Itās the theme of all comedians, tv presenters etcā¦her defence was just so damn comical her methods of deception just so amateurishI simply CANNOT wait for a true crime documentary on this. The story is insane. Iāve been keeping up with it onlineā¦. I have to admit Iām a whore for a crime documentary or 24 hours in police custody, that sort of thing!
I promise the mushrooms will not be lethal.You had me sold on Beef Wellington until I remembered the recent Australian news story about ErināÆPatterson, the woman who laced individual beef wellingtons with death caps mushrooms killing three of her former in-laws
ALL jokes aside though that sounds beautiful. Especially the seasonal veg although, Iāve never tried rosemary honey roasted potatoāsā¦ and damn they sound good
That desert has me feeling wet, drenched in anticipation if you will. I MUST TRY a honey fried strawberry infused crĆØme brĆ»lĆ©e before I dieā¦ for sure.
Itās the theme of all comedians, tv presenters etcā¦her defence was just so damn comical her methods of deception just so amateurish
to say āshe didnāt knowā she had collected the death capsā¦ and then the police finding the dehydration machine with the REMNANTS?!! Iād like to think if I was going to commit a crime Iād do a lil better at covering my tracks 
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Her crocodile tears upon being arrested were the funniest of all
I read somewhere that she even lied about having cancer to guilt one of the victims into attending the lunch like howwww insane is that? FULL blown emotional manipulation before the poisoning even happenedā¦ crazy stuff, crazy lady.
KayakLooks like a beautiful canoe ride. Not been white water rafting in a long time must go again!
Looks like beautiful country side - very similar to here in Farnham areaso lucky to have had a little summer lately
but canoeing is fun also!
Im a newbie down here. Was brought up in Devon but moved here for work (from Japan and US). I do like it but some money here - which Iām envious ofKayak
Farnham is a great little town. My first ever job was in the Lion and Lamb Yard ice cream shop thatās now since been closed I believe. But I LOVED it there. Farnham Park is especially beautiful!
Welcome back. What a great kayak ride. So peaceful and mind cleansing.View attachment 2553922
Iām back.
Life happened. The kind of life that doesnāt look impressive in a bullet pointed list or a well thought out paragraph. Itās been the usual mess of responsibilities, summer fetes Iāve helped set up, late nights, sunburn, far too much over-thinking, Facebook arguments with racist Karenās, and not enough writing. But Iāve missed this place. Missed the filth. Missed the fun. Missed YOU guys.
A Karen decided to show her whole ass in a post about immigration, well it wasnāt about immigration it was about her 2 year old daughters (donāt get me started on two year olds having iPads), missing iPad, and she referenced a hotel housing āillegals.ā I donāt usually bite, but the way she lumped human beings into a single, dehumanising label, really freaking hit a nerve. People are not punchlines or problems to be filed away under one-word slurs. Immigration is complex and for one she kept referencing rapists and drugs. Both white British men and other races all over the freaking continent are capable of those awful crimes! You realise that when youāre capable of looking outside your own overly polished life. Ugh. You get it. Rant over. (For now.)
Then, kayaking: 13 miles last weekend in 30-degree heat. But surprisingly on the water and in the semi shade the heat doesnāt feel like itās too much? Especially when youāre in a little top and no bra, sunglasses on, purposefully going past groups of people slowly so they can take in the site on the boat. Me, joint in hand, dire straights playing from my speaker and my nipple piercings out on full display as I slowly glide down the canalahhh I love being a woman. Iām already looking at upgrading to something sturdier, something that can handle rapids and rougher conditions. Iām craving an adrenaline rushā¦ I might book a white water rafting experience and see how I fareā¦.
Last weekends kayak trip (not including nipples, sorry)
Iāve also been working on some writingā¦ well Iām always writing, constantly jotting ideas down and never settling on one piece at a time. But, I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could write something erotic but set in the Victorian eraā¦, I know how it sounds, probably boring, but let me set the sceneā¦ One of the scenes takes place in a greenhouse behind the Blackwood manor house: a woman (a lady) is bound to the gardenerās workbench, wrists raw from rope, thighs welting under a riding crop, and a garden rake being used as aā¦..sheās only wearing a corset and the workbench under her is SOAKED. Iāll leave that there.
Off the page and out of my laptop screen, Iāve been cooking like someoneās attempting to try to wife me. Which theyāre not because quite frankly I wouldnāt let them.I made the perfect sides for a bbq, Garlic and herb baby potatoes with lemon and parmesan. Pesto pasta salad with rocket, feta, and cherry tomatoes. Caesar salad with homemade dressing and proper croutons. Domesticity doesnāt bore me, not in the slightest, not when itās paired with freedom. Just build me a writing shed full of light and stained glass, you know the kind that lets in that beautiful, glittering almost irridedcent light?, and give me space to createā¦. Iāll feed you like a saint and fuck you like a whore as and when you please.
