My neighbour, Kelly the Crackwhore

I KtCW

How did I get lucky enough to stumble onto this thread my first night on Lit? KtCW reminds me of some terrible neighbors I've had.

darn... I thought we had new KtCW stories. oh well... hopefully I'm the first to say welcome to lit, ms. boobalicious. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

MG, you never fail to bing a smile to my face! This has epic potential. And let me second that welcome to Pixie.

borg3of4 said:

Gnawing thought in the back of my mind that the guys missed the boat at the "decided to take a shower time".

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Oh, yucky!

Trust me, when this girl gets naked, it truly is best to stay far, far away. I think you could catch a VD just by standing in the same room with her. Keep reading to find out more.

MarkSand said:

MG, you never fail to bing a smile to my face! This has epic potential. And let me second that welcome to Pixie.

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Nice to see you here MS! Also, I am very very pleased you found my thread PB - I hope you enjoy Lit and continue to post here also.

If you enjoy my stories, please post here so I know there are still people reading up on KtCW!

And on that note, time to start working on Part Three...

New Year's with KtCW: Part Three

Dec 31, 2005

I sleep in till 10am but awake with excitement. I grab my cellphone hoping to have a text message from John but my inbox in empty. I get out of bed and go into the living room where my sister is lounging. I fill her in on the night's escapades, and she listens intently while laughing at the same time. She knows about my little thread here on Lit and enjoys reading all about KtCW too. We decide it is probably way to early to call John to get deets, so instead we get showered and decide to head downtown for a little final shopping.

We are in the local candy shop (they have the best chocolate there btw) when my cell rings.

It's John.

We excitedly begin to interrogate him with a barrage of questions:

What happened last night?
Did you go back over?
What was Kelly wearing?
Did you see any crack?
Are you still disease-free?

Turns out Kelly came knocking on my door after her shower asking the boys to come to her apartment for a drink. Up for an adventure (and now that all the guys have heard from my cousin that I call her a Crackwhore), the boys went over to her house. Her apartment is only half furnished with an array of mix-matched furniture. They all sat in her living room, which oddly enough is home to a sofa and a double-sized mattress which sits on the floor. John said that he could barely see across the room because of a perpetual smokey haze. On her coffee table , she had not one, not two, but three large ziploc bags of weed. She drank beer from a wine glass and chainsmoked...but for every cigarette she smoked , she had a joint. She offered the boys some weed, but they respectfully declined; wary of what the contents really were.

John then tells me, "she tried to have sex with Len, but said I was too white!" He laughed, telling me that he breathed a sigh of relief knowing she wouldn't try to get too close to him. He also tells me that Len respectfully declined her enticing offer.

The boys snapped a few photos but had to remain very secretive as Kelly was feeling camera-shy.

They stayed for about an hour and then returned to my apartment to crash.

I laugh and thank him for the details. The boys have decided to head downtown for the day so I give them directions on how to navigate the bus and metro system. I tell him to call me later if he has any other questions.

I hang up, my sister and I laughing as we go over the details one more time, eager to get back to Montreal so I can check out his photos.

Little did I know then that the adventure was just beginning...

montrealgirl said:

Little did I know then that the adventure was just beginning...

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hey MG... the best part of your post is knowing that since you had the energy for such a lengthy entry, you're (hopefully) feeling better. another good, funny installment, looking forward to the next.

off topic question... your sister is on lit, too? may we inquire as to who she is, or is she remaining anonyomous?

mrtnmoon said:

hey MG... the best part of your post is knowing that since you had the energy for such a lengthy entry, you're (hopefully) feeling better. another good, funny installment, looking forwad to the next.

off topic question... your sister is on lit, too? may we inquire as to who she is, or is she remaining anonyomous?

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Yes, I'm feeling much MUCH better - thanks for your concern

My (older) sister is not a regular Lit-poster (she doesn't even have a screenname), but she does come in from time to time to read about KtCW and check out a few other things at my prompting. She has some other site she goes to, but I'm not sure which one. She actually met someone over 5 years ago from Brazil and he came to visit her in November for the first time; that was exciting!

Now, where are Kelly's other fans...I posted a first photo of her and no one seems to have noticed...I'm shocked!

glad your feeling better, can't wait for the next installment.

Wow!!! I got to see her!!!! And the coffe table contents..... but not the coffee table ... or the wine glass..... hmmmm! Well, not the first time pics just vanish here...

