Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, if I only had a dollar for every time I saw "My neighbor’s dad’s cousin told him and he’s like a lawyer or something" sited in the Supreme Court ruling...

You'd be broke?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, if I only had a dollar for every time I saw "My neighbor’s dad’s cousin told him and he’s like a lawyer or something" sited in the Supreme Court ruling...

I'm really hoping this turns into a lively round of My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm really hoping this turns into a lively round of My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad

Oh, hell, go kick my dad's ass. I hate that fucker. Video it for me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You'd be broke?

Well...yes. But hope springs eternal.

 

[MedicalMuse]

@hotwords229_A i need a distraction. More questions?

 

[hotoldrguy]

here is a distraction
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[MischiefMakerAlways]

@hotwords229_A i need a distraction. More questions?

What's up, buttercup?

 

[MedicalMuse]

What's up, buttercup?

I’m cold. Work is too worky.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Play balls.

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We can all agree that women’s volleyball is like watching porn, those tight bodies in even tighter, barely there clothes, but . . .

What men’s sport do you find the sexiest?
What body parts are you most focused on while watching your preferred sport?
Have you ever gotten aroused watching men play sports?
Do you prefer more solo sports or do you like to see a group of male bodies all sweaty and rubbing up against one another?
Do you fantasize about the men’s shower after the game? Share your fantasy—

Come on @MedicalMuse let’s hear for the boys!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m cold. Work is too worky.

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/a-christmas-carol-bob-cratchit-science-source.jpg

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m cold. Work is too worky.

It's late on a Friday, there should only be shenanigans, not work!

I like the cold, but I understand I'm in the minority.

Do some calisthenics, that will warm ya up.

If you submit a video of such, it may warm up others.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Play balls.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f706bc59a865670ac80a37e95509b45/tumblr_pqg3fhzMZu1vffptdo1_400.gif

We can all agree that women’s volleyball is like watching porn, those tight bodies in even tighter, barely there clothes, but . . .

What men’s sport do you find the sexiest?

Hockey. Rugby.

What body parts are you most focused on while watching your preferred sport?

Thighs

Have you ever gotten aroused watching men play sports?

Yes.

Do you prefer more solo sports or do you like to see a group of male bodies all sweaty and rubbing up against one another?

Um.

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Do you fantasize about the men’s shower after the game? Share your fantasy—

I can’t say I have, however that has now changed…

Come on @MedicalMuse let’s hear for the boys!

I like boys

 

[Cogan]

I can’t say I have, however that has now changed…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Play balls.

We can all agree that women’s volleyball is like watching porn, those tight bodies in even tighter, barely there clothes, but . . .

What men’s sport do you find the sexiest?

Wrestling

What body parts are you most focused on while watching your preferred sport?

Bulges and faces.

Have you ever gotten aroused watching men play sports?

Nope

Do you prefer more solo sports or do you like to see a group of male bodies all sweaty and rubbing up against one another?

Meh.

Do you fantasize about the men’s shower after the game? Share your fantasy—

Nope

Come on @MedicalMuse let’s hear for the boys!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wrestling

Oh yes. Except I just see my sons. I went for sports they didn’t play. However, my very favorite sport to watch on sheer athleticism: college wrestling.

Bulges and faces.


Nope


Meh.


Nope

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can’t say I have, however that has now changed…

And that right there is the entire purpose of this thread.

Nope

What?!

I went for sports they didn’t play.

Sometimes reality gets in the way of fantasy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e816dd6281748a960d667174c49f45ff/669a1451934ded06-9d/s400x600/d5e082e92b9e4f64a604a0be35bb6a72f295fa81.gif
Wrestling seems like the answer, for obvious reasons, but there are a lot of wrestling moms out there that must have conflicting feelings about it.

Kind of like how we, guys, all wanted to bang the cheerleaders at the football games, but now it’s like—they should be wearing burkas!

Unless, of course, they are NFL cheerleaders. They should be nude.

 

[MedicalMuse]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e816dd6281748a960d667174c49f45ff/669a1451934ded06-9d/s400x600/d5e082e92b9e4f64a604a0be35bb6a72f295fa81.gif
Wrestling seems like the answer, for obvious reasons, but there are a lot of wrestling moms out there that must have conflicting feelings about it.

Kind of like how we, guys, all wanted to bang the cheerleaders at the football games, but now it’s like—they should be wearing burkas!

Unless, of course, they are NFL cheerleaders. They should be nude.

It’s very conflicting.

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[Neanderthal247]

It’s very conflicting.

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I used to wrestle, not organized, was more of a hardcore wrestling type. Had no idea ladies found it sexy, just thought we looked like meatheads.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I used to wrestle, not organized, was more of a hardcore wrestling type. Had no idea ladies found it sexy, just thought we looked like meatheads.

Nope. It’s hot. It also tells a lot about your character.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Nope. It’s hot. It also tells a lot about your character.

I do not know what you mean, but I am sure it's something pleasant.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I do not know what you mean, but I am sure it's something pleasant.

If you turn into an asshole when you lose or win, that says a lot about you. Are you a shitty sportsman? Are you a good team mate? Do you work hard?

I know I know, wrestling moms

 

[Neanderthal247]

If you turn into an asshole when you lose or win, that says a lot about you. Are you a shitty sportsman? Are you a good team mate? Do you work hard?

I know I know, wrestling moms

We make jokes, but we give each other credit and stay friends after. Of course that was teen to early 20's version of me. I am very competitive, but respect the art of combat in all forms, not just wrestling. I used to love combat.

 

[ShaneoD]

wrestling moms

I'll have to look out for this movie

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'll have to look out for this movie

Snu snu? Again?