Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

The idea of leaving the US for a bit to meet Bean is so tempting, maybe someday. I mean I think Bean would be worth the trip.

I want to run a Lit festival one day… maybe then we can all meet logistics aren’t quite there though

 

[GallantWriter]

I want to run a Lit festival one day… maybe then we can all meet logistics aren’t quite there though

Look I'm a little greedy, this is more about you and I meeting. I really just want one on one time first. I mean I'm honest to a fault, can you blame me? You're amazing!

 

[NoObjection]

I want to run a Lit festival one day… maybe then we can all meet logistics aren’t quite there though

LitFest or LitFeast sounds amazing.
I know it’s possible to rent large mansions or palaces.
I’m sure d so sponsors will be lined up for miles(kilometres).

 

[SpicyBean99]

LitFest or LitFeast sounds amazing.
I know it’s possible to rent large mansions or palaces.
I’m sure d so sponsors will be lined up for miles(kilometres).

HELL yes!

LITFest is the pg event for the authors hangout etc. and LitFeast is for us AMpics lot

Imagine the scenes….

…that could be a story to write about.

 

[GallantWriter]

HELL yes!

LITFest is the pg event for the authors hangout etc. and LitFeast is for us AMpics lot

Imagine the scenes….

…that could be a story to write about.

Well, I'd happily write that story as well as anything else we can come up with.

 

[Switchem15]

Not together but thankyou hehehe.

Mr Switchem is a great person!

And will be a great addition to the thread put it that way….

well the majority of my clothing is black so…. it kinda just ended up like that most of the time! I think this was actually new years? Or even Xmas I can’t remember now!

It was New years and we most definitely bought it in with a bang

I will have her first spicy little challenge ready for you all very soon

 

[Pad_Foot]

I want to run a Lit festival one day… maybe then we can all meet logistics aren’t quite there though

Do one gathering per continent …
One for each timezone to start??
Would a timezone on the half hour count for this?

 

[urbangentleman]

HELL yes!

LITFest is the pg event for the authors hangout etc. and LitFeast is for us AMpics lot

Imagine the scenes….

…that could be a story to write about.

I’d get a professional photographer / videographer who also enjoys this sort of thing to come.

 

[urbangentleman]

Silly confession: Tried a new place near where a buddy moved for trivia. When we got there it was just two “Fratty” dude bartenders. We went out front so my buddies could have cigs and I had a few hits of 420 (forgot i dumped keef in my one guy LOL.) I come in and I swear that If AI commingled Bean and Liv Tyler that was what the 3rd bartender looked like. She lacked curves nearly all together, but I honestly had a few seconds of boy dumb brain.

 

[GallantWriter]

Bleh, been sick all day, but thinking of Bean always makes the day better. Hope you're having a good day Bean!

 

[Michael682]

Stay for this?

Ooh well now watched that more than once.

 

[NoObjection]

HELL yes!

LITFest is the pg event for the authors hangout etc. and LitFeast is for us AMpics lot

Imagine the scenes….

…that could be a story to write about.

The fest is where they write the stories the feast is where the storyline is created.

 

[HotWifeOC]

How sexy this good morning pic is, and what a thread you have going. Coffee would be delivered to you after my tongue explored that sexy body for breakfast and could lead into an all day oral massage for you.

I like coffee

 

[Wld1936]

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Happy Hump Day Boys (And Girls)

Beautiful

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in to see if our intrepid hostess checked in*

 

[Curious4more2020]

I like coffee

Just coffee or coffee after a morning oral alarm session?

 

[HotWifeOC]

How sexy this good morning pic is, and what a thread you have going. Coffee would be delivered to you after my tongue explored that sexy body for breakfast and could lead into an all day oral massage for you.

Just coffee or coffee after a morning oral alarm session?

Definitely.....after

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

Makeup and…

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Hair still to be finished

Wow. All I can say.

