The SkyBlue Tavern

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fan-tush-shes

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The journey's been long, the past day and night hard - stark contrast in comparison to the fellow you encountered a few sun rotations back. The last good male you received was from "Bill" and he sends way too much crap your way. Sometimes you just don't know if you're cumming or going, or for that matter going to cum, so just relax, pour yourself a cold-one of whatever you prefer, and share a bit of positive enlightenment to us all, here at... The Sky-Blue Tavern.

"How This All Begins" or more appropriately...

Go about 5 clicks south, veer left when you get to the plastic fork in the road, then turn right about 4 miles past where Old Tom's house was until about 30 years ago, where you'll come to a complete stop and ask yourself "Now what in the hell was the last thing they told me back at that gas station?"

Seems everything gets too serious at times. Somedays, no matter where you go or who you see it's the same thing: Unsmiling faces, sharing dismal times and places. Well, you won't see this sort of shit here at The Sky-Blue Tavern!! In fact, negativity, complaining, putting down others, griping, and just plain "no-good for nothing" comments are Not Allowed when you come here, so please keep in mind these simple, though often overused rules: 1) If you haven't got anything good to say here, then don't say anything at all. 2) See rule #1 because it's the only one we'll have here.

Everything else is fair game, happy honey/hunk hunting, and may the saints of sensual sexualities shower slowly upon you the surest of sharings you seek sincerely.

Oh, and there's a test at the end...
if you can't say that last part 5 times in 30 seconds, you're too horny to drive, and you'll need a ride home from a friend here at... yep, you got it... The Sky-Blue Tavern. (named after my very own pet pussies, Skylar and Blue. Hey, we're just the janitors and they know it).

Feel free to drop in and help us sin-tertain. Or feel someone up for free.. or free feel to .... never mind
 
A brief introduction... (bullshit, I'm not even wearing any briefs)

Some of you would know me by my prior handle here as "The D of O" (for short). Anyway, if you know what "The D of O" stands for then you're at the right party, if you don't, you're still at the right party.

Oh, and for those who are hungry, here's tonights Road Kill Menu:

For your whining and dining pleasures, There Are 6 Entrees:


Armadillo Appetizers.......................... Complimentary Hubcap.......(free)
Run'dOer Once Raccoon......................... TailGate Tempting..........(free)
Day Old Deer.................................. cums w/Horny HorseySauce...(free)
Confused No More Cougar....................... Hits The Spots.............(free)
BeatAllTheHell Beaver......................... Dam Good...................(free)
SinFully ScentU2Us Skunk Strips............... take home only.............(free)

Deserts:
Tubesteak Taffy.............. all-u-can pull n eat, complimentary Whipped Cream
Purrfectly Potable PussyPie.............. Market Price, rich (well, not anymore)

Comes with Choice of Fruit or Vegetable............ (some fruits are vegetables)

 
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I'm plunking myself down, puttin' my feet up on the table and indulging in some taffy and whipped cream.

I'm beat today... just feel like sittin' and watchin'.
 
Cathleen said:
I'm plunking myself down, puttin' my feet up on the table and indulging in some taffy and whipped cream.

I'm beat today... just feel like sittin' and watchin'.


nice of you to drop in and hope you're evening progresses more comfortably. Not doing a lot myself. Don't mind sitting and watching, so long as there's something worth watching... otherwise I'' probably fall asleep.

Nice to make your acquaintance. I've been a member here since December 2002, but after a break from here the past 8 months, and the passing on of the lady I met here, and joined, I just changed my handle and want to mingle and have a little fun.

I'm not always a cut-up but it beats flirting with myself. That "honeymoon" has been over for a while :)

:rolleyes: :rose:
 
I am sorry for your loss of your lady. It must have taken some courage to return here. :rose:

Thanks for the welcome. Sleep would be welcome for me - soon I hope.
 
Well grab my ankles and hold on tight...

don't ask me why.. but anyway I've discovered that I really have no choice but to go back to the old handle The Duke of Oral as the new one is causing a significant amount of confusion.. in particular what sex I am. I never had a problem like that.. though about 3 years ago I did have 20 year old girl who stayed with me (ex dancer, girlfriend of friend).. who tried to convince me I had changed her and she no longer had a pussy. She was toying through her panties at me rather hotly but acting like the "innocent one" (she loved to tease, fortunately for my friend (her boyfriend) I was the only male she could hang out with that didn't try to get in her pants.. oh the thought crossed my mind... and apparently hers (which therein lies the real issue anyway).. and I asked her

"What are you doing?" I pretended to be equally innocent.

"I'm rubbing myself through my panties" she said, smiling coyly.

"Oh. Does your pussy feel all wet and excited?" I asked.

"I don't have a pussy... remember.. you changed me.. I'm not a girl now thanks to you" she retorted.

(keep in mind a 20 year old... not to far separated exotic dancer, and oh yea... she had it going on... well except upstairs that is)

Between her high (of whatever she was on, which she denied) and her penchant for wanting to tease men into taking her, I realized I either had a real time on my hands "rearranging her back", but the positive was it was sexually stimulating. If my friend wanted me to fuck her.. I wouldn't have objected. cough.. cough

"Well, I disagree. I think you have a very pretty pussy still", the words just slipped right off of my tongue.. :)

(to be continued... by me.. But as the "real" somewhat NORML me, The D of O)

back in a few moments after a word from J'Lo lacey panties, our sponsor of the day....
 