Still a true cliff hanger, MG..... Luckily (or is it?) I've never had neighbours like Ktcw.... Looking forward to hear more
You rock, MG
Take care

montrealgirl said:

Yes, I'm feeling much MUCH better - thanks for your concern

My (older) sister is not a regular Lit-poster (she doesn't even have a screenname), but she does come in from time to time to read about KtCW and check out a few other things at my prompting. She has some other site she goes to, but I'm not sure which one. She actually met someone over 5 years ago from Brazil and he came to visit her in November for the first time; that was exciting!

Now, where are Kelly's other fans...I posted a first photo of her and no one seems to have noticed...I'm shocked!

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You posted a photo without the model's permission?

mrtnmoon said:

I can't help but wonder if there are rules.... I mean, what distinguishes a crackwhore from your average, garden variety whore? I'm guessing crack.... but then does that mean that they can only accept crack as payment, or can they be compensated for their whorish ways with cash or some other kind of drugs? are there heroin whores?

things that make me go hmmmm........

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I shouldn't be readint his shit at 3am. I am supposed to be quieting down for the night. I am supposed to work in the morning, at my client the major insurance company no less, and I am NOT supposed to look as though I had been walking up and down the halls with a collicky baby, or drinking grain alcohol, or visiting crack whores.

You know, I just stopped by because a friend said "hey. where have you been." so right, I'll come see what Kelly is up to, and now you all are in perfect ironic form and I am laughing my ass off instead of calming down to sleep. the cats are looking at me as if to say "whoa. one of them has gone nocturnal. sweet."

but it is not sweet.

"things that make me go hmmmm" what a delivery, on top of this story whose terminus is already scaring me.

Pixie Boobalicious said:

How did I get lucky enough to stumble onto this thread my first night on Lit? KtCW reminds me of some terrible neighbors I've had.

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she DOES??

See, this sort of stry really deserved to be told with all of you listeners around a very, very large table with an enormous quantity of cheap watery beer. I would have liked to have walked in 1/3 of the way through the story, and stood there gaping while I was brought up to speed.....

Sulk said:

You posted a photo without the model's permission?

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Oh, I am sure the boys got signatures.

All right, tomorrow I will be in a Lit-induced stupor. Not the best kind, but not the worst either, given the options available at this very moment in time, when the only waking creatures are pacific sea turtles and a few atoll families who are blessedly without internet access, but have traded the modern world for an overabundance of turquoise-blue sea and warm sun and sand.

Am I better than Kelly? My house is bigger but just as empty.

Just back from a few days absence. Enjoyed the latest KTCW installment.

rodeo426 said:

glad your feeling better, can't wait for the next installment.

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I'm working on it...Hopefully I'll post Part Four soon - trying to decide which (if any) pics I should post along with the story....

Thanks for stopping by and posting

fade2blue said:

Wow!!! I got to see her!!!! And the coffe table contents..... but not the coffee table ... or the wine glass..... hmmmm! Well, not the first time pics just vanish here...

Still a true cliff hanger, MG..... Luckily (or is it?) I've never had neighbours like Ktcw.... Looking forward to hear more
You rock, MG
Take care

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You rock, Blue!

Thanks for the props - what a treat to read. I'm happy that a few people are enjoying my stories

Try clicking the attachments directly - they should all work.

MG

Sulk said:

You posted a photo without the model's permission?

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I told her while she was in a drunken/stoned stupor that I planned on posting a dark blurry photo of her back on my crackwhore thread. She drooled. I took this as a sign of agreement.

it_matters said:

Am I better than Kelly? My house is bigger but just as empty.

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Please don't tell me you have a mattress sitting on your living room floor.

borg3of4 said:

Just back from a few days absence. Enjoyed the latest KTCW installment.

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You've been a devoted KtCW fan since day one. Both Kelly & I thank you.

montrealgirl said:

Please don't tell me you have a mattress sitting on your living room floor.

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And please don't tell me you're sleeping with men for money to buy crack (or in exchange for crack.)

Great thread! Can't wait for the next instalment.....

MidniteMelb said:

Great thread! Can't wait for the next instalment.....

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I promise, I'm working on it...I'm so far behind! When I started the thread I never really imagined I would have such close contact with KtCW...I've got to get my act together and get posting - this weekend I guarantee I'll get Part Four up!

*Looks at watch* C'mon it's been a week already...We're desperate to know what's up and how you ended up in this position?

I told her while she was in a drunken/stoned stupor that I planned on posting a dark blurry photo of her back on my crackwhore thread. She drooled. I took this as a sign of agreement.

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She end up passed out on your doorway or something?

mcopado said:

*Looks at watch* C'mon it's been a week already...We're desperate to know what's up and how you ended up in this position?




She end up passed out on your doorway or something?

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Nice to see you againg mcopado...didn't think you were keeping up with KtCW. This weekend I'll post Part Four and some great new visual stimuli!