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iansearchof said:
I DON'T!!! And by the third one I'm in love.

Besides, I never saw the flashes. (I have seen you mention it/them and may have a MENTAL image, but I have not had that pleasure hint hint)
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YOUR words from a personals ad of mine, when I raved over an Italian's av:

"Oh my dear god, I love YOUR av....and I'm glad he's in Italy!"

okey pokey...I'll flash again what you saw, but only briefly. You want more PM me.
 
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YKYSFW the traffic is slowed because a man lost his laundry out the back of his pickup and you rush to help hoping to barter sexual favors for clean laundry.

Yes :kiss: so nice to see you, even here.
 
Cathleen said:
YKYSFW the traffic is slowed because a man lost his laundry out the back of his pickup and you rush to help hoping to barter sexual favors for clean laundry.

Yes :kiss: so nice to see you, even here.
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YKYSFW you think maybe, just maybe, you might be able to barter some clean underwear for some of Cates dirty underwear.... :rolleyes:

What if I say PLEASE!!!!!??????

So nice to see you tonight Cate. Hope all is well. :rose:
 
Artina Heartflash said:
YOUR words from a personals ad of mine, when I raved over an Italian's av:

"Oh my dear god, I love YOUR av....and I'm glad he's in Italy!"

okey pokey...I'll flash again what you saw, but only briefly. You want more PM me.
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Well, aren't you the sentimentalist! Thanks for the refreshment. It is a most delightful presentation tho it greatly exacerbates my frustration. :rose: :rose:
 
iansearchof said:
Well, aren't you the sentimentalist! Thanks for the refreshment. It is a most delightful presentation tho it greatly exacerbates my frustration. :rose: :rose:
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You want more? Eh! Look up in the sky the next time you hear a biplane emgine. Maybe you'll see the porn banner attached to its tail with my photo on it. :rolleyes:
 
dcraz said:
YKYSFW you think maybe, just maybe, you might be able to barter some clean underwear for some of Cates dirty underwear.... :rolleyes:

What if I say PLEASE!!!!!??????

So nice to see you tonight Cate. Hope all is well. :rose:
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YKYSFW you see dcraz' new AV and drool....although you think the AV of him in his suit is your fav....then you debate with yourself if it's time to change your mind about your fav dcraz AV
 
midwestyankee said:
YKYSFW you get a piece of unsolicited email from "Wanda" and you hope her last name is "Somemore."
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YKYSFW it always turns out to be a herbal viagra ad
 
Artina Heartflash said:
You want more? Eh! Look up in the sky the next time you hear a biplane emgine. Maybe you'll see the porn banner attached to its tail with my photo on it. :rolleyes:
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Was that you?!--I thought it was an ad for a remake of Cleopatra. 'Course I couldn't make out the facial details, so I had to focus on the larger stuff (so that wasn't an asp in your hand?).

You take a goood picture. :D
 
midwestyankee said:
YKYSFW you get a piece of unsolicited email from "Wanda" and you hope her last name is "Somemore."
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...you get an unsolicited picture of a woman in a most deliciously evocative situation with a demand for a picture of [a] "hard, throbbing, dripping...cock" and can't stop laughing long enough to accomodate. A terrible end to a lovley friendship! :(
 
YKYSFW you are watching the start of a NASCAR race and you get excited when the announcers talk about the "pole position". :)
 
pleasteasme said:
YKYSFW....you don't have a black book :(
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YKYSFW... you rush right out and buy a little black book - for that possible/maybe "just in case" moment! ;) ;)
 
Agent 86 said:
YKYSFW... you rush right out and buy a little black book - for that possible/maybe "just in case" moment! ;) ;)
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YKYSFW there aren't any "just in case" moments for me *sigh*

~It is good to be optimistic though!~
 
pleasteasme said:
YKYSFW there aren't any "just in case" moments for me *sigh*

~It is good to be optimistic though!~
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YKYSFW ... you decide to take little chances to "help things along" a little bit! ;)
 
pleasteasme said:
YKYSFW the most exciting thing you get in the mail is the new "toy" catalog :catgrin:
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YKYSFW ... you place a big enough order from your "toy catalog" that you get free shipping & handling! :eek:
 
Agent 86 said:
YKYSFW ... you place a big enough order from your "toy catalog" that you get free shipping & handling! :eek:
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YKYSFW this thread feels like the guilty/innocent thread.

~Guilty to the above~ Heck, I even got free gifts!!! :cool:
 
pleasteasme said:
YKYSFW this thread feels like the guilty/innocent thread.

~Guilty to the above~ Heck, I even got free gifts!!! :cool:
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YKYSFW ... your "toy" supplier calls you each day for your order! ;)

Your innocence? Elaborate on that, please! :D
 
Agent 86 said:
YKYSFW ... your "toy" supplier calls you each day for your order! ;)

Your innocence? Elaborate on that, please! :D
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Oh, I am innocent :cathappy:

YKYSFW instead of actually "doing" things....you resort to writing about them :eek:
 
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