The Bitch Thread

Ebonyfire said:
Nope. It is very recent too because the song she was playing was a newish one. I never hear any soundclips cause I turn off my computer sound. I like quiet with my computer!
So, you didn't hear the mp3 link in my post #1721, above?
 
Ebonyfire said:
Nope. I do not listen to any music. I prefer quiet.
It isn't music. It's the audio of that chc, when she quit on the air...what she actually said. Up to and including "I quit this bitch"
 
DVS said:
It isn't music. It's the audio of that chc, when she quit on the air...what she actually said. Up to and including "I quit this bitch"


Sound bites then, lol.

I watch TV while on the puter...there that is my dirty little secret!
 
Shankara20 said:
ok - so you won't take the bait tonight :kiss:

Nope. slave is back to work, but next week I am gonna pay him a visit after work. And work him over and over and over!
 
Dammit! it is still raining off and on. However, it is gonna be a good day after all.
 
Shankara20 said:
but not your only one ;)

Speaking od secrets.. got any to tease moi with? It is the weekend and I need incentive.

I have had coffee, but alas, I am still a tad slowwwwwwwwwwww
 
Ebonyfire said:
Speaking od secrets.. got any to tease moi with? It is the weekend and I need incentive.

I have had coffee, but alas, I am still a tad slowwwwwwwwwwww

(what the hell of mine has not been posted!!)

I like fruitcake in December
 
:( Just settled here 30mins or so ago .........Sunday morning here the Sun is about to come up , sky is all streaks of lavender and I can hear the Ocean and birds waking.

The kitten 'Dommy' arrives in the door .....'hello baby'.....then SQUEAKKKKKK....I turn to look again the cat has brought a big live brown rat into my living room ( from Fing outside ).....drops the Fing thing which then runs under the opium table (coffee not doing trainspotters here)......the chase starts.......the Fing thing is now under the lounge which the Fing cat can't fit under. I find my super human there is me or no one strength and reef ( lift quickly only on Adrenalin power)the side of this heavy leather lounge into the air. The Fing cat goes under. The Fing rat then runs under the desk here. I replace the lounge (yes my finger is still broken yet I feel nothing at the time).........not wanting to take my eyes off where the rat is currently in situ I open a cupboard and pull and the vacuum cleaner attachment handle pole thingy............slide back the panels of glass wall to the outside living area and go in for the attack.....the sweet brown rat then is luckily scared outside followed by the Fing cat. Glass panels slammed closed. Safe....................

Now I have coped with the Dommy bringing in the occasional earth worm and playing what I call 'Dances With Earthworm' on the rug but what the Hell do I do about this.

Any advice ?

PS I don't NEED coffee now
 
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@}-}rebecca---- said:
:( Just settled here 30mins or so ago .........Sunday morning here the Sun is about to come up , sky is all streaks of lavender and I can hear the Ocean and birds waking.

The kitten 'Dommy' arrives in the door .....'hello baby'.....then SQUEAKKKKKK....I turn to look again the cat has brought a big live brown rat into my living room ( from Fing outside ).....drops the Fing thing which then runs under the opium table (coffee not doing trainspotters here)......the chase starts.......the Fing thing is now under the lounge which the Fing cat can't fit under. I find my super human there is me or no one strength and reef ( lift quickly only on Adrenalin power)the side of this heavy leather lounge into the air. The Fing cat goes under. The Fing rat then runs under the desk here. I replace the lounge (yes my finger is still broken yet I feel nothing at the time).........not wanting to take my eyes off where the rat is currently in situ I open a cupboard and pull and the vacuum cleaner attachment handle pole thingy............slide back the panels of glass wall to the outside living area and go in for the attack.....the sweet brown rat then is luckily scared outside followed by the Fing cat. Glass panels slammed closed. Safe....................

Now I have coped with the Dommy bringing in the occasional earth worm and playing what I call 'Dances With Earthworm' on the rug but what the Hell do I do about this.

Any advice ?

PS I don't NEED coffee now
Your kitty just wanted to share some of her fun with you. See, mine don't give a shit about me. I find dead things all around. Just the body or just the head...never do they bring me something that's alive to play with. You should feel fortunate that your kitty is thiniking of your pleasure, too. Now a rat? Ii'd say your kitty deserves some extra lovin' for bringing in such a fun varmint to share. Don't you? After all...you said you don't need coffee, now. You don't need that nasty caffine stuff, anyway. It's bad for your blood pressure.
 
DVS said:
Your kitty just wanted to share some of her fun with you. See, mine don't give a shit about me. I find dead things all around. Just the body or just the head...never do they bring me something that's alive to play with. You should feel fortunate that your kitty is thiniking of your pleasure, too. Now a rat? Ii'd say your kitty deserves some extra lovin' for bringing in such a fun varmint to share. Don't you? After all...you said you don't need coffee, now. You don't need that nasty caffine stuff, anyway. It's bad for your blood pressure.

Ohhh DVS I would have been happier with less fun honestly. My son hangs out on the floor alot he will get rat bits on him.

Someone better come and deal with this.

I don't want a rat in my house and I don't want to get rid of 'Dommy' either..........cries
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohhh DVS I would have been happier with less fun honestly. My son hangs out on the floor alot he will get rat bits on him.

Someone better come and deal with this.

I don't want a rat in my house and I don't want to get rid of 'Dommy' either..........cries

nature will deal with it in her own sweet time, there will be no more rat at some point

- sorry but as the cats sub you must clean up the mess.

and Dommy will return as owned of the house and all that abode there
 
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