Cock Talk

[tnhardon]

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
Probably, would definitely be willing to try one if cost and people finding out wasn’t on the table.

Would you hire a sex worker?
Probably not. As much as I’d like to have sex with someone who isn’t my wife, “sex worker” gives me weird vibes.

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
If all consequences are off the table, sure!

Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Probably not. Not knowing who is on the other side is too weird for me.

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Don’t know if I’ve posted one online but have definitely sent one out more times than I can count. Definitely enjoy showing off anonymously.

Do a nude scene in a movie?
Probably not.

Try same-sex sex?
No. Could potentially get into like hand job or even oral but not interest in fucking or being fucked by another guy.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
Can’t remember if I’ve tried this or not. We did have a jacuzzi tub growing up and stuck my cock into the jets which caused quite the sensation.

Take part in an orgy?
Would depend on who it was and the ground rules, but definitely wouldn’t outright say no.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

Eh, way too expensive. I looked at the price and it was "look, just get a girlfriend." (But in theory yes. Could I keep it?)

Would you hire a sex worker?

No need but I'm not against it.

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

If I had to ask? Probably not.

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

Fuck no. I gotta see whats happening down there.

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

Been there, done that.

Do a nude scene in a movie?

Been there done that. Just kidding. But yes.

Try same-sex sex?

If we vibe? Let's get down. Hearts, not parts, baby.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

No. No vacuum is that good. Not even a Dyson.

Take part in an orgy?

Possibly.

What did I miss?

Pretty good list as is.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Eh, way too expensive. I looked at the price and it was "look, just get a girlfriend." (But in theory yes. Could I keep it?)

No need but I'm not against it.

If I had to ask? Probably not.

Fuck no. I gotta see whats happening down there.

Been there, done that.

Been there done that. Just kidding. But yes.

If we vibe? Let's get down. Hearts, not parts, baby.

No. No vacuum is that good. Not even a Dyson.

Possibly.

Pretty good list as is.

We can plan the orgy together

 

[hotoldrguy]

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
noppers
Would you hire a sex worker?
I like to please as much as being pleased so I would have no interest
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
I would not
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
not my kind of thing
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
been there done that
Do a nude scene in a movie?
sure
Try same-sex sex?
maybe in the right situation
Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
I am NOT Lord Pmann
Take part in an orgy?
sure

 

[Qky75]

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
What am I made of money?!?

Would you hire a sex worker?
Its not as fun as it would seem

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
Maybe?!?

Would you go to a Glory Hole?
nope!

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
been there done that

Do a nude scene in a movie?
Probably not. That's a lot of pressure.

Try same-sex sex?
Did it. Meh. Not my thing.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()
Ummm we won't discuss my youth.

Take part in an orgy?
Maybe.

 

[SixShooter14]

Take Her From Behind Barbie

If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

Probably not...seems wierd.

Would you hire a sex worker?

Nah

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

I wouldn't ask, but if one thing led to the other, I'd go with it

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

No

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

Maybe, If the right person requested it, but more likely I'd just send it privately

Do a nude scene in a movie?

Umm, nobody wants to see that

Try same-sex sex?

No

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

Not unless it's very low powered and someone was paying me a lot of money

Take part in an orgy?

Meh, no real desire to, but with the right group, maybe.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Probably not...seems wierd.

Nah

I wouldn't ask, but if one thing led to the other, I'd go with it

No

Maybe, If the right person requested it, but more likely I'd just send it privately

Umm, nobody wants to see that

No

Not unless it's very low powered and someone was paying me a lot of money

Meh, no real desire to, but with the right group, maybe.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do male boxers wear cups? You aren’t typically dick punching in a match.

Yes, there is, heh. Boxed when I was a kid. More knees, but yes, low blows are a thing

Both male and female boxers are required to wear groin guards by the various governing bodies.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Eh, way too expensive. I looked at the price and it was "look, just get a girlfriend."

Have you priced one of them new-fangled girlfriends?
They ain’t cheap!

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you priced one of them new-fangled girlfriends?
They ain’t cheap!

