help me with my mother

every_mothers_lover

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Im a 20 year old white Australian male,

approx. 2 years ago I came home from study and went to my room, on the way there I saw my mother completly butt naked while getting ready to take a shower. ;)

ever since then I've dreamed of touching her, kissing her naked body all over and sometimes it even goes as far as safe sex with her. ;)
please help me try and turn this dream into reality, but i dont want any one else that my mother knows to find out, please feel free to message me advice / ideas on how to make it as real as i can. ;)
 
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Remember this one?

Memory lane...

As for advice...well...I wouldn't recommend to seduce your own mother. It could very well mean the end of ANY relationship with her, period.

If you decide to pursue her in a sexual manner, be fully prepared to lose not only a conquest, but also a good mother/son relationship. It's your choice, pal, but personally? Lovers come and go. She's your mother, and that's for keeps. That makes her just a little more important than getting a good fuck out of the deal.

Just my two cents...

S.
 
Hmmm

"im a 20 year old white australian male looking for any non perscription sleeping pills that work for a long time for one of my friends who wants to give his whole family sleeping pills so he can do whatever he wants with them (especially his MOTHER) he is also a 20 year old white australian male, if you have any advice please feel free to message me"

I stand by my previous post. You really are a sick fuck, dude!
 
I have a 20 year old son. Never in a million years would I want to have sex with him. End of story :eek: :mad:
 
Ma stickin...

Why you dirty MOTHER FUCKER....................






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every_mothers_lover said:
Im a 20 year old white Australian male,

approx. 2 years ago I came home from study and went to my room, on the way there I saw my mother completly butt naked while getting ready to take a shower. ;)

ever since then I've dreamed of touching her, kissing her naked body all over and sometimes it even goes as far as safe sex with her. ;)
please help me try and turn this dream into reality, but i dont want any one else that my mother knows to find out, please feel free to message me advice / ideas on how to make it as real as i can. ;)

I've had your mother. She had little imagination and would rather have played a game of cribbage.

Just move your mini-hard-on dreams to the lifesize, fully accesserized blow-up doll you have created. Dress this inanimate matriarchal figure in the array of outfits that you have pulled together (pilfering her clothing over the years). And for this special weekend set up a cozy, candle-lit meal for just the two of you. Open up some wine, turn on some soft romantic music, and dabble on that aftershave she bought you when you were just a lad.

As she sit, propped up across from you at the table, look into those unblinking eyes and seduce her as only you can do.

Go for it, Tiger!

:catroar:
 
I have a real easy way to help with your problem. No matter what you do and no matter how it turns out; think about what you will see in another 20, 30, 40 years. You may see her again when she is older and weaker. And your reaction to that body will be, or should be, far more detached and thankful for the life it gave you.

I remember seeing my grandmother when I was very young and I thought she had the most beautiful body in the world. I never thought about having sex with her. When she was in the hospital 40 years later, I again accidentally saw her body. She was amazingly small, like a child with wrinkles. But my thoughts now were how much she needed protection from every evil in the world, disease, age, insult.

Someday you will want your mother to think of you more as her loving son. Not as her lover.

Of course, with all that said, do the obvious. Transfer your feelings to paper as a story and submit it.
 
I like how this guy just keeps posting new threads when he's not happy with the answers in the ones he's already started. Pretty lame.
 
Etoile said:
I like how this guy just keeps posting new threads when he's not happy with the answers in the ones he's already started. Pretty lame.

well at least he doesn't insult our intelligence by creating new nicks ;)

Then he would stupid and lame, as well as all those other things he has been called.
 
sheath said:
Remember this one?

Memory lane...

As for advice...well...I wouldn't recommend to seduce your own mother. It could very well mean the end of ANY relationship with her, period.

If you decide to pursue her in a sexual manner, be fully prepared to lose not only a conquest, but also a good mother/son relationship. It's your choice, pal, but personally? Lovers come and go. She's your mother, and that's for keeps. That makes her just a little more important than getting a good fuck out of the deal.

Just my two cents...

S.

Sheath hun, every time I read a post of yours I love ya a little more!! Yer awesome girl!!;)
 
Mstrskey said:
Sheath hun, every time I read a post of yours I love ya a little more!! Yer awesome girl!!;)

*blushing*

Thank you!

And I follow YOUR posts. We're have our own mutual admiration society! :D

S.
 
every_mothers_lover said:
Im a 20 year old white Australian male,

approx. 2 years ago I came home from study and went to my room, on the way there I saw my mother completly butt naked while getting ready to take a shower. ;)

ever since then I've dreamed of touching her, kissing her naked body all over and sometimes it even goes as far as safe sex with her. ;)
please help me try and turn this dream into reality, but i dont want any one else that my mother knows to find out, please feel free to message me advice / ideas on how to make it as real as i can. ;)

Oh, so you had safe sex in mind? Well that makes all the difference then, doesn't it...

:rolleyes:
 
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fiery_jack said:
Oh, so you had safe sex in mind? Well that makes all the difference then, doesn't it...

:rolleyes:

Nice to know he's so considerate...NOT!:rolleyes:
 
every_mothers_lover said:
Im a 20 year old white Australian male,

approx. 2 years ago I came home from study and went to my room, on the way there I saw my mother completly butt naked while getting ready to take a shower. ;)

ever since then I've dreamed of touching her, kissing her naked body all over and sometimes it even goes as far as safe sex with her. ;)
please help me try and turn this dream into reality, but i dont want any one else that my mother knows to find out, please feel free to message me advice / ideas on how to make it as real as i can. ;)
SEEK THERAPY PLEASE
 
Re: Re: help me with my mother

StoneTheCrow said:
SEEK THERAPY PLEASE

and if that does not help get gun load cock place in mouth tilted up and pull the fucking trigger. ending your miserable excuse of a life.
 
I love the how to board...I remember a couple years ago one of these would pop up every 3rd week or so. When it isn't mommy, it's little sis, or grandma, or the family hampster.


Up with How To!
 
I took the freakiness test and got a 495! WOOT WOOT but now it wont let me copy the link at the bottom
 
dreamer said:
I love the how to board...I remember a couple years ago one of these would pop up every 3rd week or so. When it isn't mommy, it's little sis, or grandma, or the family hampster.


Up with How To!
Now I'll NEVER be able to look at Sheath's hampster problem in the same light :D
 
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Lust Engine said:
Offices closed to that kind of stupidity.
But my door is always open to you, LE.
 
I think I can sum up the all the replies here like this:

Don't, dumbass!

Thank you, that is all.

Besides, if you really are "every_mothers_lover" try someone elses mom instead. Might work better.
 
DON'T DO IT!!!

A 'Friend' once fancied her Dad. she was convinced he felt the same.....he didn't :eek: :eek: faces all round....no need to say any more xmas day still is not the same....lol

Claire
xxxx
 
please help me try and turn this dream into reality, but i dont want any one else that my mother knows to find out, please feel free to message me advice

Cantcha just marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad, like a lot of guys do?
 
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