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Mmm, now to masturbate I think, and if youāre planning on doing the same it might add to your fun if you click me below.
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I have plans so clicking āyouā belowā¦. Thx for sharing
Great to see you back. Glad you've been catching the sun and having fun!Kayak
Farnham is a great little town. My first ever job was in the Lion and Lamb Yard ice cream shop thatās now since been closed I believe. But I LOVED it there. Farnham Park is especially beautiful!
Thankyou Chas! Always happy to see you hereGreat to see you back. Glad you've been catching the sun and having fun!
Kayaking looks lot of fun, did you see the guy (ed pratt) who kayaked down the thames, from the source to the sea? There's a fun youtube series about it, you might like it
. Iāll have to check out his kayaking vlogs; they sound right up my alley!! I enjoy a good adventure vlog, the last I watched on YouTube was Russel āhardest geezersā vlogs which capture his journey running the entire length of Africa. That was really fucking cool! (Raised over 1mil for his charity as well)
Its a fascinating journey, quite wholesome as well, with all the support he gets along the way. Definitely a good watch. I imagine he's the only person to ever try it (for good reason lol)Thankyou Chas! Always happy to see you here
I first came across Ed Pratt when he was unicycling around the world, I was a teen and still in school at the time
Interestingly, Iād actually planned to enter the Scottish Nature Writing Competition this year and the theme was āFrom Source to Sea.ā I never quite landed on an idea I felt was strong enough to pursue, but Ed Pratts journey wouldāve been a perfect fit.
Welcome back! That was super yummy! I had a rushed double wave O with lots of cum this afternoon. Wish i had that vid.View attachment 2553922
Iām back.
Life happened. The kind of life that doesnāt look impressive in a bullet pointed list or a well thought out paragraph. Itās been the usual mess of responsibilities, summer fetes Iāve helped set up, late nights, sunburn, far too much over-thinking, Facebook arguments with racist Karenās, and not enough writing. But Iāve missed this place. Missed the filth. Missed the fun. Missed YOU guys.
A Karen decided to show her whole ass in a post about immigration, well it wasnāt about immigration it was about her 2 year old daughters (donāt get me started on two year olds having iPads), missing iPad, and she referenced a hotel housing āillegals.ā I donāt usually bite, but the way she lumped human beings into a single, dehumanising label, really freaking hit a nerve. People are not punchlines or problems to be filed away under one-word slurs. Immigration is complex and for one she kept referencing rapists and drugs. Both white British men and other races all over the freaking continent are capable of those awful crimes! You realise that when youāre capable of looking outside your own overly polished life. Ugh. You get it. Rant over. (For now.)
Then, kayaking: 13 miles last weekend in 30-degree heat. But surprisingly on the water and in the semi shade the heat doesnāt feel like itās too much? Especially when youāre in a little top and no bra, sunglasses on, purposefully going past groups of people slowly so they can take in the site on the boat. Me, joint in hand, dire straights playing from my speaker and my nipple piercings out on full display as I slowly glide down the canal
Last weekends kayak trip (not including nipples, sorry)
Iāve also been working on some writingā¦ well Iām always writing, constantly jotting ideas down and never settling on one piece at a time. But, I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could write something erotic but set in the Victorian eraā¦, I know how it sounds, probably boring, but let me set the sceneā¦ One of the scenes takes place in a greenhouse behind the Blackwood manor house: a woman (a lady) is bound to the gardenerās workbench, wrists raw from rope, thighs welting under a riding crop, and a garden rake being used as aā¦..sheās only wearing a corset and the workbench under her is SOAKED. Iāll leave that there.
Off the page and out of my laptop screen, Iāve been cooking like someoneās attempting to try to wife me. Which theyāre not because quite frankly I wouldnāt let them.
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Mmm, now to masturbate I think, and if youāre planning on doing the same it might add to your fun if you click me below.
me
Well youāre a sexy beast.View attachment 2553922
Iām back.
Life happened. The kind of life that doesnāt look impressive in a bullet pointed list or a well thought out paragraph. Itās been the usual mess of responsibilities, summer fetes Iāve helped set up, late nights, sunburn, far too much over-thinking, Facebook arguments with racist Karenās, and not enough writing. But Iāve missed this place. Missed the filth. Missed the fun. Missed YOU guys.
A Karen decided to show her whole ass in a post about immigration, well it wasnāt about immigration it was about her 2 year old daughters (donāt get me started on two year olds having iPads), missing iPad, and she referenced a hotel housing āillegals.ā I donāt usually bite, but the way she lumped human beings into a single, dehumanising label, really freaking hit a nerve. People are not punchlines or problems to be filed away under one-word slurs. Immigration is complex and for one she kept referencing rapists and drugs. Both white British men and other races all over the freaking continent are capable of those awful crimes! You realise that when youāre capable of looking outside your own overly polished life. Ugh. You get it. Rant over. (For now.)