I have said this before and I'll say it again.

I consider myself a luxury item.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

We can plan the orgy together

Are we RSVP-ing here, or....?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Are we RSVP-ing here, or....?

by all means.
Head counts are important in these situations

 

[JKL123]

by all means.
Head counts are important in these situations

Head ????? Count me in!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

by all means.
Head counts are important in these situations

both my heads are in

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Have you priced one of them new-fangled girlfriends?
They ain’t cheap!

Are they cheaper than 4 grand? Cuz that's what we're looking at. Some girlfriend's ain't cheap though, that's true. One GF I had cost me a bed frame. Not quite 4 grand but still!

I have said this before and I'll say it again.

I consider myself a luxury item.

Oh honey, *I* consider you a luxury item.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

by all means.
Head counts are important in these situations

Like how many people I give head? I'm gonna turn into the count by the end of the night. "Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-three..."

 

[Lmizzler]

Take Her From Behind Barbie

If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?

Oh why not. Gotta give it a try at least once. It can't be any worse than anything else I tried to masturbate with as a teenager. (I'm looking at you toilet paper roll.)

Would you hire a sex worker?

uhhh, no! Too afraid it would be a sting and that's not the kind of role play I'm into.

Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?

Also No. I wouldn't ask, but if it were offered....

Would you go to a Glory Hole?

This is a huge Nope for me. I want to see who is doing this glorious act on my manhood.

Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?

I'm sure I could be persuaded. Or have been persuaded.

Do a nude scene in a movie?

No one in their right mind is going to cast me for that part. Unless it's a home movie

Try same-sex sex?

No thanks. Not my kink.

Stick your dick in a vacuum? ()

No thanks. Not my kink.

Take part in an orgy?

Maybe but the scenario would have to be juuuuust right.

What did I miss?

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh honey, *I* consider you a luxury item.

You get me, Boo.

 

[hotwords229_A]

One GF I had cost me a bed frame.

She sounds like a keeper!

Too afraid it would be a sting and that's not the kind of role play I'm into.

Apparently if you bring a camera and tape it, you can say you are making porn and that is totally legal because you are paying her as an actress.

How do I know this? I don’t know, but I remember hearing it somewhere and thinking I should keep it in mind, just in case.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh why not. Gotta give it a try at least once. It can't be any worse than anything else I tried to masturbate with as a teenager. (I'm looking at you toilet paper roll.)

uhhh, no! Too afraid it would be a sting and that's not the kind of role play I'm into.

Also No. I wouldn't ask, but if it were offered....

This is a huge Nope for me. I want to see who is doing this glorious act on my manhood.

I'm sure I could be persuaded. Or have been persuaded.

No one in their right mind is going to cast me for that part. Unless it's a home movie

No thanks. Not my kink.

No thanks. Not my kink.

Maybe but the scenario would have to be juuuuust right.

Juuuust right?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

by all means.
Head counts are important in these situations

And I assume ratios.
So put me down as two heads, right?

 

[Apisto42]

And I assume ratios.
So put me down as two heads, right?

Just not as a “bottom”?

 

[UnquietDreams]

She sounds like a keeper!

Apparently if you bring a camera and tape it, you can say you are making porn and that is totally legal because you are paying her as an actress.

How do I know this? I don’t know, but I remember hearing it somewhere and thinking I should keep it in mind, just in case.

That may well be like the whole "if you ask a cop if they are a cop, they have to tell you" thing. (As in "a lie.") I am pretty sure you need a permit to film a movie, even a porn, and contracts that are actually legal and everything.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That may well be like the whole "if you ask a cop if they are a cop, they have to tell you" thing. (As in "a lie.") I am pretty sure you need a permit to film a movie, even a porn, and contracts that are actually legal and everything.

Not-uh. My neighbor’s dad’s cousin told him and he’s like a lawyer or something.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not-uh. My neighbor’s dad’s cousin told him and he’s like a lawyer or something.

Oh, if I only had a dollar for every time I saw "My neighbor’s dad’s cousin told him and he’s like a lawyer or something" sited in the Supreme Court ruling...