Like Me, Have You Ever

No, but almost.

LMHYE felt someone having sex or masturbating in the other bed in a bunk bed?
Yes, in military temporary barracks in the Philippines. One of my roommates brought a bargirl back to the room. Oddly it was a lady I had been eying too. Someone must have seen them enter the building and reported them, shore patrol showed up a short time later.

LMHYE received a blowjob while sitting at a table in a crowded bar?
 
Yes, in military temporary barracks in the Philippines. One of my roommates brought a bargirl back to the room. Oddly it was a lady I had been eying too. Someone must have seen them enter the building and reported them, shore patrol showed up a short time later.

LMHYE received a blowjob while sitting at a table in a crowded bar?
No, but I girl gave me a handjob through my pants. I came.

LMHYE received a handjob or blowjob while in a crowded parking lot?
 
There were no picnic benches near by... Plus those are always old and just rough wood, I hope you didn't get splinters 😩

LMHYE wanted to pretend to be elves making out in a forest 🤭
Interseting but no.

LMHYE imagined yourself the only naked one in a group?
 
There were no picnic benches near by... Plus those are always old and just rough wood, I hope you didn't get splinters 😩

LMHYE wanted to pretend to be elves making out in a forest 🤭
Actually. Yes. Dryad and Elf. Actually.
Interseting but no.

LMHYE imagined yourself the only naked one in a group?
No … but maybe guilty of the other way around.

LMHYE regretted not making a move?
 
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