The How To Contest Support Thread

oggbashan · Apr 19, 2007

The How To Contest is only days away:

How-To
themes: advice and instruction (must be submitted in the "How-To" category)
starts: May 1
closes: May 22
winners announced: May 29

This thread is to support, advise, cajole and encourage those who want to enter the How To contest 2007.

Get thinking and writing.

"Advice and instruction" can cover so many things from "How To Kik in her dor and cum in her fas" to "How to make 3rd Person Omniscient work".

Good luck everyone.

Og

Vermilion · Apr 19, 2007

Never mind the competition, I've been wanting to do a new 'How To' for ages, but I honestly can't think of a topic that's halfway relevant that I can write about...

Unless I can manage more than 750 words on... hmm... that's an idea.
Ok, sorry for time wasting. bbiab
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glynndah · Apr 19, 2007

oggbashan said:
The How To Contest is only days away:

How-To
themes: advice and instruction (must be submitted in the "How-To" category)
starts: May 1
closes: May 22
winners announced: May 29

This thread is to support, advise, cajole and encourage those who want to enter the How To contest 2007.

Get thinking and writing.

"Advice and instruction" can cover so many things from "How To Kik in her dor and cum in her fas" to "How to make 3rd Person Omniscient work".

Good luck everyone.

Og

Hey, that was my idea!

Salvor-Hardon · Apr 19, 2007

I was going to do the "How to kik in her dor and cum in her fas" as an illustrated manual, but my 17 inch cok kept tripping me up as I tried to muv.

glynndah · Apr 19, 2007

Please remember "starrkers's school holidays" has been declared a legitimate excuse covering a multitude of sins. Use it wisely, my friends.

elfin_odalisque · Apr 19, 2007

Og? Doh! He's just picked the easiest.

Selena_Kitt · Apr 19, 2007

Hey someone write that 3rd omniscient one! I never can get it to work! :x

Jenny_Jackson · Apr 19, 2007

Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ! There's a contest for this too??

Vermilion · Apr 19, 2007

I think the only kind of 'How To' I am at all qualified to write at the moment is 'How to eat an entire packet of chocolate digestive biscuits in one sitting' to which I am eminently suited with the amount of practice I've been putting in lately...

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Vermilion · Apr 19, 2007

I think the only kind of 'How To' I am at all qualified to write at the moment is 'How to eat an entire packet of chocolate digestive biscuits in one sitting' to which I am eminently suited with the amount of practice I've been putting in lately...

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damppanties · Apr 19, 2007

This is too soon. Too soon. I'm going to strike or something.

glynndah · Apr 19, 2007

damppanties said:
This is too soon. Too soon. I'm going to strike or something.

No, no, no. Just invoke "starrkers's school holidays" and the pressure's off.

damppanties · Apr 19, 2007

glynndah said:
No, no, no. Just invoke "starrkers's school holidays" and the pressure's off.

I'm afraid that's too small an excuse for what I'm feeling right now.

RedHairedandFriendly · Apr 19, 2007

I'm going to try this one. I have a "How To" in mind to go with an earlier one I wrote a while back.

I have to actually get started on it though. . .

glynndah · Apr 19, 2007

Salvor-Hardon said:
I was going to do the "How to kik in her dor and cum in her fas" as an illustrated manual, but my 17 inch cok kept tripping me up as I tried to muv.

I'm just curious and I'm sure it will be wonderful either way, but is that "cum in her face" or "cum in her fast"? On second thought, don't tell me. Some things are just meant to remain forever a mystery.

starrkers · Apr 20, 2007

damppanties said:
I'm afraid that's too small an excuse for what I'm feeling right now.

You really have no idea of the depth and breadth of the interruptive ability of two small boys and a teenage girl, do you?

Sherry Hawk · Apr 20, 2007

glynndah said:
I'm just curious and I'm sure it will be wonderful either way, but is that "cum in her face" or "cum in her fast"? On second thought, don't tell me. Some things are just meant to remain forever a mystery.

It's a famous Mathgirl quote: I kiked in the dor and camed in her fas.

TE999 · Apr 20, 2007

Maybe I'll do a "How To Recover From The Last Contest" piece.

On second thought, I think I'll wait for the feeling to return to my fingers.

glynndah · Apr 20, 2007

139 words written, not that I'm counting or anything.

damppanties · Apr 20, 2007

starrkers said:
You really have no idea of the depth and breadth of the interruptive ability of two small boys and a teenage girl, do you?

Sorry.

Didn't mean to belittle it or anything, I am just too zoned out after the last contest to even think about writing anything in just 10 days.

damppanties · Apr 20, 2007

Sherry Hawk said:
It's a famous Mathgirl quote: I kiked in the dor and camed in her fas.

As soon as I read glynndah's post I though, 'Oh newbie!'

starrkers · Apr 20, 2007

damppanties said:
Sorry. Didn't mean to belittle it or anything, I am just too zoned out after the last contest to even think about writing anything in just 10 days.

No worries (twitch, twitch).

Who or what is a "mathgirl"?

damppanties · Apr 20, 2007

starrkers said:
No worries (twitch, twitch).

Who or what is a "mathgirl"?

Why did you twitch?

MathGirl is... a phenomenon.

starrkers · Apr 20, 2007

damppanties said:
Why did you twitch?

See earlier post re 2 small boys

(at least the teen girl is out)

MathGirl is... a phenomenon.

Oh. I see.

damppanties · Apr 20, 2007

starrkers said:
See earlier post re 2 small boys (at least the teen girl is out)

Ah. Want me to babysit? Can I terrorise them?

Have you finished part 2 yet? Did you start the how to contest story yet? Are we there yet?

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