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Hello Ladies, Gents, and those who claim to be one but are the other and welcome to the 2019 Litties.

Please let us know what you are wearing and what award that you are not nominated for that you are most looking to see who wins?

I am wearing a mesh tank top with PG printed on the front, cut off levi's and yellow truck hat that says "Honk if you wanna, just well honk" They're small letters.

Thanks for cumming everyone!!! See what I did there? Instead of "coming" I put "cumming" to make it more sexual since this is an erotic website. Hey fuck you. You host if you don't like it.

Wow that escalated quickly. Let's get this shit started boys girls and those who identify by not being identified.
 
Well, hello! Am I early? Shit. I hate being early. Well, I'm here. In my emerald green corset, black tulle skirt and black stockings. And ballerina flats because I don't want to trip and fall and embarrass myself. And I would. Heels and I don't get along. I'm rambling. let me just go find my seat.
 
Hi, Clowns!

I am wearing a cute little polka dot dress, my tiara, and an eternity bracelet. I like being early for things, making sure I get a seat!

I am looking forward to all of it! I really want to see the best thread, though.

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Hey, where is everyone else? Is there anyone here who can do that "whistle with your fingers in your mouth" thing? Chris? Clowns?

I'm saving my mouth for later. ;)
 
Welcome one and all. Please enjoy the complimentary sausages in a velvety blanket. It is a cash bar though. After last year's terrible accident our insurance company won't allow us to have an open bar.

Who cares if he shit himself I say, but after the 17th person threw up we were officially cut off.
 
Sorry, I can’t walk very well in my dildo dress.

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*steals Xanax from Chris Michael


I’m wearing a black lacy number 12 over my microscopic nipples.
 
Oh, SB - that's lovely! And looks like it's on nice and snug. Just the way it's supposed to.
 
beachbaby179 said:
Hey, where is everyone else? Is there anyone here who can do that "whistle with your fingers in your mouth" thing? Chris? Clowns?

I'm saving my mouth for later. ;)
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Unfortunately, I am unable to do the... whistle with my fingers in my mouth... thing...

I can whistle without my fingers in my mouth though. =P
 
As you ladies find your seat please do not remove the plastic wrap. The dry cleaning bill was outrageous when RA started teaching everyone how to squirt.
 
Pffft. And the guys don't do any squirting of their own, I suppose? That's it, blame the women.
 
Chris_Michael said:
I'm attending the Town of Salem party. It's going to be fucking great. There's going to be a lot of murdering and mafia stuff going on.
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I like a good murder mystery party. I may stop by after attending the "I swear you were the only one I was talking to" party.
 
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