Game - private question, public answer

[LexiSmiles92]

I got two from different people.

First one is a two parter:

1a) my smile or my ass. I like both and I get complements on both.
1b) my brain and my playfulness. Those two together can be dangerous!

2a) Risks? Yup. I kinda naturally lean that way.
2b) Example? Hmmmmmmmm I've shared some on this site somewhere. On top of a car, in my driveway, husband watching from bedroom window, bathroom at a sport's bar with I guy I had "known biblically" before, twice in same night, etc. I don't think I've shared this one: In a lake at a weekend retreat thingy where 7 or 8 couples/friends all staying. Most were at the bonfire ... I snuck off.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

At a cute little boutique thingy in Asheville, NC, I was trying on a skirt (I think) and I didn't close the door to the changing room. I don't always wear panties and wasn't. I thought I closed the door (I think lol ) but it was only cracked, I guess. Anyway, a woman just ripped the door open and when I turned there she was with her two children. I just said, "oops. I'm sorry" and closed the door. Not something sexy .. but rather awful.

 

[Utmale48]

I really like watching women pee. Especially when they are wearing leggings.

 

[PageWriter2]

I can take a few

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Yes! When I was much more naive and ignorant than I am now, I wanted new floors in a little room that was once a screened in porch. I love sitting in that room and believed it needed floors to match my love. My husband, on the other hand, said no, and that we could wait. Hmmmmmmm I thought. So I ripped up the floors while he was at work and sent him a picture.

Who, may i ask, do you think won that little standoff?

He did. I got my new floors but he put a padlock on his tool shed ... to this day I can't find that stupid key!

 

[PageWriter2]

Yes! When I was much more naive and ignorant than I am now, I wanted new floors in a little room that was once a screened in porch. I love sitting in that room and believed it needed floors to match my love. My husband, on the other hand, said no, and that we could wait. Hmmmmmmm I thought. So I ripped up the floors while he was at work and sent him a picture.

Who, may i ask, do you think won that little standoff?

He did. I got my new floors but he put a padlock on his tool shed ... to this day I can't find that stupid key!

LOL

 

[jonnoback]

Yes! When I was much more naive and ignorant than I am now, I wanted new floors in a little room that was once a screened in porch. I love sitting in that room and believed it needed floors to match my love. My husband, on the other hand, said no, and that we could wait. Hmmmmmmm I thought. So I ripped up the floors while he was at work and sent him a picture.

Who, may i ask, do you think won that little standoff?

He did. I got my new floors but he put a padlock on his tool shed ... to this day I can't find that stupid key!

Ha! Either he has the key with him at all times or, he has a key to a key.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Ha! Either he has the key with him at all times or, he has a key to a key.

I’m fairly certain he doesn’t keep it with him. I’ve checked his keys and his pants … while he’s wearing them.

The key to a key could be it. But he’s not that clever. He’s very clever … just not that kind. lol

I’m thinking, take a picture of a match and a gas can and send it to him while he’s at work. lol

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Yes. I can’t share or my initial answer will no longer be true. lol

 

[jonnoback]

I’m fairly certain he doesn’t keep it with him. I’ve checked his keys and his pants … while he’s wearing them.

The key to a key could be it. But he’s not that clever. He’s very clever … just not that kind. lol

I’m thinking, take a picture of a match and a gas can and send it to him while he’s at work. lol

You’re clearly smarter than him. So should be able to find it. Check the pile of keys no one knows what they’re for? Or boxes you’ve not been near in years but one has disturbed dust on it.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

You’re clearly smarter than him. So should be able to find it. Check the pile of keys no one knows what they’re for? Or boxes you’ve not been near in years but one has disturbed dust on it.

I’ll keep you updated!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

No questions for the alt?

I'm dissapointed.

 

[LostHorizon]

No questions for the alt?

I'm dissapointed.

I don’t know why people don’t have questions for you.

However I can’t help but read your post and not have it sound like Sean Connery in my head.

Why would anyone want to disappoint Sean Connery?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I don’t know why people don’t have questions for you.

However I can’t help but read your post and not have it sound like Sean Connery in my head.

Why would anyone want to disappoint Sean Connery?

Agreed

*said with a scottish accent*

 

[wouldloveto]

Open for questions...

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm still up for questions.

Ask the old alt something.

"Cheers"

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Me too

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Hit me

 

[LexiSmiles92]

what I mean by that is … I’ll take a question. That could be taken far too literally on this site. lol

 

[Richelieujuniour]

Im in

 

[tericloth]

I'll take a question.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'd enjoy answering a question if any women have one...

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Apparently no one is getting questions.

Groovy

 

[Celticlight]

Either that or these are all very dry answers because some scoundrel’s private question is ‘Would you welcome a question on the thread?’ over and over again…

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

I'll take some questions