 

[RDJ28]

Makeup and…

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Hair still to be finished

Oh my God you just made my weekend, thank you

 

[Switchem15]

MGood Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

I feel as though we have securely confirmed what a good time we are with the endless flirting and innuendo in person….the chemistry is unmatched

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

We are not judgemental people and it allows us create inside jokes and have a good laugh at most opportunities with the most obscure of subject x

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why…I’d be doctor who and yourd be my sidekick…before it went all woke and stuff.

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move? Were not meeting in a bar, I’m picking you up and taking you out x

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it? It take. I consequences as no financial consequences and we would be off jet setting living it up adventuring

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6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them? I’m good when I’m at a nice happy balanced medkum…stable job and purpose, adhd just likes to contradict that x

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention? I feel crude saying it but I don’t think you’d disagree
8) What’s your most controversial opinion? Adults who are obsessed with Disney land and go on their own need to be assessed x

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with? Turning up with fresh trainers and smelling good x

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras…I mean Tom hanks did alight in castaway…so as long as I have a hunting kniife and something to start a fire I’m golden.

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11) Tell me about your favourite memory! Last Christmas
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Picture

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date….i haven’t lied , I just haven’t told the hole truth x.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…well the link is dead but I’m more than happy for tie you to share it again and refresh my memory x

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out …best way to be x

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

Makeup and…

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Hair still to be finished

Second photo with the piercings is delicious.

 

[Michael682]

This first

Or this? It doesn’t matter but click me anyway

Oh and for context purposes you should listen to the voice note…

I remain enamored of your nails , lovely.

 

[devilsanus]

Some JOI’s are awful. Some are too staged, too forced. But if you like taking instructions, maybe you don’t have a partner to mutual play with… maybe you want to practise control, practise edging but have little to no self control when it comes down to self pleasure…. These videos can help! They’re also just fun. And hot.

You may enjoy this


Or this? (I found this one hot AS)

Apparently some of you can’t view PH links in your states and I can only apologise for that. The internet is becoming tighter and tighter…

I've been away for a while ans just catching up. Totally in to JOI, but I agree much of it is too artificial.

Have you ever done something like that? I have a feeling you might be sorta talented, lol.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I’m back.

Life happened. The kind of life that doesn’t look impressive in a bullet pointed list or a well thought out paragraph. It’s been the usual mess of responsibilities, summer fetes I’ve helped set up, late nights, sunburn, far too much over-thinking, Facebook arguments with racist Karen’s, and not enough writing. But I’ve missed this place. Missed the filth. Missed the fun. Missed YOU guys.

A Karen decided to show her whole ass in a post about immigration, well it wasn’t about immigration it was about her 2 year old daughters (don’t get me started on two year olds having iPads), missing iPad, and she referenced a hotel housing “illegals.” I don’t usually bite, but the way she lumped human beings into a single, dehumanising label, really freaking hit a nerve. People are not punchlines or problems to be filed away under one-word slurs. Immigration is complex and for one she kept referencing rapists and drugs. Both white British men and other races all over the freaking continent are capable of those awful crimes! You realise that when you’re capable of looking outside your own overly polished life. Ugh. You get it. Rant over. (For now.)

Then, kayaking: 13 miles last weekend in 30-degree heat. But surprisingly on the water and in the semi shade the heat doesn’t feel like it’s too much? Especially when you’re in a little top and no bra, sunglasses on, purposefully going past groups of people slowly so they can take in the site on the boat. Me, joint in hand, dire straights playing from my speaker and my nipple piercings out on full display as I slowly glide down the canal ahhh I love being a woman. I’m already looking at upgrading to something sturdier, something that can handle rapids and rougher conditions. I’m craving an adrenaline rush… I might book a white water rafting experience and see how I fare….

