Question for Weiner Owners

[Fullygrownbrat]

Seriously.

I’ve been trying to find more male audio creators to listen to and most of them sound like they are trying to yank it off.

What the fuck?

Are men always so damn mean to yourself? Do you never light a candle, have a bath, take your time?

Inquiring minds want to know…how it’s still attached?

 

[pussyhammer2021]

Your wanting to listen to something that doesnt make a lot of noise on its own, so audio clips have to embelish certain aspects, otherwise there would be no audio. Porn has probably influenced the exaggerated grunts and extra noises your hearing bc that has probly become the expectation when making an audio clip. I cant speak for everyone, but as for me, i dont embellish any sounds when im giving it tugs when its just me....when im doin it in front of my wife its a different story

 

[theMasterBaiter]

I should calmly and clinically read one of my BDSM stores? ,o)

 

[TarnishedPenny]

“Weiner Owners”? As in men actually owning and controlling the weiners? That’s so cute! Millenia of observation would suggest it’s the other way round.

That notwithstanding, I’ve often thought that men and women have been adapted by two distinctly different success strategies. (‘Success’ being measured by how many times they pass on their genes successfully.) it’s a lengthy, painful and risky process for women and being highly selective in mate choice would be a good idea (especially pre-pill). Being wooed, with romantic gestures and in lovely surroundings, etc might be some evidence of a man’s commitment to the woman in question.

For males, reproduction is low cost and low risk. They can achieve maximal reproductive success by mating as often as possible, in whatever circumstances they may be in. Needing pleasant, romantic, warm-fuzzy times might not be in their best interest.

Bottom line? Fine dining vs fast food.

To be sure, women enjoy sex and men can be romantic. Yes, bell curves are a thing. And, yes, my ponderings are admittedly a gross oversimplification. All that said, I think it might help to explain some th8ngs we all find curious about the other sex.

 

[SmokingFap]

Seriously.

I’ve been trying to find more male audio creators to listen to and most of them sound like they are trying to yank it off.

What the fuck?

Are men always so damn mean to yourself? Do you never light a candle, have a bath, take your time?

One time, my dad told me the reason he never took baths. He said a friend of his told him that he just couldn't imagine being in the same bathtub with his own asshole.

So no baths for me.

 

[Fullygrownbrat]

I should calmly and clinically read one of my BDSM stores? ,o)

Maybe. I listen when I go to sleep at night. The timbre and rhythm is relaxing.

 

[SmokingFap]

Maybe. I listen when I go to sleep at night. The timbre and rhythm is relaxing.

I don't think I could sleep listening to something arousing. Professional golf commentary puts me to sleep in about 37 seconds, though.

 

[theMasterBaiter]

I don't think I could sleep listening to something arousing. Professional golf commentary puts me to sleep in about 37 seconds, though.

grin. If I was reading it, I'm not sure it would be arousing. ,o)

 

[theMasterBaiter]

Hey now... I just went and listened to one of your audios...
https://www.literotica.com/s/what-my-dom-does-to-me-pt-01
there was a lot of whimpering and gasping and moaning in that. Even a bit of squealing. Maybe the difference is your recordings take a while to ramp up? But I feel like I need to hear one of these male stories to make a fair comparison?

 

[LostHorizon]

Seriously.

I’ve been trying to find more male audio creators to listen to and most of them sound like they are trying to yank it off.

What the fuck?

Are men always so damn mean to yourself? Do you never light a candle, have a bath, take your time?

Inquiring minds want to know…how it’s still attached?

I don’t like listening to men orgasm, probably for this reason. It always sounds like overdone porn to me. Although I have heard plenty of women do the same thing. Soft moans and heavy breathing building up to a nice climax is always the way to go.

That is what I do when I record myself. I stick to my normal routine. I certainly don’t beat on it or yank it off

 

[Fullygrownbrat]

Hey now... I just went and listened to one of your audios...
https://www.literotica.com/s/what-my-dom-does-to-me-pt-01
there was a lot of whimpering and gasping and moaning in that. Even a bit of squealing. Maybe the difference is your recordings take a while to ramp up? But I feel like I need to hear one of these male stories to make a fair comparison?

I never claimed to be against the sound itself. I just want to know why you guys are so damn mean to your own junk? Like slow down a little. Be nice.

