Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

You haven’t downloaded the Boober© App yet? A small subsidiary of Cockapult Global Solutions.

During the Pandemic lockdowns, one of our strip clubs started a stripper food delivery service called Boober Eats.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You're picking us up for rides now?

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[UnquietDreams]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not pimping for votes, it's called campaigning, which more a form of dignified whoring than truly pimping!

It’s pimping when you suggest someone besides yourself. Just saying.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

I was gonna post the exact same thing. Which is mildly concerning.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

NGL … I listened to Christmas music this morning

The only reason I haven’t started is there’s not enough good Christmas music. Gotta ration this out. But if there were I’d be starting now. I like being jolly!

 

[BrendaBear]

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Wait... is that also a Jeep?
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[BrendaBear]

The only reason I haven’t started is there’s not enough good Christmas music. Gotta ration this out. But if there were I’d be starting now. I like being jolly!

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[__Nathan1968]

During the Pandemic lockdowns, one of our strip clubs started a stripper food delivery service called Boober Eats.

I’d have gone with GrubJugs©.

Follow me for more brilliant marketing advice.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The only reason I haven’t started is there’s not enough good Christmas music. Gotta ration this out. But if there were I’d be starting now. I like being jolly!

I just wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Rogering does make me jolly too.

 

[BrendaBear]

I just wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

Yeah I used to too. But Christmas aesthetics are better and fuck the pilgrims.

Though this is making me rethink everything

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[UnquietDreams]

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I'm just a basic bastard, what can I say?

 

[SWR101]

The only reason I haven’t started is there’s not enough good Christmas music. Gotta ration this out. But if there were I’d be starting now. I like being jolly!

You are correct, because there is no good Christmas music, ergo it should never be played

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

I feel like the spirit of Christmas gets lost in the Black Friday nonsense. Listening to Christmas music now is more pure and more about the joy than the capitalism. Do what makes your big, weird heart happy though!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are correct, because there is no good Christmas music, ergo it should never be played

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[BrendaBear]

I'm just a basic bastard, what can I say?

No Dreamy, I don't think so. Not at all... I think you are pretty amazing, I just don't have good sense at not making a dumb joke when one occurs to me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah I used to too. But Christmas aesthetics are better and fuck the pilgrims.

Though this is making me rethink everything

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I am not going to argue cultural iconography. I trace Thanksgiving back to Lincoln, who, in one of the darkest periods in our country, asked people to set aside a day to be thankful for what they have. I can adore that concept.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like the spirit of Christmas gets lost in the Black Friday nonsense. Listening to Christmas music now is more pure and more about the joy than the capitalism. Do what makes your big, weird heart happy though!

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[UnquietDreams]

No Dreamy, I don't think so. Not at all... I think you are pretty amazing, I just don't have good sense at not making a dumb joke when one occurs to me.

Oh, I didn't take that as an insult. I can be very much a basic bastard, and I am okay with that. I am a romantic at heart, and I take joy in not only the mystery but also the magic of tiny, everyday miracles. Nothing is trivial.

 

[MindYaBitness]

NGL … I listened to Christmas music this morning

I put my Christmas bedding on last night. I freaking love it!!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yeah I used to too. But Christmas aesthetics are better and fuck the pilgrims.

Indeed!

Though this is making me rethink everything

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Oh nooo. I can see that it’s moderately clever of them to fill the voids left behind by Spirit Halloween, but I still kinda hate it. Also, one of the best things about visiting small towns in the winter months is that they inevitably have a little shop full of beautiful and unique handcrafted ornaments that big box stores could never!

 

[SWR101]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Indeed!

Oh nooo. I can see that it’s moderately clever of them to fill the voids left behind by Spirit Halloween, but I still kinda hate it. Also, one of the best things about visiting small towns in the winter months is that they inevitably have a little shop full of handcrafted ornaments that big box stores could never!

There’s something thematically correct about spirit Halloween stores infesting the rotting corpses of consumer capitalism.

Doing it for Christmas isn’t really wrong, given how commercial the holiday has become, but it doesn’t feel as appropriate to me.

There are SO many holiday craft fairs up here!