Last weekends kayak trip (not including nipples, sorry)

I’ve also been working on some writing… well I’m always writing, constantly jotting ideas down and never settling on one piece at a time. But, I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could write something erotic but set in the Victorian era…, I know how it sounds, probably boring, but let me set the scene… One of the scenes takes place in a greenhouse behind the Blackwood manor house: a woman (a lady) is bound to the gardener’s workbench, wrists raw from rope, thighs welting under a riding crop, and a garden rake being used as a…..she’s only wearing a corset and the workbench under her is SOAKED. I’ll leave that there.

Off the page and out of my laptop screen, I’ve been cooking like someone’s attempting to try to wife me. Which they’re not because quite frankly I wouldn’t let them. I made the perfect sides for a bbq, Garlic and herb baby potatoes with lemon and parmesan. Pesto pasta salad with rocket, feta, and cherry tomatoes. Caesar salad with homemade dressing and proper croutons. Domesticity doesn’t bore me, not in the slightest, not when it’s paired with freedom. Just build me a writing shed full of light and stained glass, you know the kind that lets in that beautiful, glittering almost irridedcent light?, and give me space to create…. I’ll feed you like a saint and fuck you like a whore as and when you please.



Mmm, now to masturbate I think, and if you’re planning on doing the same it might add to your fun if you click me below.

me

 

[Cybmorg]

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I’m back.

Life happened. The kind of life that doesn’t look impressive in bullet points or a well thought out paragraph. It’s been the usual mess of responsibilities, summer fetes I’ve helped set up, late nights, sunburn, far too much over thinking, Facebook arguments with racist Karen’s, and not enough writing. But I’ve missed this place. Missed the filth. Missed the fun. Missed YOU guys.

A Karen decided to show her whole ass in a post about immigration, well it wasn’t about immigration it was about her 2 year old daughters (don’t get me started on two year olds having iPads), missing iPad, and she referenced a hotel housing “illegals.” I don’t usually bite, but the way she lumped human beings into a single, dehumanising label, really freaking hit a nerve. People are not punchlines or problems to be filed away under one-word slurs. Immigration is complex and for one she kept referencing rapists and drugs. Both white British men and other races all over the freaking continent are capable of those awful crimes! You realise that when you’re capable of looking outside your own overly polished life. Ugh. You get it. Rant over. (For now.)

Then, kayaking: 13 miles last weekend in 30-degree heat. But surprisingly on the water and in the semi shade the heat doesn’t feel like it’s too much? Especially when you’re in a little top and no bra, sunglasses on, purposefully going past groups of people slowly so they can take in the site on the boat. Me, joint in hand, dire straights playing from my speaker and my nipple piercings out on full display as I slowly glide down the canal ahhh I love being a woman. I’m already looking at upgrading to something sturdier, something that can handle rapids and rougher conditions. I’m craving an adrenaline rush… I might book a white water rafting experience and see how I fare….

Last weekends kayak trip (not including nipples, sorry)

I’ve also been working on some writing… well I’m always writing, constantly jotting ideas down and never settling on one piece at a time. But, I wanted to challenge myself and see if I could write something erotic but set in the Victorian era…, I know how it sounds, probably boring, but let me set the scene… One of the scenes takes place in a greenhouse behind the Blackwood manor house: a woman (a lady) is bound to the gardener’s workbench, wrists raw from rope, thighs welting under a riding crop, and a garden rake being used as a…..she’s only wearing a corset and the workbench under her is SOAKED. I’ll leave that there.

Off the page and out of my laptop screen, I’ve been cooking like someone’s trying to wife me. Which they’re not. I made the perfect sides for a bbq, Garlic and herb baby potatoes with lemon and parmesan. Pesto pasta salad with rocket, feta, and cherry tomatoes. Caesar salad with homemade dressing and proper croutons. Domesticity doesn’t bore me, not in the slightest, not when it’s paired with freedom. Just build me a writing shed full of light and stained glass, you know the kind that lets in that beautiful, glittering almost irridedcent light?, and give me space to create…. I’ll feed you like a saint and fuck you like a whore as and when you please.

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Mmm, now to masturbate I think, and if you’re planning on doing the same it might add to your fun if you click me below.

me

Back with a bang