 

[LostHorizon]

I never claimed to be against the sound itself. I just want to know why you guys are so damn mean to your own junk? Like slow down a little. Be nice.

Maybe a PSA would help. “Guys don’t be so mean to your junk.”

 

[Vitriolhack]

One time, my dad told me the reason he never took baths. He said a friend of his told him that he just couldn't imagine being in the same bathtub with his own asshole.

So no baths for me.

That’s too funny that’s up there with Napoleon who hated small men because he thought their heads too close to their ass!

Considering he wasn’t a tall guy…ahem!

 

[Fullygrownbrat]

Maybe a PSA would help. “Guys don’t be so mean to your junk.”

Imagine if a woman just walked up and went to town like that. Men would freak the hell out.

 

[LostHorizon]

Imagine if a woman just walked up and went to town like that. Men would freak the hell out.

I blame porn. So many women faking and exaggerating it men feel they have to do that too.

 

[Fullygrownbrat]

I blame porn. So many women faking and exaggerating it men feel they have to do that too.

You are not wrong there.

 

[Peppadance]

Seriously.

I’ve been trying to find more male audio creators to listen to and most of them sound like they are trying to yank it off.

What the fuck?

Are men always so damn mean to yourself? Do you never light a candle, have a bath, take your time?

Inquiring minds want to know…how it’s still attached?

I take time when I have a female partner to talk to and enjoy their pleasure as well

 

[Lifestyle66]

I never claimed to be against the sound itself. I just want to know why you guys are so damn mean to your own junk? Like slow down a little. Be nice.

Seriously?

My wife can reach a level just under what she refers to as the "over the top" orgasm, and she says she enjoys the "waves" of excitement. She can do that for however long she chooses, ... until it feels uncomfortable, or she gets distracted. Sometimes, she'll go "over the top, and just let me continue for another minute, before casually asking "Are you done yet?" She can have sex as long as she CHOOSES.

Men require localized blood pressure changes to create and maintain that erection. And the human body opposes high blood pressure, fighting to lower it. So, it's easy to lose it. As men get older, that's why they often need viagra, which helps create that localized blood pressure to get and keep it there.

So, men are fighting a time limit, and don't know when or what is going to cause them to lose it. When I was MUCH younger, there didn't seem to be any time limit. But now, it's get there while I can.

EDIT: Maybe that's why men seem so insensitive. Once we get an erection, in our mind it's like "Come on! Tick-tock, mother fucker! The clocks ticking!" (Ref Samuel L Jackson in "The Hitman's Bodyguard."

 

[Escierto]

Once we get an erection, in our mind it's like "Come on! Tic-toc, mother fucker! The clocks ticking!"

Lol, that must be why once her cock gets hard and erect, my girlfriend doesn't waste any time getting it in my ass and having her orgasm.

 

[Oshkosh60]

I never claimed to be against the sound itself. I just want to know why you guys are so damn mean to your own junk? Like slow down a little. Be nice.

Wow....okay. Thanks for a great topic and my viewpoints are based solely on my experiences.

Let's start with the audio part of it. This is something that begins pretty early and you might have been told that this is wrong and that it would grow hair on your knuckles. So you really have to be quiet for fear of discovery and you can only take so long a shower and so many showers a day.

You go off to college, but you have roommates.

Once you marry, great, no more masturbating......ha ha, ha ha, ha
So preference would be intercourse, but yeah, you can't walk around with blue balls waiting for her to say yea again. So you sneak in some private time and you have to be quiet about it because you don't want her to know....you don't want her to think that your needs are't being met. And then you expand your little family and now you are not only hiding it from your wife but everyone else.

At the very most I will give a suppressed grunt or moan. I use lotion or lube so there is that sound. but otherwise the is pretty much it. About the only time when you could let loose was when you were on vacations.....

As far as the abuse it takes....Yes, men should learn to edge but because we don't want to be caught doing this we are trying to take care of business as quickly as possible 99.99% of the time.

The wrapping on our weiners is pretty sensitive....someone said to me once....it is pretty much like the skin on your eyelid. Would you rub your eyelid that hard? (confession....this was a doctor who told me this after examining my weiner).

But with lotion or lube it is still pretty serviceable and I would safely say that I have probably masturbated over 8000 times in my life.