SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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Why do I have the feeling that you would have a perfectly intelligent and rational answer for even the most ridiculous question I could think of?
Don't worry, BF. I already stumped her with that last question!Oh, lawd, he's gonna think it's a challenge to come up with more ridiculous questions.
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Nice to find a balance between optimism and managing expectations.My heart is pretty open. I’m a go getter..but you’re right..it hurts a little less!
So you don’t get distracted at work.
Because it appears as a bright spot of light on either side of the sun, often resembling a "dog" accompanying the sun, with the name likely originating from a Greek myth where Zeus was thought to walk his dogs across the sky, creating these "false suns" as companions to the real sun.
Also JFGIi am fond of the acronym GTS...(google that shit)![]()
You hit the nail on the head about expectations to protect yourself. I feel like I’m right there!Nice to find a balance between optimism and managing expectations.
When someone does something nice for you, think that is soooo nice and I would like that to happen again, but do not allow yourself to have any expectations in order to protect yourself. Of course there's always exceptions to different situations.
the short answer...there is and could be quite lucrative...if you haven't noticed, men are stupid and horny men are REALLY stupid![]()
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But then do you finally find true love with a cowboy who is just working hard to save his family's Christmas-themed dude ranch?Just don’t play Hallmark drinking games … that’s how you end up waking up in Wyoming on a donkey farm with no recollection of how you got there or what happened to your bra.
It's more about the single dad, want to be arborist, who loves to read and long walks along the shore... For me....But then do you finally find true love with a cowboy who is just working hard to save his family's Christmas-themed dude ranch?
Wait what? Vibration modes? That’s the toy I use all the time and i thought it was just the one thing with like 10 intensity levelsRight? The Satisfyer Pro 2 does suction and a crazy selection of vibration modes!!! I’d buy stock in who invented them!!!
I was far too cheerful in the first half of the week on nights, now I'm all tired, cranky and horny (what a dream combination)
You can't have snacks while you work?I think pickling while in work might be against the rules![]()
Hmm now you've put the idea in my headYou can't have snacks while you work?
Are you coming for pickles too? I have many varieties!!!
I'd fucking love tooAre you coming for pickles too? I have many varieties!!!
some sweet gherkins sound delicious right nowAre you coming for pickles too? I have many varieties!!!
Mmm. With cream cheese and salamisome sweet gherkins sound delicious right now![]()
smh...Mmm. With cream cheese and salami