LiLSportGuy
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Hey i would like to know the dirtiest/weirdest ways you guys and girls ever did it... Lets hear it we know you arent angels...
Dirtiest Way You Masterbated/Sex
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My strangest masturbation stories... I used to do headstands up against the battub faucet to get off... I once used a tree... and I once made a naked man out of snow to have sex with... Those are probably my strangest moments, lol.
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Well this one time at band camp
No seriously. When I was younger and living in some apartments one of my buddies lived in the same building. When they moved out he gave me a key. I used to go up(4th floor) and masturbate while watching the local beauties lay out at the pool.
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No seriously. When I was younger and living in some apartments one of my buddies lived in the same building. When they moved out he gave me a key. I used to go up(4th floor) and masturbate while watching the local beauties lay out at the pool.
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LiLSportGuy
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LoL a watermellon.. I dont even wanna kno what you did with it after
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I once cut a banana into two sections, sliced open one, picked out the fruit, warmed it up, and had my pervy way with the peel.
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Tania, I share that tree experience with you, odd as that is. Let's see, tied to a cross, in the middle of a dance club, standing in the shower ("where's the soap?!"), in the middle of a hotel, and on the roof of a building.
Masturbation...hell, I'm doing it now!
Masturbation...hell, I'm doing it now!
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well i'm intrigued....the watermelon sounds interesting, i hope it didn't make it to the family picnic table later that afternoon!
and as for the snowman....i just have too many questions....how? where? and again, how?
i did try the banana peel a couple times...and once did a cake....long story....
and as for the snowman....i just have too many questions....how? where? and again, how?
i did try the banana peel a couple times...and once did a cake....long story....
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bharman4102 said:
HOW: I was about eight or nine years old and made a sort of sloppy shape of a man laying down on the ground and then a firm penis shape in the general penis area, lol. Then I rode it for a bit of chilly clit stimulation before my dogs found me and hopped all over my snow lover.
WHERE: Back yard in Missouri, lol.
HOW: Mad sculpting talent and the desire to ride
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I'll never look at fruit salad the same again.
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Holy Christ, for some reason, that just struck me as the absolute funniest thing.Tania_Rides said:HOW: Mad sculpting talent and the desire to ride
I used to use some weird shit before I got my toys, I had an ice scraper once that had the weirdest handle but worked really well. And I just masturbated in a Sears Hardware store with a female friend on the phone. Was it the combination of her cumming in my ear, being in public with no panties on, and being in a hardware store? Oh I think so...
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So did this lead to anything, or was it just a summer fling?
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So did this lead to anything, or was it just a summer fling?
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When I was about 12 I made a dildo-like object out of duct tape and put in the body pillow and would ride it ---just for clitoral stimulation......didn't know about penetration yet lol. I would imagine it was one of the New Kids on the Block LMAO
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Weren't those the vibrating pens??? I wish I had thought of that lol
I've used carrots, bananas, cucumbers, zucchinis, small egg plants, small squashes, other elongated fruits and veggies that I can't currently recall, and a pear (don't ask, but it is possible).
Yes, I'm am a human salad bowl.
Also, when I was in my teens, I use to masturbate with an item I made in a wood-shop class. It was a three dementional playboy bunny emblem. I used the ears of the bunny to penetrate with. Since the ears on the bunny go at an angle, I was able to insert one ear in the top, and the other in the bottom.
I still have it.
Yes, I'm am a human salad bowl.
Also, when I was in my teens, I use to masturbate with an item I made in a wood-shop class. It was a three dementional playboy bunny emblem. I used the ears of the bunny to penetrate with. Since the ears on the bunny go at an angle, I was able to insert one ear in the top, and the other in the bottom.
I still have it.
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I don't guess I ever did anything particularly dirty.....I did have an old curling iron that I use to use as dildo when I was like 13 or 14.....then I discovered my mom's toy collection and (yes I know its gross) but I used her toys for a long time. ( I always cleaned them before and after though.....)
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