Then, kayaking: 13 miles last weekend in 30-degree heat. But surprisingly on the water and in the semi shade the heat doesnāt feel like itās too much? Especially when youāre in a little top and no bra, sunglasses on, purposefully going past groups of people slowly so they can take in the site on the boat. Me, joint in hand, dire straights playing from my speaker and my nipple piercings out on full display as I slowly glide down the canal
Last weekends kayak trip (not including nipples, sorry)
Iāve also been working on some writingā¦ well Iām always writing, constantly jotting ideas down and never settling on one piece at a time. But, I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could write something erotic but set in the Victorian eraā¦, I know how it sounds, probably boring, but let me set the sceneā¦ One of the scenes takes place in a greenhouse behind the Blackwood manor house: a woman (a lady) is bound to the gardenerās workbench, wrists raw from rope, thighs welting under a riding crop, and a garden rake being used as aā¦..sheās only wearing a corset and the workbench under her is SOAKED. Iāll leave that there.
Off the page and out of my laptop screen, Iāve been cooking like someoneās attempting to try to wife me. Which theyāre not because quite frankly I wouldnāt let them.
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Mmm, now to masturbate I think, and if youāre planning on doing the same it might add to your fun if you click me below.
me
Wow, missed you a lot. Hope we have some time to talk soon. Hope you're doing better, and that you continue to.View attachment 2553922
Iām back.
Life happened. The kind of life that doesnāt look impressive in a bullet pointed list or a well thought out paragraph. Itās been the usual mess of responsibilities, summer fetes Iāve helped set up, late nights, sunburn, far too much over-thinking, Facebook arguments with racist Karenās, and not enough writing. But Iāve missed this place. Missed the filth. Missed the fun. Missed YOU guys.
A Karen decided to show her whole ass in a post about immigration, well it wasnāt about immigration it was about her 2 year old daughters (donāt get me started on two year olds having iPads), missing iPad, and she referenced a hotel housing āillegals.ā I donāt usually bite, but the way she lumped human beings into a single, dehumanising label, really freaking hit a nerve. People are not punchlines or problems to be filed away under one-word slurs. Immigration is complex and for one she kept referencing rapists and drugs. Both white British men and other races all over the freaking continent are capable of those awful crimes! You realise that when youāre capable of looking outside your own overly polished life. Ugh. You get it. Rant over. (For now.)
Then, kayaking: 13 miles last weekend in 30-degree heat. But surprisingly on the water and in the semi shade the heat doesnāt feel like itās too much? Especially when youāre in a little top and no bra, sunglasses on, purposefully going past groups of people slowly so they can take in the site on the boat. Me, joint in hand, dire straights playing from my speaker and my nipple piercings out on full display as I slowly glide down the canal
Last weekends kayak trip (not including nipples, sorry)
Iāve also been working on some writingā¦ well Iām always writing, constantly jotting ideas down and never settling on one piece at a time. But, I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could write something erotic but set in the Victorian eraā¦, I know how it sounds, probably boring, but let me set the sceneā¦ One of the scenes takes place in a greenhouse behind the Blackwood manor house: a woman (a lady) is bound to the gardenerās workbench, wrists raw from rope, thighs welting under a riding crop, and a garden rake being used as aā¦..sheās only wearing a corset and the workbench under her is SOAKED. Iāll leave that there.
Off the page and out of my laptop screen, Iāve been cooking like someoneās attempting to try to wife me. Which theyāre not because quite frankly I wouldnāt let them.
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Mmm, now to masturbate I think, and if youāre planning on doing the same it might add to your fun if you click me below.
me
Good morning everyoneee
oh and if you have any spare minutes left, cum here and entertain me? 
I got first place for a flower decoration contest and a 3rd place at the āminiaturesā contest too! So proud of myself for that 
What an incredible picture. What a view...!Good morning everyoneee
I hope everyoneās weekends have been full of joy and happiness and positives! Take today ( if you have a chance ) to chill, make good food, take time for yourself to have some fun
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Thankyou so much for all your messages over the weekend! This girl is finally less busy today, had another summer fete yesterday, and was in of a charge of tea and cake tent.
It rained on and off, as British summer insists on doing, but it genuinely makes me laugh how committed we are as a nation. The heavens could open, thunder rumbling over the hook a duck, the antiques cars, the Punch and Judge stands, the jam pots, and still, there weād be, stoically devouring scones and sipping tea
In more cultured news, I just finished re-reading The Picture of Dorian Gray, and Iām still not over it. I had read the book at the beginning of the year but I got through it really slowly, most of it didnāt quite sink in the way I knew it would reading it a second time around! What struck me this time is how itās not really just a story about vanity or sin, but about the psychological cost of separating our public selves from the private truths we hope no one sees. Dorian doesnāt just sell his soul for eternal beauty; he sells it for the illusion that actions donāt have consequences, and the portrait becomes a grotesque mirror to all the ways we lie to ourselves. I think thatās so fucking interesting. Iām giving it a 5* rating!
