Sex in military helicopter

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In The Times today

Two serving soldiers were caught having sex in the cockpit of an Apache attack helicopter, an air safety report has shown.

The individuals, who were believed to have been drunk, were found naked from the waist down by ground crew who approached the helicopter, known as a flying tank, to fit rain covers. The ground crew became suspicious after hearing noises and seeing the rotors swaying up and down.

The two soldiers, who were not authorised to be in the helicopter because they were from a different unit, were in the rear of the two-seater AH-64 gunship that belonged to the 653 Squadron of the Army Air Corps.

A brief air safety report to the Military Aviation Authority said: “It became apparent that the rear cockpit was occupied by two people engaged in sexual intercourse. Both were naked from the waist down — the male in uniform, the female in civilian attire. They were ordered to exit the cockpit and get dressed.

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I suppose if you have nowhere else to get busy, but I can't imagine the floor of a helo being very comfortable.
 
As a guy who served in an army once upon a time? I am not even slightly surprised.

My very first day as a new platoon leader? The first order of business was to bring in a soldier who'd just been kicked out of a different company for having a threesome with his girlfriend and his squad leader's wife. Soldiers do very stupid things, sexually.
 
As a guy who served in an army once upon a time? I am not even slightly surprised.

My very first day as a new platoon leader? The first order of business was to bring in a soldier who'd just been kicked out of a different company for having a threesome with his girlfriend and his squad leader's wife. Soldiers do very stupid things, sexually.
Gotta so something to break up the monotony.
 
I have nothing to add except that I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to fit the phrase 'Sex in a military helicopter' to the tune of 'Love in an Elevator'. It's doesn't scan at all, but I'm not going to stop trying.
 
Well, come on. You leave one of those things sitting around, something's bound to happen.
 
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