NothingHitMe
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Official Conspiracy Theorist claims :
100 witnesses (all from the same company or working at the Pentagon) saw the plane hit the Pentagon, but we have no video to prove it, and it doesn't matter that there's no sign of those huge jet engines hitting the walls, and it's the first time that a plane folded up to go through a little hole - wings and all!
500+ witnesses heard, saw, and felt explosives taking down the WTC buildings, there's hours and hours of video showing explosions going off in long straight lines BEFORE the debris reached the floor, and seismic tremors were impossibly shorter than the collapse times, and it's never before happened in the entire history of steel+concrete skyscrapers have collapsed at almost freefall speed into their own footprint (except with controlled demolitions) ---- but who cares, there's no evidence. All of the hundreds of witnesses were idiots, and don''t watch those videos because they lie.

Many of us have noticed that those crazy maniacs who promote the Official Conspiracy Theory about amateur arab pilots using boxcutters (which don't burn or melt according to them, btw) have the most peculiar fashion sense.
They usually wear tinfoil hats of various kinds. We know this because they frequently post pics of themselves, and their friends and family wearing these "tinfoil" hats.
EXHIBIT A - the real pookie wearing his tinfoil hat
EXHIBIT B - LinearMan wearing his tinfoil hat
EXHIBIT C - Joaquin1975 wearing his tinfoil hat and admitting it's his own
EXHIBIT D - plasticman33 and his relatives wearing their tinfoil hats
EXHIBIT E - plasticman33 posing more recently in his tinfoil hat
EXHIBIT F - Fagin's picture of himself wearing his tinfoil hat
...and Fagin describing how he made his tinfoil hat
At other times these wacko conspiracy theorists will mention their tinfoil hats or related articles, clearly signaling to each other "Hey, I'm wearing one too
" in a desperate call for emotional support.
Slowlane complaining that he doesn't have one with the decoder ring like Pookie does
BlueEyesInLevis admitting he's wearing one
sticky_keyboard getting annoyed because a fellow Official "Demarabsdidit" Conspiracy Theorist forgot to wear his tinfoil hat
linuxgeek announcing his arrival while wearing a new tnifoil hat and plans to C&P some spam and nonsense while ignoring all the questions that have been posed
vetteman whinging that he might run out of material for making his tinfoil hats that he wears
bg23 mentioning they've got their tinfoil hat on
Etoile being generous by offering the same sort of tinfoil she wears all the time
Lavared preparing for acid rain, and not wanting her tinfoil hat damaged
What do you think? Do the tinfoil hats suit them? Are they completely crazy and therefore wrong?
100 witnesses (all from the same company or working at the Pentagon) saw the plane hit the Pentagon, but we have no video to prove it, and it doesn't matter that there's no sign of those huge jet engines hitting the walls, and it's the first time that a plane folded up to go through a little hole - wings and all!
500+ witnesses heard, saw, and felt explosives taking down the WTC buildings, there's hours and hours of video showing explosions going off in long straight lines BEFORE the debris reached the floor, and seismic tremors were impossibly shorter than the collapse times, and it's never before happened in the entire history of steel+concrete skyscrapers have collapsed at almost freefall speed into their own footprint (except with controlled demolitions) ---- but who cares, there's no evidence. All of the hundreds of witnesses were idiots, and don''t watch those videos because they lie.
Many of us have noticed that those crazy maniacs who promote the Official Conspiracy Theory about amateur arab pilots using boxcutters (which don't burn or melt according to them, btw) have the most peculiar fashion sense.
They usually wear tinfoil hats of various kinds. We know this because they frequently post pics of themselves, and their friends and family wearing these "tinfoil" hats.
EXHIBIT A - the real pookie wearing his tinfoil hat
Pookie said:
EXHIBIT B - LinearMan wearing his tinfoil hat
LinearMan said:
EXHIBIT C - Joaquin1975 wearing his tinfoil hat and admitting it's his own
Joaquin1975 said:"I wear a tinfoil hat"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/stillhoneymooning/TinFoilhat.jpg
EXHIBIT D - plasticman33 and his relatives wearing their tinfoil hats
plasticman33 said:
EXHIBIT E - plasticman33 posing more recently in his tinfoil hat
plasticman33 said:
EXHIBIT F - Fagin's picture of himself wearing his tinfoil hat
Fagin said:
...and Fagin describing how he made his tinfoil hat
Fagin said:I constructed my cap using Reynolds aluminum wrap,
At other times these wacko conspiracy theorists will mention their tinfoil hats or related articles, clearly signaling to each other "Hey, I'm wearing one too

Slowlane complaining that he doesn't have one with the decoder ring like Pookie does
Slowlane said:Damn!!!! I’m still waiting for a decoder RING and the fkn HATS are out already. Stinken' WalMart.
BlueEyesInLevis admitting he's wearing one
BlueEyesInLevis said:Time to adjust that tinfoil beanie again.
sticky_keyboard getting annoyed because a fellow Official "Demarabsdidit" Conspiracy Theorist forgot to wear his tinfoil hat
sticky_keyboard said:Forget Mulder...where's your tinfoil hat?
linuxgeek announcing his arrival while wearing a new tnifoil hat and plans to C&P some spam and nonsense while ignoring all the questions that have been posed
linuxgeek said:ooooo .. aaaa .. now the tinfoil wizard is back to do his round of C&Ps while ignoring all the questions that have been posed.
vetteman whinging that he might run out of material for making his tinfoil hats that he wears
vetteman said:I think I'll buy some more stock in Alcoa Aluminum, the demand will be going up to cover all of the tin foil hats this thread is generating.
bg23 mentioning they've got their tinfoil hat on
bg23 said:*puts tinfoil hat on*
Etoile being generous by offering the same sort of tinfoil she wears all the time
Etoile said:Let me know if you need some extra tinfoil, I bought some at the store yesterday.
Lavared preparing for acid rain, and not wanting her tinfoil hat damaged
Lavared said:I've already covered my tinfoil hat with saran wrap.
What do you think? Do the tinfoil hats suit them? Are they completely crazy and therefore wrong?
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