Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See? Me.

I can’t argue.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can’t argue.

That's because none dare argue with Daddy

 

[MandaPandaa]

Ya know? I always had a feeling I'd be a good president.

Oh, good, cuz I wrote you into my ballot.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, good, cuz I wrote you into my ballot.

OMFG

America DESERVES a president named North Rock Johnson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's because none dare argue with Daddy

Yes they do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The sequel to Needful Things.
https://iili.io/2zKluHP.webp

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The sequel to Needful Things.
https://iili.io/2zKluHP.webp

thanks Martha Durden?

Tyler Stewart?

Which do you feel a bit more?

 

[LupineOne]

The sequel to Needful Things.
https://iili.io/2zKluHP.webp

The proprietor had better be Satan. Or at least a demon!

 

[UnquietDreams]

The proprietor had better be Satan. Or at least a demon!

Nah, it's an angel

"I want to trade my soul for this!"

The proprietor looks at the baseball card. "Hmmm .... Do you really think you need it that much?"

"Well....no not really."

The proprietor looks at the man and shrugs. The man nods and leaves the store.

--The End.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Presses button repeatedly* Where are all my emotional support Canadians?!
@AuntieDisco @crazychemgirl @Jaws82 @PassionatePanther

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*Presses button repeatedly* Where are all my emotional support Canadians?!
@AuntieDisco @crazychemgirl @Jaws82 @PassionatePanther
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Whatever happens Kitty. Tomorrow is not an end, just a beginning.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Has anyone else watched the Martha Stewart documentary and kind of fallen in love with her?

Just me?

 

[AuntieDisco]

*Presses button repeatedly* Where are all my emotional support Canadians?!
@AuntieDisco @crazychemgirl @Jaws82 @PassionatePanther
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*pauses mid yawn* Hello, Emotional Support Canadian speaking, how can I be of service to you Dear Kitty?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Has anyone else watched the Martha Stewart documentary and kind of fallen in love with her?

Just me?

I saw the trailer and I was blown away, I’ll watch it over this long weekend because it seemed good.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*pauses mid yawn* Hello, Emotional Support Canadian speaking, how can I be of service to you Dear Kitty?

I’ll take any combination of hugs, hair pats, soothing words and/or maple syrup IV until sugar coma, please!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I’ll take any combination of hugs, hair pats and/or maple syrup IV until sugar coma, please!
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*starts sending dragon hugs*

 

[AuntieDisco]

I’ll take any combination of hugs, hair pats and/or maple syrup IV until sugar coma, please!
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Aww….there there Kitty, here take Lulu she’s a great emotional coping animal support while I get some ice cream from the freezer and that secret maple syrup bottle that I keep hidden for emergencies like these
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[Jaws82]

Aww….there there Kitty, here take Lulu she’s a great emotional coping animal support while I get some ice cream from the freezer and that secret maple syrup bottle that I keep hidden for emergencies like these
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Kitty!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Aww….there there Kitty, here take Lulu she’s a great emotional coping animal support while I get some ice cream from the freezer and that secret maple syrup bottle that I keep hidden for emergencies like these
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Thank you!

Kitty!!!

Are you here to help me relieve some tension too?

 

[SherlockianMan]

How the hell is anyone supposed to sleep tonight?!

 

[LostHorizon]

How the hell is anyone supposed to sleep tonight?!

I’m falling asleep watching these people

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The SNL Weekend Update segment where Tina Fey introduces “sheetcaking” to cope with stress comes to mind

 

[PassionatePanther]

*Presses button repeatedly* Where are all my emotional support Canadians?!
@AuntieDisco @crazychemgirl @Jaws82 @PassionatePanther
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I’m already adopting someone from Texas and maybe a cat lady from the south. Hubby said I can’t get another dog but I think I can get away with a Kitty
Sending you a big hug

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m already adopting someone from Texas and maybe a cat lady from the south. Hubby said I can’t get another dog but I think I can get away with a Kitty
Sending you a big hug

*Curls up into a Kitty croissant next to you and purrs*

 

[UnquietDreams]

How the hell is anyone supposed to sleep tonight?!

Eh, don't know if it's better or worse, but if the last few cycles taught us anything, it is just the start. Whoever, whichever, they will both start filing court cases tomorrow. Nothing will be settled for quite a while.

But on the obviously good side? No more political ads for a while!