self-destructive instincts are more important and powerful than my capacity for love.

Isn't that the plot?

Okay, but seriously I'm going to re-start my stock-trading career.
 
Malachi said:
I'm going to fall in love with Elizabeth Shue, but then drink myself to death anyway, because my self-destructive instincts are more important and powerful than my capacity for love.

Isn't that the plot?

Okay, but seriously I'm going to re-start my stock-trading career.

Yeah, but it's such a 90's plot. It'd be far more interesting to get some guys together and NOT rob a casino.
 
sexy-girl said:
that is just as well ... i was getting worried what the next pictures might be looking like
Unfortunately, I didn't get any pictures of the accident. We got stalled in the middle of the road, and some guy swerved to avoid us at the last minute and totalled his car. Everyone was okay. I started a thread about it a while back.
 
Calamity Jane said:
Yeah, but it's such a 90's plot. It'd be far more interesting to get some guys together and NOT rob a casino.
Count me in.

Or maybe I can start investigating bizarre murders and solving them with questionable, but highly advanced experimental forensic techniques. Could you be my partner?
 
Malachi said:
Count me in.

Or maybe I can start investigating bizarre murders and solving them with questionable, but highly advanced experimental forensic techniques. Could you be my partner?

Do I get to look all glamorous and stuff while wearing a hazmat suit?
 
Rambrat said:
anyone else find this disturbing?
Is it that I have a favorite mace? Or the fact that it's an extension of my phallus?
 
Calamity Jane said:
Do I get to look all glamorous and stuff while wearing a hazmat suit?
Actually, (to mix metaphors from hit ABC series..es?) I was thinking you might be a double agent and go undercover in a different disguise every week. Naturally, your disguises would be both practical and glamorous. I'd still be solving murders, though.
 
This is me, looking down at the world with contempt. It's nothing personal, it's just the camera angle.
 
Malachi said:
Hey everybody, this is my thread. It's about me, and trying to capture myself (and my life) on film. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but since I've never had a camera before, I've never tried to see whether that's true. Let's find out.

Here I am, in the car, on the way across the country:

You look slightly dazed, at least there is no confusion, that wouldn't be good while driving. lol :)
 
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