SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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Hey all. Just here for an order of Imp and a beer.
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I've had alexa go off on those commercials that accidentally do Alexa put this in my cart or something along those lines.Thanks because I didn't get that
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Actually that was pretty clever.It was a really bad joke. Swing and a miss for sure![]()
Hey, Fap! How are you? I feel like shrimp!Hey all. Just here for an order of Imp and a beer.
I'm a little crabby myself.Hey, Fap! How are you? I feel like shrimp!
Still about 5", but I'm working on it.What are you up to this evening?
I vote naughtyI’m being lazy, podcast, a bit of scrolling and bit of chatting on here, debating whether to go be a bit naughty lol or just relax
I’m being lazy, podcast, a bit of scrolling and bit of chatting on here, debating whether to go be a bit naughty lol or just relax
Second.I vote naughty![]()
I third that vote on naughtyI vote naughty![]()
If it helps, i just showered and washed my hair, was getting clean and maybe was naughty at the same time.Giving into bad urges and peer pressure? I’m gonna crack![]()
How about I relax and you do the naughty stuff?I’m being lazy, podcast, a bit of scrolling and bit of chatting on here, debating whether to go be a bit naughty lol or just relax
That thought might just be helpful or unhelpful, but… yeah, definitely have my mind wandering nowIf it helps, i just showered and washed my hair, was getting clean and maybe was naughty at the same time.
Yeah, im not helpful, not one bit.
I respectfully disagree.If it helps, i just showered and washed my hair, was getting clean and maybe was naughty at the same time.
Yeah, im not helpful, not one bit.
"Yes!"Giving into bad urges and peer pressure? I’m gonna crack![]()
View attachment 2429440Giving into bad urges and peer pressure? I’m gonna crack![]()
Lmao was contemplating whether I had the courage to dm someone I’ve been wanting to, then you send Pinhead?
Go ahead, make their day!Lmao was contemplating whether I had the courage to dm someone I’ve been wanting to, then you send Pinhead?
Okay, the naughty thoughts have waned![]()
I second this!Go ahead, make their day!
Sorry, Babe! I definitely think you should cowgirl-up and DM me. I mean, them. Whoever.Lmao was contemplating whether I had the courage to dm someone I’ve been wanting to, then you send Pinhead?
Okay, the naughty thoughts have waned![]()
Go ahead, make their day!
As long as I can call you bad influences if it backfiresI second this!