🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bow…ner

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also, when you’re laying in bed don’t you put like a peanut or something on the tip and try to flick it into your mouth? More like a catapult than a bow, but same launching concept

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[MindYaBitness]

The title isn’t Wank inspirer of the Year.

A winner is also an influencer, like an athletr inspires the youth, a true wanker inspires others to wank their best as well! I want to be the proverbial lube in your hands wind beneath your wings.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Also, when you’re laying in bed don’t you put like a peanut or something on the tip and try to flick it into your mouth? More like a catapult than a bow, but same launching concept

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[BrendaBear]

Also, when you’re laying in bed don’t you put like a peanut or something on the tip and try to flick it into your mouth? More like a catapult than a bow, but same launching concept

Pics or it didn't happen

Yeah!!!

@deefalttwunnyfor nominated for not providing video or a gif... not even any pics.. Sheesh!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A winner is also an influencer, like an athletr inspires the youth, a true wanker inspires others to wank their best as well! I want to be the proverbial lube in your hands wind beneath your wings.

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[BrendaBear]

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[StillRain]

Definitely a lot of wankers in here.

Don’t vote for me. I don’t want to be associated with this lot of losers. A bunch of titless turnips.

Biggest little pocket pickle of all time.

Massive wanker alert!

 

[Nicefella]

A winner is also an influencer, like an athletr inspires the youth, a true wanker inspires others to wank their best as well! I want to be the proverbial lube in your hands wind beneath your wings.

I don’t care what Monkey says - you ma’am, are a transcendental hero.

 

[Nicefella]

Definitely a lot of wankers in here.

Don’t vote for me. I don’t want to be associated with this lot of losers. A bunch of titless turnips.

I fucking love titless turnips.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Definitely a lot of wankers in here.

Don’t vote for me. I don’t want to be associated with this lot of losers. A bunch of titless turnips.

You love us all my dear… don’t try to deny it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Definitely a lot of wankers in here.

Don’t vote for me. I don’t want to be associated with this lot of losers. A bunch of titless turnips.

I will have you know, sir, that I'm an excellent gardener, and if chose to grow turnips they'd have fantastic tits as well!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[MindYaBitness]

I don’t care what Monkey says - you ma’am, are a transcendental hero.

You are a scholar & a gentleman
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[JackKingOff]

A winner is also an influencer, like an athletr inspires the youth, a true wanker inspires others to wank their best as well! I want to be the proverbial lube in your hands wind beneath your wings.

Please be my influencer!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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But that don’t mean shit don’t stink.

 

[morelikeasong]

Also, when you’re laying in bed don’t you put like a peanut or something on the tip and try to flick it into your mouth? More like a catapult than a bow, but same launching concept

Or into someone’s cleavage. Right @__Nathan1968 ?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Or into someone’s cleavage. Right @__Nathan1968 ?

That was one of my favorite dick tricks!

 

[BrendaBear]

That was one of my favorite dick tricks!

Favorite dick tricks... wasn't that a bit on the David Letterman show?

 

[crazychemgirl]

When does voting start / end?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Or into someone’s cleavage. Right @__Nathan1968 ?

Boobs make the best targets.

Reminder that my attorneys have advised that all references to my patented treat launching technology must properly use the correct trade name Cockapult®.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

When does voting start / end?

For real. @StillRain I can whip up a poll if you like?

 

[crazychemgirl]

For real. @StillRain I can whip up a pole if you like?

FIFY

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For real. @StillRain I can whip up a poll if you like?

I got some pole whip for you.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FIFY

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