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It's just after 2200 PSD here in the chilly PNW. Not as cold as some of you, however. I'm headed off to my bed soon. The girl is snoring away on the couch! I have to get up yet ANOTHER day at an ungodly hour (0900). I'll be glad when this project is done! I can see light at the end of the tunnel! Or... is that the train??? 😱😱🤣

Rest easy, those of you who are supposed to be sleeping. Have a fabulous day, those of you who are just getting started. It's finally FRI-YAY! 🤣😍✨️💞😘

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BlackSatinKnight said:
Good morning everyone.

Day 3 of this crap. The people leading this conference aren’t open to new ideas, even though all I keep hearing is “be an element for change”. It’s death by PowerPoint. The ironic part is they are streaming this and I could be back home getting the same result while still being able to get work done. At least I take my thermos of coffee with me to keep me awake.

Y’all have a great day.
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The amount of meetings I have attended that should have been emails...
 
Wonderer67 said:
I’m love/hate w retirement.

I would love nothing more than to have my days to myself,. But I also like the structure and routine that my work life gives me.
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Retirement gives you the freedom to create your own, personalised routine. Or, as I prefer, wake up each morning and decide what to do based on how the day is shaping up.
 
Wonderer67 said:
Welcome to the café.

We do things a bit differently here than most of the rest of Lit. But here’s how we roll.

1. If ya wanna talk about your jacking off habits there are probably other threads that are better fits for you.
2. We’re not too sexual here. Think of it as a bunch of old folks at a bar or at a coffee joint. We also don’t hit on the women here. There’s about 673832 other threads for that.
3. No politics, religion or drama.

Everyone is welcome but we are protective of the vibe we have here. This applies to all who visit this thread.

If this feels like a good match, welcome... if not you may have better luck on another thread.
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You have no idea just how impressed/amazed I am that you actually counted them!! :LOL:
 
The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.

Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.

A book fell on my head the other day but I only have my shelf to blame.

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.

I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.

Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey! We don’t want your type in here!’

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.
 
Noor said:
People don’t seem to realize that hands can be very distinctive looking, much more than some other body parts.
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Can be is the operative word. Getting old is what I see when I look at mine!
RainyWetDayGuy said:
Is motion an essential constituent of rushing? I am sure I have still felt in a rush when trapped in a jam.
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I spent a few years driving taxi in NYC. The meter kept running even when not moving. The next best thing was there were great conversations on ocasion.
 
Noor said:
We were supposed to originally get no snow today and then maybe 45 mins of snow, but it’s now been snowing for 11hrs!
The streets were warmer at first so they and the side walks are ice skating rinks! We are in some advisory now.
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I pulled out of my parking space and managed to slid down a slight hill, maybe 50 yards or so, having no control and didn't hit anyone. Ice is the worst!
 
nipplecaresser said:
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

If attacked by a mob of circus performers, go for the juggler.

The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them.

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

Well, to be Frank with you, I’d have to change my name.

My friend was explaining electricity to me, but I was like, ‘Watt?’

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
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To be Frank with you I would not need to change my name, frankly speaking.
 
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