Okay, no more trying to change..

I'd been gone 8 months and changes were indicating a need for new identity, but I'm not ashamed of this older one.. it's just that I ask that anyone and everyone compassionately, and in just plain common sense, Please.. lets not bring up Cajunpeach.. it's not that I can't handle it. It's just that there's closure there, and my fiance feels I should request all others to move on too, at least in our interactions here, and think of CP in our hopes and wishes for an eternal peace.

Something we all could use.. but for the moment.. I could bypass eternal peace.. so long as I could just get a "piece" online and give my girl something to rub herself thinking about.. (I play here.. she plays HERE lmao, as in home, not being into this forum stuff). We'll soon have an extra male for her perhaps. We have a candidate, but I'm not through with the nomination process as of just yet. AFF didn't show a pic, he will be sending upon return from his business trip.

Oh well, J'lo got bumped, but I've got a pair the girlfriend of our's left when we had a very nice time. OMG.. Best FFM I've ever had to be honest, and that's saying a lot as I've had a few of those (sometimes I feel so blessed)

And I sure love my girl.. she's so unselfish. Wow.

okay back to our STORY.. yummmm
 
"How can you be so sure I have a pussy" she challenged? (she was really getting into her role.. and I was really getting horney as hell)
 
"Perhaps I should take a look under those panties and check. I'm pretty certain that I'll have really good news" (volunteer work can really be a lowdown dirty shame... sigh)
 
This is the infamous "shalloween" that I got the NEGS in the General Board To Fall 4

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Well so far today, I've been politically incorrect when I tried to pass on information in the General Forum, and I've managed to totally be wrong about image policy and embarrass myself like NEVER before, and I've had a LOT of negative feedback about everything else I've tried to be a part of. If I offered a massage in a hot spring with oils and herbs at the base of a mountain overlooking the pacific in Hawaii today, someone would have told me "get real asshole" and I'm not kidding. So since this the way it all works:

of the thousands of members here, since

95% never say anything to me
4% tell me how fucked up I am
and 1% seem pretty nice

I'm either having the most fucked up nobody to talk to and kill yourself or leave us alone day in the history of Literotica or I'm just that useless and bad for this place and I need to face it and move on.

I'd say I have a snowballs chance in hell of having very much fun in this place. Hell I'm surprised I haven't had a driving desire to slash my wrists, maybe it's because my fingers have just been too busy typing.

I'll just shut up and that way I don't exist.

Anyone want to add on to the misery? fuck you

sorry to those who would have a damn thing to do with me.. you can't blame yourselves on this one. maybe someone will let me know if they can help. maybe they won't.
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2 years ago, a friend of mine got the basic general board we can drive someone to suicide and laugh about it attitude... this person almost did kill themselves.
 
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Official Rules for 2005 Duke of Oral's "Immoral Oral Olympics"

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Rule #4: Only One Image per post, but you can submit as many images a day as you wish... PROVIDING... that each image has you partipating, not someone else with someone else, etc, and each image has to have you giving or receiving oral sex from someone Cum-pleatly different than anyone in other images of the same day.
 
Rule #6: Due to our right to recieve and support anonymity, you may disguise the true identify of the other person, so long as it can be established that they are someone unique for the same day pics, and that you are Not camouflaged to the point that your submission cannot be verified as a legitimate image of your, the participant.
 
Rule #7: (here's a cramp in cheating that works real well). You Must have a piece of white postcard, or notepaper, being held by either yourself if you are giving, or by the other person if you are receiving, being held in the free hand with TODAYS (the date of your image submission) DATE clearly marked in bold marks-a-lot or other such identifiable ink. One hand must be free by the oral giver to be used for such a timestamp proof.
 
Rule #8: (oh getting 8... now that's a true pleasure.. getting 69 is truly devine.. but to get 77 and get 8 more.. wow, now thats the shit)

Rule #8 cont... With each image that you post, you need to submit in a few words, or however long it takes to make your point, something about the oral sex that makes it particular naughty, special, or teaching something about the art of oral sex itself. This is what will help determine the rating of the images. Rating.. that's next in Rule #9.
 
Rule #9: There will be a gold, and silver oral "medalist" at the end of each week. This contest will begin the day after halloween, (Tuesday, November 1st), and end on January 7th of 2006. That will be a sufficient time to get entered or enter someone.. ummm orally that is.. and allow several people to qualify for the Grand Finals. The Grand Finals begin on January 31st, and end on .. how romantic Valentines Day 2006.
 
My ultimate goal? Get rich, and put 75% of the porn industry as it is today out of business, or make them start improving the quality to our standard. I'm not joking. Adult Movies in 2010 will be hotter, more realistic, and fancier than you've EVER seen them. I'm so fucking tired of these one scene to the next going through the motion, fuck her in the ass painfully and gag her to near death films.. jeez are there that many men who get off on making women almost puke just to get their kicks? I'm not one]
 
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