Off to see the new superman movie todayā¦ (only because thereās nothing else good out yet and I REFUSEEE to watch the new Jurassic World Rebirth because a) the rotten tomato rating + reviews is enough for me to turn it down and b) the franchise is done for now, the original movies were amazing. No need to drag out the story with extra eye candy and OTT CGI scenes.)
Regarding Superman though, I prefer anti heros such as Deadpool, Rocket from guardians and the galaxy, Venom, Loki, every single character from Thunderbolts. I donāt know, thereās just something inherently cringe about Supermanās character? Heās too much of a perfect āBoy Scoutā. I feel these days younger and older viewers probably want a less polished super hero, we want authentic, messy and REAL feeling characters, even if they have a suit or powers
That said, when he is written with depth (like in All-Star Superman or certain Justice League arcs), he could maybe be seen as more moving and profound. (Thatās referencing comics). Mini review overrrrr
And since some of you may not have seen it, on Friday I posted in the FF threadā¦. I wouldnāt want some of you to have not seen it
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You are so beautiful, the shining of your eyes and your smile make the British summer more enjoyable and the UK a better place!Good morning everyoneee
I hope everyoneās weekends have been full of joy and happiness and positives! Take today ( if you have a chance ) to chill, make good food, take time for yourself to have some fun
God dam...you made me hard and hungry!Hey Jaws
Iām SO down. Get that UK flight asap
Question is what dish would you make me to woo me
Found some old baking pics Iāve not shared here yetā¦. In the top left you can see Latvian āpiragiā which is just a soft pastry filled with smoked bacon pieces and onion, (absolutely phenomenal), top right is a spread I made for a family friends 60th birthday, (I hand decorated all those cupcakes and did the toppings etc) thr cake is a Victorian sponge. And then on the bottom left we have my double chocolate brownies and a carrot & walnut cake!
I think I could cook, bake and fuck my way into most peopleās hearts. It just seems most (unfortunately ) are undeserving of that love
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Your beautifulGood morning everyoneee
I hope everyoneās weekends have been full of joy and happiness and positives! Take today ( if you have a chance ) to chill, make good food, take time for yourself to have some fun
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Thankyou so much for all your messages over the weekend! This girl is finally less busy today, had another summer fete yesterday, and was in of a charge of tea and cake tent.
It rained on and off, as British summer insists on doing, but it genuinely makes me laugh how committed we are as a nation. The heavens could open, thunder rumbling over the hook a duck, the antiques cars, the Punch and Judge stands, the jam pots, and still, there weād be, stoically devouring scones and sipping tea
In more cultured news, I just finished re-reading The Picture of Dorian Gray, and Iām still not over it. I had read the book at the beginning of the year but I got through it really slowly, most of it didnāt quite sink in the way I knew it would reading it a second time around! What struck me this time is how itās not really just a story about vanity or sin, but about the psychological cost of separating our public selves from the private truths we hope no one sees. Dorian doesnāt just sell his soul for eternal beauty; he sells it for the illusion that actions donāt have consequences, and the portrait becomes a grotesque mirror to all the ways we lie to ourselves. I think thatās so fucking interesting. Iām giving it a 5* rating!
Off to see the new superman movie todayā¦ (only because thereās nothing else good out yet and I REFUSEEE to watch the new Jurassic World Rebirth because a) the rotten tomato rating + reviews is enough for me to turn it down and b) the franchise is done for now, the original movies were amazing. No need to drag out the story with extra eye candy and OTT CGI scenes.)
Regarding Superman though, I prefer anti heros such as Deadpool, Rocket from guardians and the galaxy, Venom, Loki, every single character from Thunderbolts. I donāt know, thereās just something inherently cringe about Supermanās character? Heās too much of a perfect āBoy Scoutā. I feel these days younger and older viewers probably want a less polished super hero, we want authentic, messy and REAL feeling characters, even if they have a suit or powers
That said, when he is written with depth (like in All-Star Superman or certain Justice League arcs), he could maybe be seen as more moving and profound. (Thatās referencing comics). Mini review overrrrr
And since some of you may not have seen it, on Friday I posted in the FF threadā¦. I wouldnāt want some of you to have not seen it
A present
Congratulations @SpicyBean99 you are so good in creative stuffs, with words, foods and finally your "handwork* was rewarded as well!I got first place for a flower decoration contest and a 3rd place at the āminiaturesā contest too! So proud of myself for that
