Lit's most confused poster...

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

I'm a Libertarian.
I carry a RNC card.
I hate Bush.
I hate the fucking war.
Bush is an idiot.
Cheney should go.
Don't you DARE call me a Liberal.

Who am I...?

going_long · Feb 15, 2006

BUSYBODY..... what's my prize?

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

Think lesby...

Guess again. bb knows he's a neo-con and proud of it.

koalabear · Feb 15, 2006

"^^"

Cap’n AMatrixca said:
I'm a Libertarian.
I carry a RNC card.
I hate Bush.
I hate the fucking war.
Bush is an idiot.
Cheney should go.
Don't you DARE call me a Liberal.

Who am I...?

Good Morning Mrs. Cheney.

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

We're so sorry if we've caused you any pain...

But there's no one left at home and I believe it's gonna rain.

Wok · Feb 15, 2006

Cap’n AMatrixca said:
I'm a Libertarian.
I carry a RNC card.
I hate Bush.
I hate the fucking war.
Bush is an idiot.
Cheney should go.
Don't you DARE call me a Liberal.

Who am I...?

Somebody who disagrees with you, obviously.

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

No. most of the people whom disagree with me are consistent in their core philosophies unless they are gay, and then they are forced to be all over the map; thanks largely to the single most important issue in their lives; them.

That's what homosexuality is; the search for someone JUST LIKE ME.

going_long · Feb 15, 2006

Joaquin1975 said:
Somebody who disagrees with you, obviously.

That widens the search somewhat!

Wok · Feb 15, 2006

Cap’n AMatrixca said:
No. most of the people whom disagree with me are consistent in their core philosophies unless they are gay, and then they are forced to be all over the map; thanks largely to the single most important issue in their lives; them.

That's what homosexuality is; the search for someone JUST LIKE ME.

Are they called moderates?

Wok · Feb 15, 2006

going_long said:
That widens the search somewhat!

Ehhh, it is not a search, just pushing some buttons.

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

They also like the terms "centrist" and "progressive..."

Wok · Feb 15, 2006

Cap’n AMatrixca said:
They also like the terms "centrist" and "progressive..."

Or maybe confused. I am a moderate because I do not know much about anything. Therefore, it is easier just to look at a ballot and say "ennie meenie miney moe".

Clairebutterfly · Feb 15, 2006

Cap’n AMatrixca said:
That's what homosexuality is; the search for someone JUST LIKE ME.

are you kidding?

Wok · Feb 15, 2006

Clairebutterfly said:
are you kidding?

I was kinda wondering about that statement too, but hey, whatever floats his boat.

going_long · Feb 15, 2006

Clairebutterfly said:
are you kidding?

I'm searching for someone who looks like Clairebutterfly. Does that make me Gay?

Now maybe I'm the most confused Lit poster?

Sean · Feb 15, 2006

Clairebutterfly said:
are you kidding?

He'll post a quote from Federalist to back that up. Just wait.

Clairebutterfly · Feb 15, 2006

SeanH said:
He'll post a quote from Federalist to back that up. Just wait.

*sits with coffee waiting*

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

Clairebutterfly said:
are you kidding?

Well, the gayest guy I ever knew was looking for a guy just like daddy, so he could be just like mommy...

He won Miss Houston one year.

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

Let us recollect that peace or war will not always be left to our option; that however moderate or unambitious we may be, we cannot count upon the moderation, or hope to extinguish the ambition of others…. To judge from the history of mankind, we shall be compelled to conclude that the fiery and destructive passions of war reign in the human breast with much more powerful sway than the mild and beneficent sentiments of peace; and that to model our political systems upon speculations of lasting tranquility, is to calculate on the weaker springs of the human character. Hamilton, Federalist 34.

Clairebutterfly · Feb 15, 2006

Cap’n AMatrixca said:
Well, the gayest guy I ever knew was looking for a guy just like daddy, so he could be just like mommy...

He won Miss Houston one year.

ok that made me laugh!

RobDownSouth · Feb 15, 2006

Cap’n AMatrixca said:
I'm a Libertarian.
I carry a RNC card.
I hate Bush.
I hate the fucking war.
Bush is an idiot.
Cheney should go.
Don't you DARE call me a Liberal.

Who am I...?

Additional hints:

She's the one who ripped off your non-functioning balls and spoon-fed them to you last night and this morning.

She's the one who succinctly categorized the cheap posting tricks you use when cornered.

She's done the impossible...she's made you look even shallower and intellectually stunted than even *I* thought possible.

She's the one whose post got not one, not two, but seven pissy little responses from you PLUS this smear thread. (must've really hurt, Dances With Falsehoods!)

She's a gay moderate Republican, and she's your worst nightmare....

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

Clairebutterfly said:
ok that made me laugh!

I keep telling people; I lived with gays for many, many years.

Taco Belle kept trying to set me up thinking, "If you just met the right guy..."

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

An individual who is observed to be inconstant to his plans, or perhaps to carry on his affairs without any plan at all, is marked at once, by all prudent people, as a speedy victim to his own unsteadiness and folly. His more friendly neighbors may pity him, but all will decline to connect their fortunes with his; and not a few will seize the opportunity of making their fortunes out of his. One nation is to another what one individual is to another; Madison Federalist 62.

breakwall · Feb 15, 2006

LT.

Everytime he says "I'm NOT a Liberal" Baby Jesus cries just a little.

And even the Libertarians won't take him.

Cap’n AMatrixca · Feb 15, 2006

I love the subtle linking of Throb and LT. Kudos.

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